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| WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS | |||||||||||||||||||||
| - Submitted by Jennifer Pritchard | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||
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