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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Uncut | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh baby, oh yeah, yes, come on, just a few more seconds, here its comes. Ohhhh, god yes, ohhhhhh hmmmmmmm ahhhhhhh, hmmm. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Oh my R2, what was that moaning sound coming out from Master Anakin's bedroom. It sounded as if he was doing himself. Dear lord! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bip bip, biiiiiiiip biipp,biiiip, bip. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Yes, I agree with you R2, he is one sick intergalactic trash if he keeps that up. I have a plan R2, I don't care if we break the "Forbidden Love" rule of the Jedi's. We must tell Master Obi-Wan. For pete's sake, who knows what he is doing with his Light Saber. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bip bip, biiiiiiiip. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Are you droids MAD! My young padwan learner would never commit such atroscious acts upon himself with the Light Saber. But show to me that he is doing it, and perhaps, I shall do something about it. | |
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| Hmm, interfere with young master Anakin's foreplay, Obi-Wan must not. Darkside we are kept from through foreplay. Obey "Forbidden Love" rule they shall. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Master Obi-Wan, there he is, on the balcony, I see him with my telescopic eyes. Oh no, the sight of such acts are short circuiting my system. Oh my! | |
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| Biiiip, biiiiip, biip biip, bip, biiipi bip. (Shut up C3PO, sometimes you act so retarted, I dont know why you keep on hanging out with me, focker. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Anakin: Good good, no one is around, time to jack off with my Light Saber. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Yoda: Contact Master Obi-Wan I must. Avoid Anakin from the darkside, I shall try to. Teach the boy the way of the force Obi-Wan shall. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Master Obi-Wan, you shall listen to me. Strike you with my Light Saber if you let the boy break the Jedi rule, I will. | |
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| The boy does not need to grow up alone and lonely. I will do what it takes for him to stop touching himself. I bet you need to get some, Jedi Master Yoda, and perhaps you shall understand. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Up shut Obi-Wan! Break the rule, but terrible danger in the future I sense. Hmmmm. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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