| The Addiction |
| As you have guessed we all have a Stargate obssesion here at Stargaters.html HQ. These are our ways of telling you we have addictions. Here are our top ways of knowing when your a Stargate Addict: 1) You spend your life on the web looking at sites. 2) Every time you go on the web, you go to helipolis twenty times to see if your story is put up 3) You try and find out where the stars live to go and stalk them 4) You laugh when you see things like this Recipe for a Flapjack: One Richard Dean Anderson and One Steamroller. Oh...wait. Then you get a Flatjack, but it's still tasty! 5) You have a giant web page dedicated to Stargate. 6) When you see a man in the pub with floppy Daniel like hair and glasses, you start drooling and forget to work 7) You swear loudly and sulk if you forget to turn the Sky over to Sky One to tape Stargate at 11am. 8) You want to call your kids Daniel, Jack, Sam and Chris (Teal'c is just weird) 9) You find yourself daydreaming about what would happen if you were in stargate 10) You turn 9) into a fanfic 11) You create your own yahoo id like major_samantha_carter_sg1 or sam_carter_sgccm 12) You try to make your brother/sister have glowing eyes 13) You build an apophis statue 14) You try and build a stargate yourself, but forget the DHD 15) You take astrophysics. 16) You try and become an archaeologist 17) You find yourself getting 'Sweet' into every sentance 18) You want to be Hathor so you could have touched Daniel. 19) Actually you want to be any baddy so that you can have touched Daniel. 20) You want ot be Janet Frasier and think about taking up medicine, moving to colerado springs and trying to find the SGC 21) You become a member of Stargaters.html 22) You start calling your best mate 'Space monkey' 23) You start also insulting your friend every chance you get 24) You wish your friend was Daniel Jackson 25) You feel like hitting the tv whenever Jack and Sam get closer. 26) You join the air force in the US in hope of being taught by Major Carter 27) You hang out at the school where 'Cassandra' went in hope of seeing Jack 28) You go up to every coloured guy in the street and take off his baseball cap and swear when he isn't wearing a Jaffa emblem 29) You send christmas card to no adress, just labelled 'Stargate Program' 30) You wonder if you could go through the gate 31) You try and find naquada 32) You start writing out drinking games 33) You play the drinking games 34) You make wanted posters with Apophis on 35) You can quote episodes line for line....and it doesn't bother you 36) You set your tape to tape sg @ 11:30 am, watch it when you get home on the tape, then you watch it at six and complain if someone interrupts you for as little as 5 seconds 37) You dream about Stargate 38) You revise by watching as many stargate clips as you can in an hour |