"Good food Always comes with a toy" ---Ryan, 6
"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet doesn't mean you should" ---Juaquim, 7
"Don't dry the dog in the microwave" ---Brittany, 5
"If Mommy says no then you should ask Daddy" ---Daniel, 7
"You can't eat soup with a fork" ---Mel, 4
"Don't pick your nose when you're fingerpainting" ---Xiang, 8
"Never ask Mom when she's going to go on a diet" ---Bob, 11
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