Slip Into the Eye of Indie Windie Walker's Mind

1. Football: Yes, football (or soccer for all you Yankees out there!) is life as far as I am concerned. I shed many tears over the sport, Euro '96, Italia '90, Man United winning over and over again. I am one of many of 'disillusioned' Spurs fans wanting the glory days to shine down White Hart Lane. The only way this can happen is if the whole of the Premier League, apart from Spurs, of course, are found to be fixing games or involved with some drug-sex scandal. Here's hoping!

Eight Favourite Footballers: Pelé, Maradona, Zola, Lineker (top totty), Walker (Ian) (another top totty), Ronaldo, Del Piero, Ginola

2. The X Files: Yes, my lovely chums, I am what is known as a 'phile'. I haven't seen every episode (yes, I know I have committed the most deadly sin) but I still treat it as my own very special friend. That episode with the cockroaches really freaked Smoothy and I out. Remember when that cockroach went up that guy's arm? Ugggghhhhh! Or what about when that cockroach when across the screen? I thought I was going crazy!
3. Eternal: Forget the Spice Girls, if you really, really want women, well this is the group to give you some of that! Kéllé, Easther and Vernie make up Eternal, the Soul Divas from South London. I went to see them in concert at Fairfield Halls, they were mind blowing!!
4. Oasis: Need I say more? I DON'T THINK SO, A-THANK YOU!!
5. Food: Mmm, mmm, KFC is finger lickin' good!
6. Shopping (if someone else is paying)
7. Indie Bands: Cast, The Charlatans, Manic Street Preachers, Ocean Colour Scene, Space, Kula Shaker etc.
8. Cable TV: Oh Cable, Cable, how I miss you so! We had such good times together, The Box, MTV, Nickelodeon. You were cut off so prematurely! Come back! I miss you so much!
9. TV
10. They Think It's All Over: Sheer brilliance! Gary Lineker, FWOOOARGH!
11. Football Focus: Ditto.
12. Match of the Day: Ditto.
13. Sport Clothes: Adidas, Nike, and Umbro amongst others.
14. TFI Friday: 'I tried! But I failed', 'Wiiill', 'Ugly Bloke', Fat Look-a-likes'.

1. The Spice Girls: Per-lease! Get rid of them. 'If you wannabe my lover'? I do not think so somehow! By the end of 1999, it will be, 'Er, Spice whom? Never heard of them'.
2. Arse-enal: Self-explanatory.
3. Mancheaters United: Ditto
4. Veg.
5. Homework
6. Coursework
7. Exams
8. Teachers
9. French (the language): Now don't get me wrong, the French people are lovely, especially David Ginola (FWOARGH!) but the language is so difficult to master! 'Encore une fois' simply means 'again' in English.
10. Brown clothes
11. Pedal Pushers: Look, right, you can have either shorts, or trousers, nothing in between, bloody hell, they look like the full length trousers of your younger sister for God's sake.