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| Here we put our minds together to bring you: Top Ten Ways to Die in Stargate 10) By having your head cut off by Ra's travel rings 9) Falling through a window whilst being strangled by a collegue 8)Being talked to death by Carter-in-techie-terms 7)Going through the same day so often your head bursts 6) Becoming a host then your symbiont getting so tired of your complaining it kills you and moves on 5) Going on a dig with Daniel 4)Getting electrocuted whilst fixing Teal'c zat 3) Talking to Urgo 2) Trying to get your head around Daniels Ascension And the number 1 way to die is: 1) Actually try to understand what Carter is talking about in any episode. That includes Time paradoxes Top Ten Reasons Why Daniel is Better Than Jack 10) He uses his brain 9) He knows 23 different languages. 8) He knows 23 different ways to say I love you 7) He gets beaten up frequently and still survives (nb..meridian is an exception) 6) He has a girl on almost every planet 5) The glasses 4) He can swear at Ra, Apophis, Hathor 3) Even in the face of danger he's better looking than Jack 2) He'd hold onto Sam longer than Jack The number 1 reason is: 1) The hair....mmmnnn Top Ten Reasons Why Jack is Better than Daniel 10) He doesn't need languages. He has a gun 9) Is the strongest of the all (nb, see 'The Broca Divide') 8) He can still be sarcastic when almost about to be made a host by Hathor 7) Didn't nuke Abydos...wait..nor did Daniel....um.. 6) Doesn't need to understand what they are saying, can get the drift. 5) Doesn't care that he has grey hair 4) Can look interested when he is sleeping on the inside 3) The cap 2) He would date Sam, easily and the winner is: 1) "Permission to beat the crap out of this guy" Top Ten Reasons Why Daniel and Sam are the Best 10)They would look good together 9) nice blonde haired, blue eyed kids 8) no confusion-by-techno-babble 7) Daniel would understand what she is going through all the time 6) Sam could learn first aid in a bid to keep Daniel alive 5) Scientist and Scientist 4) Its already happening 3) Daniel would hold onto Sam 2) Who wouldn't date Daniel? And our best reason is 1) BECAUSE THE SDR SAID SO!!!! Ten Reasons Why Jack and Sam should be together 10-1) I have no reason at all (I've been bullied into this) Ten Reasons Why Fanfic Exists 10) we have nothing better to do 9)_we have imaginations 8) we like scaring poeple? 7) the plots don't always end as we would like 6) we end up shouting at the tv "I COULD DO THAT BETTER!!!" and run to the computer if anyone has 4 more reasons...email me?? |