Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
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Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
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