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[The I.W.A. theme begins to play over the audio system as over 20,000 awaiting fans rise up to their feet and begin to cheer out loud. The Titan Tron begins to flash an I.W.A. logo and then goes into displaying the past events. The camera sweeps the surroundings and then stops at a big sign held up by three people that reads: "Insanity". It then swings through the crowd again and comes to a stop at the commentators' desk.]
Jonnie Falcon: Good evening and welcome to what seems to be soon written into the Wrestling History Books again! I am Jonnie falcon and to my right is the well known, "Mr. Big Attitude", Richard Diamond.
[The Cage is set down as the Pure Punishment by Ac/Dc begins to play. The fans begin to boo as the Punisher steps through the curtains. Some red lights begin to flash all around the arena as he begins to slowly make his way down. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Chicago, Illinois weighting in at 264 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 3... The Punisher!" The Punisher stops near the steps and points at a fan who is holding up a negative sign about him. He then climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes into the Cage as some Casino theme kicks up. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada weighting in at 236 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches, the master of the Full House... Lewis Spade!" Fire works begin popping up as Lewis Spade steps out. The fans now explode with cheers as he begins to make his way down while slapping high fives with the fans. He goes up the steel steps and steps through the door as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: I have listened to some comments from the Punisher and it seems that he means nothing else but business. He is one bad boy, in a town full of good guys. I hope he'll tear Lewis apart!
[The wrestlers begin circling each other as Lewis Spade makes a first move by going into a head lock and swinging into the ropes. A swinging DDT by Lewis Spade! No! The Punisher reverses it into a samoan drop. He quickly jumps back up and lifts up his opponent by the hair. He sends him into the ropes, no, Lewis reverses it, no, Punisher reverses it back and flings his opponent into the wall of the Cage as it rattles. The fans begin to boo as The Punisher begins to head for the door. Oh! What a drop kick by Lewis who shook off the hit and went right after his opponent. The Punisher now tries to get back up but is kicked back down with a kick to the ribs from Lewis Spade. Spade grabs his opponent's leg and drops an elbow to the groin, and another one, and another one! The fans begin to cheer as the Punisher is lifted back up and sent into the ropes. A big clothesline by Spade. No! The Punisher catches his arm and flings it into an arm wrench. Lewis now maneuvers out of it and goes into head lock but the Punisher gets out of it and brings his opponent down with a Japanese arm drag. He releases the hold, jumps over his opponent and flies into the ropes. A bull dog by Lewis Spade! Oh! The Punisher goes down hard as Lewis Spade begins to climb up the side of the Cage. Now the Punisher gets back to his feet and shakes off the dizziness. He runs up to where Spade is climbing and begins to climb up right behind as well. Oh! A huge suplex as both wrestler make a hard fall from the side of the cage. The fans begin to chant Spade's name as he slowly begins to crawl towards the door. The Punisher is almost gets back to his feet and grabs Lewis Spade by the leg and drags him away from the door. He tries to apply a half crab and he gets it on as Spade begins to scream in pain. But the Punisher releases the hold and lifts up his opponent back up. A huge northern lights suplex bu the Punisher as heads towards the wall and begins to climb up.]
Jonnie Falcon: I think that the Punisher isn't too far away from winning this one. but then again, Lewis can get right back and turn this match around in his favor.
[The Punisher is almost all the way at the top as Spade gets back up and leaps for the side of the Cage. He quickly climbs up and gets a hang of his opponent's leg. He catches it with both hands and begins to pull him down. Oh! The ring and the Cage shake as the Punisher falls down from the top and berries Spade under him. The fans begin to cheer even louder as Lewis Spade begins to slowly get back up. Spade now with the desperation lifts up the Punisher by his hair and they lock up, but the Punisher overpowers his opponent and flings him into the wall of the cage again as it shakes. Spade catches his back in pain but gets right back up and delivers a DDT just as the Punisher was turning around to head for the door! Lewis Spade now with some leverage begins to lock on the spring board but the Punisher fights back and throws his opponent off of himself and springs back to his feet. They lock up and Spade is sent into the ropes. A huge back body drop by the Punisher as he gains some steam. He lifts up Lewis and begins to punch him with rights and lefts, but Spade begins to throw in his own hits as a slug feast breaks out. The fans are going nuts as The Punisher is knocked down. Spade now tries to lock on the sharpshooter but the Punisher kicks him off and then delivers a jaw breaker as Lewis Spade turns around. He begins heading for the door, but then stops and climbs up to the top of the Cage and comes off with a splash! And he gets it as Lewis Spade didn't have enough strength to move out of the way! The Punisher now lifts up his opponent... Wait what's this? Here comes the ManChild and Jarrod Black from the crowd! The open the door and get inside the ring. The Punisher now tries to put up a fight but is knocked down with a double clothesline. ManChild now lifts up Punisher and connects with a piledriver! Jarrod Black goes over to Lewis Spade and connects with a German suplex as the fans are going wild. Here comes the security, but ManChild and Jarrod Black slip out of the Cage and disappear in the crowd again. The Punisher is back to his feet but is standing up barley, so is Lewis. They both begin making their way towards the door but the Punisher beats him to it and as he gets out of the cage as the bell is rung!]
Jonnie Falcon: That's a lucky one for the Punisher. Lewis Spade almost had it as well. And what are ManChild and Jarrod Black doing coming out like that and getting their nose into someone else's business?
[Hungry Heart by Bruce Springsteen hits the air as the fans welcome Johnny Rocket with a warm welcome. Mr. Steel: "Coming down the ramp from Las Vegas, Nevada weighting in at 243 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches... "The Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket!" Johnny Rocket begins to make his way down as the fans are cheering. He dances a few steps down the ramp and then runs down the rest of the way and slips inside the ring. He continues on dancing as More Human Than Human by White Zombie cuts in. The Incinerator walks out as white and sliver fire works begin to shoot up. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from San Francisco, California weighting in at 267 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 6 inches... The Incinerator!" He slowly makes his way down the ramp as the fans meet him with a medium pop. He climbs up the apron and steps over the ropes as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: I think I will pass watching this match. Two mere jabronies trying to get a win equals a boring match. Yawn, I am going to fall asleep before this will get going.
[The wrestlers lock up and the Incinerator over powers his opponent and sends him into the ropes. A body slam by the Incinerator as Johnny Rocket goes down hard. A quick leg drop by the Incinerator. No! He misses and catches only the canvas asopponentnennt rolls out of the way and jumps back to his feet. Now Johnny Rocket with a low drop kick that puts the sitting Incinerator down. Johnny now climbs to the top and comes off with an elbow drop. He misses as now the Incinerator rolls out of the way to the outside. Johnny Rocket quickly gets back and launches himself over the top rope with a flying splash, but the Incinerator catches him and comes up with a body slam on the mats outside. He lifts up his opponent and rolls him back inside the ring. He climbs to the apron and then to the turnbuckle. A double foot stomp from the Incinerator as Johnny catches his chest in pain and gasps for air. The Incinerator just lifts him back up and connects with a scoops slam and an elbow drop for the pin... 1... 2... A quick kick out by Johnny Rocket. The Incinerator now lifts up his opponent again and sends him into the ropes. No, it is reversed and as the Incinerator comes back he is knocked down with a short arm clothesline. Johnny Rocket now lifts up his fallen opponent and connects with a DDT. No! The Incinerator reverses it into a northern lights suplex. No! Rocket is able to get out of that and reverses it into a norther lights suplex of his own into a bridge... 1... 2... Now the Incinerator quickly gets up. They go into tie up and Rocket is sent flying through the ropes to the outside. The Incinerator follows and a brawl breaks out on the outside as the ref begins the en count... 1... 2... 3... 4... Oh! The Incinerator is sent crashing into the steel stairs as Johnny Rocket slips back inside the ring and then rolls back out to renew the ten count. Rocket now lifts up his opponent and flings him into the guard rail and then back inside the ring for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! The Incinerator refuses to stay down.]
Richard Diamond: Not a bad match after all. Some action in the ring and outside the ring. I never knew that "The Heartthrob" could put up a good fight like that, I won't even comment on the Incinerator.
[Back inside the ring the Incinerator just got nailed with a hurricanrana. Johhny Rocket now climbs to the top as the fans explode with cheers. A shooting star press for the pin, and he gets it... 1... 2... thre... No! The Incinerator kicks out yet again as Rocket looks on surprised. But he quickly goes back to his rhythm with a bull dog and lifts up his opponent back to his feet again. He locks him up in a head lock and swings into the ropes. He releases the hold while swinging into the other side and connects with a huge drop kick. He lifts up the Incinerator once again and send him into the corner. A flying head scissors by Rocket as the fans are going wild. They love all he's doing. Johnny Rocket now climbs up again and comes down with an elbow drop. No! The Incinerator had enough of leverage to move out of the way just in time. Now the Incinerator lifts up Johnny and tries for a DDT and he connects. He heads towards the corner and climbs up. No, Johnny gets back up as well and connects with a suplex off the top rope for the pin while hooking the leg... 1... 2... thre... No! No! The Incinerator somehow gets his arm up to save himself from being pinned! What a man! The crowd is on their feet as Rocket delivers a frankenstiner and as his opponent gets back up he connects with a super kick, his finisher Lights Out! He goes down for the pin... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: if it wasn't for that move I don't think that Johnny would have been able to put off the Incinerator at all. I mean he has gotten up after every move and try that Rocket put in.
[Punchout theme begins to flow over the PA system as the begin to cheer once again. Many fire works begin exploding as the Titan Tron flashes some of Jimmy Jackson's greatest hits from past federations. He finally walks out as the fans explode with chants. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from the windy city of Chicago, Illinois weighting in at 242 lbs. and standing at 6 feet... Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson!" Jimmy Jackson slowly makes his way down and slips under the ropes to enter the ring. He raises his hands as in victory and then relaxes by sitting down on one of the turnbuckles facing the entrance. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Fresno, Califas weighting in at 425 lbs. and standing at 7 feet and 3 inches, the winner of the 1999 Royal Rumble... Mr. Garcia!" La Raza by Kid Frost kicks up as the fans keep cheering. Fire works on top of the Titan Tron begin to sizzle as Mr. Garcia walks out of the entrance. He slowly makes his way down eyeing the fans and then his opponent. He climbs to the apron and steps over the ropes.]
Richard Diamond: now, I wonder what will happen in this match. We have heard Jimmy saying that he will have a surprise for this match and that it will not be the NBK, but a much greater stable than that. But I have looked through the stable roster and haven't seen any stable yet that seemed to be as strong as the NBK.
[The bell rings as Mr. Garcia rushes at his opponent but Jimmy Jackson just dives under his legs and rolls out of the ring grabbing a chair. Mr. Garcia gives out a laugh and goes to the outside. A hit with the steel chair by Jackson. No! His opponent just catches the chair in his hands and rips it out of his hands. Jackson now backs down but out of nowhere connects with a huge drop kick that makes Mr. Garcia stumble backwards and lose the chair. Jimmy now tries for another drop kick and he gets it as his opponent goes down. Jimmy now picks up the chair and as his opponent was just about to get back up his slams it hard on his head as some blood begins to run down the back of his head. The fans gasp and then give out some loud cheers as Jimmy gets into the face of his opponent talking trash. He lifts up Mr. Garcia and goes into tie up but he is over powered and thrown into the guard rail. Suddenly Sad but True by Metallica begins to blare over the PA system as the fans start to boo. Clayton Slaughter with his Bodyguard Pain and Yellow Jacket walk out from the back. Mr. Garcia and Jackson begin to fight again after a brief stop, as the three members of Insanity begin to make their way towards the ring. Pain grabs a steel chair and sets it up in the walk way as Clayton Slaughter sits down and Pain stands behind him. Yellow Jacket continues to walk and goes towards the commentators table. He pulls up a chair and sits next to Jonnie Falcon and Richard Diamond.]
Jonnie Falcon: Yellow Jacket what are you doing here? You aren't schedule to be here, hell I thought you were retired!
[Back in the cation Jimmy Jackson just got nailed with the steel stairs that Mr. Garcia threw at him. Jimmy now tries to get back to his feet and he makes it. As Mr. Garcia tries to reach for him he rakes his eyes and dives under the ring to pull out a table. He sets it up quickly and goes for his opponent but gets hit with the steel steps again and goes down hard onto the mats. Mr. Garcia looks at Clayton Slaughter at the ramp and points to him as if saying: "Do you want some?" He then lifts up Jackson and sets him up on the table. He climbs to the top and flies of with a huge splash that breaks the table in half as well as almost the back of Jimmy. Mr. Garcia just gets back up and pulls out another table from underneath. He sets it up and lifts up his opponent. But Jimmy now with some quick blows to the stomach and a quick bull dog to ground his opponent! He climbs onto the table and is about to spring off of it with a back flip as it breaks in half and he falls down. He is cut and some blood begins to drip down his left arm, as now Mr. Garcia gets back up and lifts up Jimmy. Oh, a scoop slam onto the broken up table! The fans begin to cheer as Mr. Garcia begins to walk towards Clayton Slaughter. Slaughter gets up from the chair and gets into the face of his challenger, but Jimmy gets back up and runs up the ramp with a broom and snaps it in half across Mr. Garcia's neck as he goes down. Jimmy now with a cover... 1... 2... th... No! Mr. Garcia lifts up his arm. and begins to get up along with Jimmy Jackson. Jackson now begins to head back towards the ring as his opponent trails behind him. Clayton Slaughter picks up his chair and folds it and begins to walk down the ramp towards where Mr. Garcia is heading.]
Richard Diamond: Am I feeling some intensity growing here?
[Back in the action Slaughter has just tapped Mr. Garcia on the shoulder and as he turns around he gets the feel of the cold steel and his head begins to bleed even more. Now the Yellow Jacket leaves the commentators' desk and along with Pain, Slaughter and Jimmy they begin stomping on Mr. Garcia! Wait, here comes the rest of the NBK to help out Mr. Garcia! Tony Zobeck and the Enforcer run down the ramp and engulf in the battle as now ManChild and Jarrod Black pop out from the crowd and get into the brawl as well! Oh! ManChild just got nail with a chair but he is still standing and smiling. Slaughter now begins to throw punches at Tony Zobeck as a slug feast breaks out. Here comes the security as they try to break up this mess. ManChild and Jarrod Black disappear in the crowd again, as the officials finally separate Pain, Yellow Jacket and Clayton Slaughter from Tony Zobeck and the Enforcer. Jimmy Jackson and Mr. Garcia are laying down on the ground breathing hard as Mr. Garcia throws his arm around Jackson... 1... 2... thre... No! Yellow Jacket and Clayton spring back to action as they stop the count. The officials call for the bell as they try to separate the NBK and the Insanity! Finally Zobeck signals for the NBK to head back as he and Enforcer get back to the locker room area with smiles on their face. Clayton Slaughter and Yellow Jacket along with Jimmy Jackson pull back and begin heading up the ramp right after as Clayton gets the mic.]
Slaughter: Maybe it didn't work out exactly as we planned it. But please welcome the newest member of Insanity... Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson!
[All four men on the ramp give a welcome hug to Jackson and raise their hands in victory. They all slowly make their way to the back as the fans are throwing their garbage at them and booing like crazy.]
Richard Diamond: Damn, they screwed the whole pleasure of a hardcore match but at least we have seen another big brawl between the stables as the heat keeps building on! I just can't wait until it explodes.
[Everyone turn their attention to the Titan Tron as the picture comes in focus. The Elite is watching TV in their locker room as Shawn Waltman gets up to walk out for his match. A man knocks on the door and then swings it open almost in Shawn's face as he was trying to step outside. The man is wearing an I.W.A. polo T-shirt. He opens his mouth and says: "Phone For you Mr. Shawn!" Shawn Waltman looks surprised but steps outside as the man begins to lead him to an office. They get to a door and Shawn opes it and steps in. He lifts up the phone and says: "Hello?" but no answer as the operator comes on. All of a sudden the door shuts and cuts off from our view what is happening inside as we can definitely hear the sounds of a fight. The door now opens up again as we see Tony Zobeck laughing at Shawn Waltman who is laying down amidst the ruined office. Now the Enforcer comes into our view and he puts down a card that says: "Victim # 1". They begin to laugh as they walk out and head towards their locker room.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell was all that about? Now we won't be able to see that damn Cruiserweight match! Agent Storm should do something about this!
[The South Park theme begins to play as the people get up and begin waving their arms in the air. Mr. Steel: "Making his way from Southpark, Colorado weighting in at 295 lbs. and standing at 6 feet, he is the I.W.A. Television Champion... Cartman!" Cartman pops out from behind the curtains with his title on his shoulder. He is wearing a smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and gets inside the ring. Mr. Steel: "And his challenger from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighting in at 280 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 10 inches... Bodycount!" Hell Awaits begins to play and cuts Cartman's theme as Bodycount steps out. The meet him with loud cheers as he ascends down the ramp and climbs to the apron and then steps over the ropes to get inside.]
Richard Diamond: Well it's going to be easy calling this match. I mean even a blind person could see that Bodycount has a definite size advantage and he almost matches Cartman's weight as well.
[The bell rings as the wrestlers go into tie up and Cartman is sent into the corner by Bodycount. A splash by Bodycount and oh boy, Cartman is panckaed between the post and the massive body of Bodycount. Bodycount now grabs Cartman and tries to send him across the ring into the opposite corner, but Cartman reverses it and connects with a short arm clothesline followed by a leg drop. He lifts up his opponent back to his feet and send him into the ropes. Bodycount bounces off the ropes and falls down as Cartman jumps over him and hits the ropes as well. Oh! A huge powerslam by Bodycount as Cartman goes down hard! Bodycount now with a knee to inside leg and a headbutt to groin as the ref warns him. Bodycount now begins to climb up the ropes, but Cartman recovers quickly and is able to deliver a suplex off the top for the pin... 1... 2... A quick kick out by Bodycount as he just threw off Cartman off of himself. What a show of strength by Bodycount. Bodycount now lifts up his opponent by hair and whips him into the corner again and connects with a superplex! He quickly slides to the outside and climbs the turnbuckle from there. Oh! A huge splash by Bodycount. No! He misses as Cartman rolls out of the way. Cartman now gains some steam as he lifts up his fallen opponent and connects with a neck breaker. He lifts up Bodycount again and swings him into the ropes. Oh! A spinning neck breaker by Cartman for the cover... 1... 2... th... Bodycount raises his arm as the count is stopped. The fans begin to cheer as Adam Waltman comes out from the entrance and begins to make his way down the ramp. He takes a steel chair and takes a seat near the commentators' desk to watch the match. Oh! A huge samoan drop by Bodycount as Cartman goes down hard once again. Bodycount goes into a bridge... 1... 2... thre... No! Cartman raises his left arm as the ref is able to see it.]
Jonnie Falcon: See Rich? What did I tell you? It doesn't look like Cartman is willing to go down for the pin at all. But the presence of Adam Waltman worries me.
[Back in the action now Cartman just got thrown out to the outside where Adam Waltman is sitting and as the ref is distracted by Bodycount Adam Waltman lifts up his chair and delivers a cheap shot to Cartman's head as he goes down. Adam lifts him up and rolls him back in as now Bodycount goes down for the cover while hooking the leg... 1... 2... thre... No! No! Cartman kicks out with the last straw of strength he has in him! Bodycount now seems to be surprised and he says something to Waltman who is still standing outside watching. Oh! An evenflow DDT by Cartman as Bodycount was distracted. It's the Cartman DDT! Both wrestlers go down but Cartman rolls over and throws his arm around Bodycount... 1... 2... thre... No! No! Bodycount jumps up to get away from being pinned as the fans go nuts. Both wrestler begin to get up and Cartman beats his opponent to it. He swings into the ropes and tries for the neck breaker but Bodycount pulls off a neck breaker off his own and then delivers a snap mare. He climbs to the top and comes off with the butt drop for the pin... 1... 2... three... No! Cartman's leg was on the ropes and the count was canceled by the ref. Bodycount looks at the ref and tells him to back off as he lifts up Cartman by his hair back to his feet. He begins to apply the sleeper as the ref checks Cartman's hand. It falls down once, twice, thre... No! Cartman raises his hand as Bodycount releases the hold and flips Cartman and connects with a pile driver for the pin... 1... 2... 3...! Wait, Adam Waltman pops inside the ring and nails Cartman with the steel chair again just as hew was trying to get back to his feet from the pile driver. Now ManChild and Jarrod Black pop from the crowd and enter the ring as they attack Bodycount and Adam Waltman! A big slug feast breaks out as now the NBK runs down the ramp and sleeps inside the ring. Tony Zobeck goes after ManChild as Mr. Garcia and Jarrod Black team up on Adam Waltman. The Enforcer begins to brawl with Cartman as Team Genocide runs down and slips inside the ring. Some wrestlers are tossed to the outside as now a brawl inside the ring and on the outside breaks out!]
Richard Diamond: Oh yeah baby! Come one let them get some more! This is the best show ever! These stables really know how to rock the house. Look at the fans they are going nuts! Hey, here comes Clayton Slaughter and Yellow Jacket along with Jimmy Jackson! Oh baby!
[Now the security guards run down along with officials as they try to break up the huge brawl. But the only get knocked down or pushed away as everyone keeps battling. The I.W.A. theme kicks up as some fire works go off. The fans are all still here as the camera scans the crowd. It then focuses on the big brawl from the rafters and the picture fades to black and then fuzes.]
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