| Frequently Asked Questions |
| Frequently Asked Questions....answered by SG-1!!! |
| 'What is Stargate' Jack: No...can't tell you Daniel: Yes we can now. Its a big metal ring that we go through to other worlds Sam: in reality its a wormhole with an event horizon you can actually see..... Jack and Daniel: SSShhhh you'll scare them 'What is different about the series than the film?' Jack: I'm much better. Have a sense of humour. We have Sam. Thats better. Danny had a hair cut. We found Teal'c. Thats not as good as Danny's hair cut 'What is a Goau'ld?' Daniel: Its a parasitical larvae that lives inside a host, controlling it, ruining its life Sam: Unless its a Tok'ra Daniel: Unless its a Tok'ra of course Jack: Its still a snake!!!! *Teal'c pulls out Junior*'It is quite harmless in the larvae stage' Tell us about P3X595 Jack: Sam got high and was so glad to see us Sam: SSShhhhhh thats a classified secret! Abydos Jack: Daniel got laid. And married. We killed Ra Jack: the end Daniel: Actually other stuff did happen. We made contact with an old, and cultured world Jack: And Daniel made chicken actions at them and scared them Daniel: Well you gave Skaara a lighter and he never let it go Jack: You taught them to make moonshine!! Sam: Anyway... Who are the nox/asgard/tollans etc Jack: The Nox won't help us. Pacifists. Daniel: Well actually they did help us in the end. Really they helped us by showing us that we were children. Then Sam wanted to adopt that boy.. Sam: Daniel!! They were nice. And stopped us being dead. Jack: Now the asgard! They are the best! They are the greatest. Now Thor....he is the best. Teal'c: O'Neill. Is it not true that the Asgard get you out of any little problems you may have caused? Jack: Dammit Teal'c....spoiled my fun again. Spoilsport. Sam: Now the Tollan are good. The Tollan are very very advanced with advanced technology that... < a moment when Daniel puts his hand across Sam's mouth> Daniel: Sorry Sam, but this isn't the learning channel. The Tollan are a now wiped out very advanced race. Which we may have had kinda something to do with somewhere along the line. Oh and Sam gave one of them her cat. Why do all the Aliens Speak English? Jack: Um...Daniel? This is kinda your thing? Daniel: I have no idea. Maybe because its their ancient language. Sam: I really can't answer that. I'm lost for words <Jack, Daniel and Teal'c all stare blankly> Sam: What?! I am really speechless. <thump as Daniel and Jack pass out of shock. Teal'c actually smirks> |