Poems Section 3

"A Twisted Christmas Story"
There was a blizzard, one to remember,
. as the storm that completely demolished December..
The jingle of bells passed through the chilled air,
attached to the reins of Santa's flying reindeer..
The disaster all started when the reins became tangled,
and we all blame Santa, for Rudolf being strangled.
Rudolf lay limp at the lead of the sleigh,
the weight was to much and they started to sway.
When an elf climbed to the front, and cut Rudolf loose,
He plummeted to earth, "Snip, Snip, Swoosh, Swoosh."
Saint Nick grabbed his hoof, " Hold on" Santa said,
but when his nose ceased to glow all knew he was dead,
and to top it all, down fell his head.
Dasher and Dancer were now at the lead.
a The reindeer were shaken at the horrible deed.
The elves were hostile and Santa was scared,
the reindeer all snickered and santa just stared.
Santa knew he had to let them know who's in charge,
and took aim at Comet, who was really quite large.
He drew back his whip, and with a whoosh and a crack,
he laid one smack in the center, of old Comets back.
That really was Santa's most costliest slip,
For the reindeer started to dip and do flips.
Santa was flung into Brownie (an elf),
who was offered aid, but handled Santa himself.
Santa went flying with a swift kick in the rear.
Shot like a bullet through the cold winter air.
A young boy was sleeping when came through the roof,
the body of Santa with the imprint of a hoof.
Now back to the sleigh, which was out of control,
for the cold air on the reindeer had taken its toll.
The sleigh was going down, there was way too much weight.
The reindeer tried to pull up, but were in a horrible state.
The elves all knew they had to get rid of some weight.
First went the present's, then Santa's cookie stash,
but all was hopeless, and they prepared for a crash.
They were headed towards a house with a red glint on the roof,
and as they got closer the glint turned into a poof.
"Santa!" was the cry from Pepper the elf,
"Santa's down there we must go and help,"
but the reindeer had some better ideas, to avenge the death of Rudolf the
deer.
So Dancer took aim and sped towards the red.
"Don't do it, Dancer," Pepper urgently said.
Dancer collided with Santa, going full speed.
He got his revenge, he did indeed,
And so becomes the death of Christmas.