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| Canqwar- The white flag of victory has been raised over the Zembeck capital city of Canqwar. In compliance to the wishes of the ruthless attackers Izimbeckwi will divulge the location and content of every military �Detainment Camp� in the country. Fifteen camps will be turned over to the control of Pax Germanic forces in the south, and all other such facilities will be destroyed. Izimbeckwi currently interns eighteen million ethnic Ohioans who entered the country on makeshift rafts and via international smuggling. This minority is blamed for many of the labor disputes in the nation today. The Ohioans are also allegedly responsible for most of the potholes in the Zembeck roads and their sluggish repair. The �buckeyes� also refuse to call the national drink, Walrus-Soda, by its proper name, and insist on calling it �Walrus-Pop� which has caused much confusion since the inception of the national dessert, the Walrus-Pop. The Pax Germanic forces have stated that they intend to return all ethnic Ohioans to their homeland in the south. The Ohioans fled their land in search of jobs and a more responsible government. In addition to the forfeiture of these camps Izimbeckwi has also agreed to assist the Pax company Tusk Deep Sea Salvage Inc. in the recovery of the lost Megalith Battlecarriers. |
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