| I Have PMT and an M16. Any Questions? Author: Dizzy Pairing: None really Summary: PMT. Sam. Any Questions? Disclaimer: None of them belong to us at all. Although we wish they did...mmmnnn. Daniel. �I have PMT and an M16. Any questions?� Don�t you just love women? Especially at that time of the month. Jack had enough sense to keep away. Well, wouldn�t you? But just at the moment when you can hear Sam shouting from the control room �YOU DO IT MY WAY, OR NOT AT ALL!!� Most airmen run a mile around the middle of the month. Janet breaks out the new boxes of cookies and the boxes of tissues. General Hammond usually made sure he was locked in his office. Teal�c�well Teal�c just claimed he was ill and went to practise long states of Kelnoreem. I�m usually too stupid to notice. I regret that now. You see, a very interesting incident happened once, when I forgot about Sam�s rather�energetic�PMT. ** �Daniel�hey wait up!� Sam jogged up behind me in the corridor. �Hey Sam�what are you doing up at 0200?� I did the military thing! I was so proud. �Looking for someone to have coffee with. Want to join me for a cup?� I agreed. I wish I hadn�t. She got weepy. Then, when I was nice, she got mad. Very mad. The last time I saw her that mad was when the guy that made robot copies made the copy of her. Exactly like her. And they argued. I wonder what it would be like, with two Sam�s with PMT. No. That will give me nightmares. Sam�s usually nice. Sam�s usually kind. But it�s like Jack once told me, they have a completely different side to them which takes over once a month. This new side scares me. A lot. Now I�ve faced aliens, the goau�ld and other nice bad guys. And I would rather face them, than face Sam with PMT. Oh boy. I�ve heard her threaten the airmen with her gun, and their too scared to move. �I have PMT and an M16. Any Questions?� She�s not bashful about it. In fact, I�m sure she uses it to her advantage sometimes. I know that Jack keeps piles of paperwork in his office, just for this moment. But back to my story� She was mad. She had the �Don�t mess with me� look on her face. I tried to tell her I didn�t mean what I had said. Of course I wasn�t being nice because I thought she was weak. I wouldn�t say that when she didn�t have PMT. But that ugly side of her (if there is such a thing as an ugly side of Sam) reared it�s head and that was that. If your wondering why I am writing this, its because Janet won�t let me out of the infirmary yet. She reckons that a head injury from a chair and a tray full of food is kinda dangerous. Also, Sam�s back to her normal self. I wonder when Janet has PMT. I�m sure that�s when she gets the big needles out� �I have PMT and an M16. Any questions?� No Ma�am. Dizzy -x- Back Archive Mainpage |
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