--- Ari K., age 7
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you"
--- Rob P., age 8
"If life you gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it"
--- Steven B., age 8
"Don't eat lady fingers- even if you know the lady it came from"
--- Susannah K., age 6
"When a movie is PG-13, that means how many minutes before your mom will let you watch before turning it off"
--- Jon G., age 12
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you, they have a sick sense"
--- Beau M., age 10
"My dog has worms, I think he was going fishing"
--- Emma B., age 4
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