| Stargaters.html Drinking Game Welcome to the Stargaters.html drinking game. Buy as much alcohol as you can (or pop if under age) and then follow the rules below. Just makes sure you do. No Cheating now!!! Take one sip if: * Jack is Sarcastic * Daniel looks confused * Teal'c raises an eyebrow * Sam saves the day * Sam speaks technobbble * Someone mentions a planet beginning with P * Hammond despairs at Jack * A Goua'ld appears * Daniel gets hurt Take two sips if * Two sips if the Goau'ld dies (Bonus sip if it dies immediatly) * A child appears and almost dies * Everyone else dies and SG-1 survive * Janet saves the day by finding the cure * The planet isn't what it seems * Jack comes up with a theory (Bonus: gulp if he is right) * Sam tries to explain something to Jack * She then gives up, realising it isn't worth it * Something is totally lost on Teal'c (Bonus: gulp if he works it out) Take 3 sips if: * Jack mentions fishing * Sam smiles sweetly at Jack * Sam wears a dress * Teal'c smiles * Daniel does a thumbs up * Jack understands something scietific * Hammond saves the day * Someone speaks nicely about the Tau'ri * SG-1 go through an entire episode without getting hurt Take a huge gulp if: * Someone admits to having feelings (Bonus! Drink half a bottle If they kiss) * Someone other than Jac says 'For crying out loud' * The Goua'ld survives the episode * Any extra's survive the episode * Earth is saved by anyone other than SG-1 Drink half the bottle if: * Daniel dies (drink everything in site if its forever) * The stargate disappears * Thor wears clothes * Teal'c tells O'Neill his jokes are bad * Teal'c tells a joke Drink everything in sight if: * You convert from s/j or s/d to something else * Janet refuses to do a medical after seeing them naked once to often * SG-1 don't survive * Jack raises his eyebrow * Someone uses someone elses quote * Someone other than Daniel gets beaten up * Daniel refuses to translate someone and tells them to do it themselves * Sam's boyfriend of the episode doesn't die * Jack doesn't come back from a trip with a sarcastic comment about it Rob an Alcohol shop if: * Sam and Daniel confess their feelings for each other * The above pair then kiss * Teal'c tells them to fight their own battles and goes home * Jack gets married * Sam doesn't have a clue what to do * You make a site as mad as this * The Aliens don't speak perfect english, * Or something Daniel can understand * Jack gets some leave and wants to stay on the base * Sam actually goes fishing So what happens now? Now I'm very surprised you can actually read this. But if you can, then don't go to a window and yell that you are a god, greater than apophis. And SG-1 are not standing next to you, cheering you on. Sorry. Back |