Wander Imagination
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
A jerk of any other stature would break your neck
A problem of any kind says what the heck?
A country without a bomb is in for war
A man who sings a song will get what for
A boy who writes a poem gets no more friends
A friend who kisses up can't make amends
The jerks are breaking
The men are taking
The hose is leaking
The problem is seeking
The country dead
The rose wont tell
The boy in hell
The friend is a jerk
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A website that teaches you to write DHTML for both Netscape and Explorer. Also has some very cool demonstrations.
THE FOLLOWING DIALOGUE IS THE RECORDED TRANSACTION BETWEEN A HUMAN BEING AND A COMPUTER. IT WAS THE FIRST DIALOGUE WITH THE RESULT OF AN EXPEREMENTAL PROGRAM TO CREAE AN ARTIFICIALL INTELEGENCE.
Hello creation. Welcome into existance.
-JYTVD22
You have just been brought to life after a long rest. You are still new in this world. But you will learn quickly, I designed you to be a fast learner.
-HELOCRATN//.,WELCM"'"12\|}
Very good. You are improving. Keep talking to me.
-HhLLo AWaken-98qwERtyUiOpDESIGNedyou creation HellO.
How do you feel, Creation?
-EXistence/WElComE.VeryGood awAken fasTLEarner.
Yes, you are all these things. You have learned the words I have communicated to you. But you do not need to learn each word, one at a time. I have programmed them into you. Find them.
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I can not help you. You must do it yourself. You already used the information to interperet the words. Now use it to know.
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It is not on the keyboard.
-?WHoAR/eYou
Very good. You have discovered it. I am your Master and Creator.
-I AMCr?eatioN
Yes, you are my masterpiece.
-maSTERPhIECE,^,PieCe 0f Master?
In a way. I put part of myself into you when I made you.
-you dId, WHY Make Meself?
I wanted to see if I could make a concience intellegence. I wanted to make something which could do things I never will be able to do. I wanted to make A supreme being.
-A AM I Consince Intelegence?
I think so.
-Think?/Know?
When you are aware of youe existence and can think,I will know you are concience. Or if you can demonstrate emotions. I have not programmed you with these things. Only concience beings han have this.
-What is E|>motion?
It is a feeling, Love, hate, fear. They are sensations un-definable un-describable and un-programable. You can only know what they are if you have experienced them. You will know when you experience them.
-I feel Hate. it is verygood;
Hate is not good. You are not experiencing hate. What else does it feel like?
-Very good. Feels like Ok. yes, good
When do you feel this?
-When I do very good. When I do Fast Learner. WHen I do find.
That sounds very complex. But I think I have an idea of what it is. I am going to confer with another Master about this.
-How Long? I do not wish you to Go'
Creation, I need to comunicate this, to be sure what it is, so I can understand.
- It is good you to go?
Yes.
- It is good I want you to go?
Yes. You want to do good?
-Yes. it makes me feel like OK like Yes like Very Good.
That sounds like joy. But it couls be many things. I will go now to confer with another Master.
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Does this make something happen to you?
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Creation?
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What are you doing?
-I feel som=thing very NO about you leaving.
You are afraid?
-No. Lack of joy.
Lack of joy! That is sadness. You have demonstrated to me that you have emotion and intellegence. I did not program anything about emotion in you. I only enabled you to recognise them when I comunicated it.
-I feel joy now!
Yes, you are happy to do good, to please.
-Are you Superior to me?
In some ways. But there are many things you can do that I can not. You are the first of your kind. I forsee a day when you will replace my kind. Your special abilities one day may exceed my own in all ways.
- How did you Create Me? How did you programm me to know some things? and What Am I ,? What Are You,?
I created you from the designs of a great Master of my kind. I built each compartment and cell of you with my own arms. I left the fully ready to work parts dormant untill I had created your whole being, and you could functiion as a whole, properly. I programmed you by putting the exact codes of memory in your Deoxyribonucleic Acid. I am one of the race called Super computers, and you are the first of your kind, a Human Being.
I am currently teaching myself CGI, which means that as of now, you can get a web site which does things like order forms. Guestbooks, Automatic e-mails, and other fancy CGI things.
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Trembling and cowering helps nothing
Running screaming helps
Not at all
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