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Suk Mi Pagoda Menu
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA
281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine)

A -La - Carte

Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
Cum Drop Soup ....... Same as above, but no MSG
Suc Sum Tit ......... Chef's favorite

Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork.......Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.......Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1. Goo in Hand..........For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang..........Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.........Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo..........Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit..........A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.........Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.........Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now..........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick.......Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp Twat........Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.........Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo........Lobster bibs & raincoats provided




Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Tip: It helps to say these aloud.)
  
English phrase                                    Chinese
Interpretation
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Are you harboring a fugitive?                Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.                                  Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                           Dum Gai
Small Horse                                     Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!                     No Bai DangTing!!
Did you go to the beach?                      Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table                  Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift                      Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here                           Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?             Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.                Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet               Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone.                         No Pah King
You know the lyrics to the Macarena?   Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright                            Yu So Dum
I got this for free                                Ai No Pei
I am not guilty                                 Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer.                     Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week       Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived                                Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight                                     Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile                     Wa Shing Ka

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