Three Men, a Chicken, and a Cow

There were three men traveling together, a priest,
a farmer and a lawyer. It was starting to get
late and they needed to find a place to sleep.
They came across this farm and they asked the
farmer there if they could spend the night. He
said, 'Thats fine but my guest room is only big
enough for two people, one of you will have to
sleep in the barn.'
The priest said, 'I don't mind sleeping with God's
creatures, I will take the barn.'
So they all agreed and went to their rooms.
About an hour later there was a knock at the guest
room door and there stood the priest. 'There is a
chicken in there that won't stop clucking! I'm
sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest
room.'
'That's ok,' said the farmer, 'I'll sleep in the
barn, after all, I'm used to it.'
So they all agreed and traded places. About an
hour later there was a knock at the guest room
door and there stood the farmer. 'I can't stand
the odor from that cow in there any more. I'm
sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest
room.'
'Well, I guess that leaves me,' said the lawyer.
So he went to sleep in the barn. About an hour
later there is a knock at the guest room door and
there stands the chicken and the cow.

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