| Fanfic Writers |
| Fanfic writers are the most dangerous enemies of the Stargate teams. They can control the life and death of a character, and who they have relationships with. In a recent Fanfic Cafe, the characters realised what they were going through as they got their orders, from the head writers, and they discussed it. You can see a fanfic writer, by the state of their fingers, chewed pencils and their messy hair. Some have grown Daniel Jackson style hair, by forgetting to have it cut. They are absent minded, and in the middle of an episode will suddenly jump up and say 'I know a better ending for this!!'. (This also goes for songs) Their parents will dispair with them over it. They will also want them admitted to mental asylums. This is the greatest fear the SGC will ever face. Any they can't do a thing about us! Muhahahahaha!! |