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What the guy that I IMed does not know is that, I am really a guy pretending to be a girl.
DrPrankster: hi, asl pls
SFPnyPlya: 18 m sf, and you?
DrPrankster: i'm 18 f sf
SFPnyPlya: so how you doing baby?
DrPrankster: fine
SFPnyPlya: u got a pic?
DrPrankster: yeah
SFPnyPlya: can i see pls?
DrPrankster: sure, hold on
SFPnyPlya: 'aight.
SFPnyPlya: come on baby, hurry up, what is taking so long.
DrPrankster: hold on, i'll scan some bitch, so wait up.
SFPnyPlya: aight cool, i like girls who have an attitude.
DrPrankster wants to directly connect.
SFPnyPlya is now directly connected.
DrPrankster: (shows picture of some girl).
SFPnyPlya: u cute
DrPrankster: thats right.
SFPnyPlya: ur hair is long
DrPrankster: yes, it makes me sexy that way. do you have a pic.
SFPnyPlya: i got one from las year
DrPrankster: may i see it
SFPnyPlya: aight
SFPnyPlya: (shows picture of himself).
SFPnyPlya: top rite
DrPrankster: the one with the black hat
SFPnyPlya: yea
DrPrankster: what grade are you in
SFPnyPlya: i jus graduated
SFPnyPlya: i mah go to city college
DrPrankster: do you have a g/f
SFPnyPlya: yea.
DrPrankster: why
DrPrankster: if i was your g/f i be giving it to you all night long.
SFPnyPlya: really, and since we both live in SF, maybe you and I could hook up
DrPrankster: i like that, what your g/f dont know, dont hurt.
SFPnyPlya: cool, so where do you want to meet up.
DrPrankster: hold your horses cowboy.
DrPrankster: how would you describe yourself
SFPnyPlya: what do u mean?
DrPrankster: are you the type who is wild
SFPnyPlya: nah, i'm hella calm
DrPrankster: you dont like to get down and wild with a girl
SFPnyPlya: yea sometimes
DrPrankster: what kind of stuff do you do
SFPnyPlya: anything the girl wans to do
DrPrankster: really
SFPnyPlya: um, i donno, anything i guess
DrPrankster: even the dirty stuff
SFPnoyPlya: if she want to
DrPrankster: well, guess what
SFPnyPlya: what?
DrPrankster: i dont mind if you get down and dirty with me
SFPnyPlya: can i ask u something?
DrPrankster: yeah
SFPnyPlya: how often do u have yer period?
DrPrankster: every 28 days
SFPnyPlya: what brand pads u buy?
DrPrankster: kirkland signature, the costco packs
SFPnyPlya: oh ok, coo
SFPnyPlya: wells ok, i carry u to my bed an take off yer clotes
DrPrankster: yes
DrPrankster: and once you take off my clothes
SFPnyPlya: i get my lotion an rub it all over u
DrPrankster: then you find out i have a wee wee, and you got freaked out, because you been XED bitch. You're in my new AOL instant messenger hidden identity show where i fool people on AIM sessions, hahaha. you been fooled, the girl who is a guy you are hitting on.
SFPnyPlya: what the f@$k, g@y ass bitch.
DrPrankster: i know you are, but what am i?
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Kristen82 session. Here is an extra AIM Xperiment, that did not go so well, because she wouldnt respond to me. Basically, I went to her website, and read her personal information. She goes to a college in Las Vegas, and I was gonna pretend that I was in her class. I know because I happened to stumble on her website online, was my excuse to use.
DrPrankster: Hey girl. What's up Kristine.
DrPrankster: hello, are you there, yooo hooo.
DrPrankster: i'm in one of your classes this year during the spring 2002 sem, in UNLV.
DrPrankster: i accidentally stumbled on your site online, and i noticed that I had class with you base on your pics on your website.
DrPrankster: are you there Kristine? answer me.
DrPrankster: come on, answer me. i'm not making this up.
DrPrankster: fine then bitch, why you gotta be rude, I aint faking this crap. Not like you who fakes it all the time, biatch.