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[The I.W.A. theme begins to play over the PA system as over 20,000 fans explode with cheers. The Titan Tron goes into action as it shows the flashes of the last Pay Per View, and then the upcoming promo for Royal Rumble I: Walk In The Garden. The camera sweep through the crowd as now fire works begin shooting up from almost every corner and direction. The camera zooms in on some of the fans as they hold up some kind of sign. It reads: "I.W.A. Sucks!" Now it sweeps down below to the commentators desk as the I.W.A. theme continues to play.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell is their problem? I mean if you hate I.W.A. then why do you keep coming back every time? Those fools are pathetic. They should get arrested right now before I go up there personally and take care of their fraud asses!
[Tier by Rammstein begins to play as the fans begin to boo. Some fire works go off as Adolf Rammstein steps through the curtains. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Berlin, Germany weighing in at 321 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches, the pride of Germany... Adolf Rammstein!" Adolf begins to make his way down as the fans boo and make faces at him. He climbs to the apron and step through the ropes as Welcome to Candy Land begins to play. All the fans explode with cheers as the CandyMan comes out. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 253 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches... the CandyMan!" CandyMan now slaps some high fives with the fans and gives them a thumb up. He slips inside the ring as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: It's hard to say who's going to win this one, as both men probably do not want to leave the I.W.A. Oh, and I heard that Adolf wants to change his identity. What the heck is going on here? What is the deal?
[The wrestlers lock up and Adolf Rammstein comes away with a scoop slam. He heads for the ropes and connects with a clothesline just as CandyMan was getting back up. No! CandyMan ducks under his opponent's arm just in time and connects with a swirling DDT! The fans explode with cheers as the CandyMan drops a quick elbow to the groin. CandyMan now with an early edge lifts up his opponent back to his feet and delivers a northern lights suplex. No, Adolf Rammstein shows that he is stronger and is able to reverse it into a DDT. Adolf now quickly climbs to the top and comes down with a splash for the cover... 1... 2... A quick kick out by CandyMan who is totally fresh. Now they hook up again and this time Adolf comes up with a hanging vertical suplex! What a show of strength! The fans give out some boos, as Adolf drops down with a quick leg drop to the neck of his opponent. He lifts up CandyMan back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. A powerslam by Adolf as the ring shakes and rattles. He begins to climb the turnbuckle again but this time takes too much time and it taken down with a norther lights suplex off the top rope into a bridge by CandyMan... 1... 2... Adolf Rammstein kicks out after the two count but is still trying to catch his breath after it taken out from him by CandyMan who now lifts up Adolf and grounds him with a drop kick. He climbs to the top and comes off with a shooting star press into a cover... 1... 2... th... Another fast kick out by Adolf who doesn't want to stay down for too long. CandyMan now sees his opportunity and rolls his opponent up into a small package... 1... 2... Adolf breaks away easily with his strength.]
Jonnie Falcon: It looks like CandyMan is controlling this one so far. I didn't know he's such a good athlete. I mean, he pulls off all kinds of stunts right here right now.
[Back in the action Adolf is getting pummeled in the head by CandyMan. Finally he stops his onslaught and lifts up Adolf Rammstein back to his feet. A DDT by CandyMan. No! Adolf comes away with a swinging neck breaker as the fans begin to boo again. He gets back to his feet and begins to stomp on his opponent who tries to roll out of the way. Adolf stops him from doing so and drops down with a huge leg drop as CandyMan catches his neck and gasps for air. Adolf now with some leverage hit the ropes and nails a splash for the cover... 1... 2... thr... No! CandyMan still has a enough of guts to kick out even thought his leg was hooked. The fans now build up a chant for CandyMan but Adolf ignores it and sand his opponent into the corner pancaking him between the post and his body. He climbs on top oh him and sets him up for a swirling DDT off the top rope. He goes for it and he gets it as the fans suddenly explode with some warmth for Adolf! He lifts up CandyMan back to his feet and almost removes his teeth with the jaw breaker! He climbs to the top and comes off with a Kamikaze Headbutt for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! CandyMan kick out yet again as Adolf Rammstein lifts him up in anger and puts him back down with tilt the whirl back breaker. He climbs to the top again and this time comes of with a splash for the cover... 1... 2... CandyMan somehow reverses the pin into a small package... 1... 2... thre... No! Now Adolf gets free and reverses into a small package of his own... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: See what I meant? I told you that CandyMan has not enough skill yet to beat an opponent like Adolf Rammstein! Ha, ha, ha!
[Tits drops down the mic and leaves the ring as the fans do not know what to do or say. Finally they explode with cheers as Tits - Man of Action disappears behind the curtains.]
Richard Diamond: Ha, ha, ha! What kind of a name is that? Tits? Ha, ha, ha! Adolf had to go nuts or something. I mean I don't think that if his brain was okay he would ever pick a name like that.
[The lights dim as Man in the Box Alice in Chains begins to play over the PA system. The fans get up to their feet as Just Amazin' makes his way through the curtains and the fire works explode! Mr. Steel: "Coming down the ramp from Bristol, Connecticut weighting in at 267 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 5 inches, the I.W.A. Hardcore Champion... Just Amazin'!" Just Amazin' walks down the ramp with a smile on his face and the title on his shoulder. He throws the title inside the ring and then pulls out a table from underneath the ring and begins setting it.
Mr. Steel: "He stands at 6 feet 10 inches and weighs 490 pounds. He is the Most Feared Man in all of wrestling, he is the master of the Widow Maker. Here is ManChild "The Hardcore Hero"!" Over the PA you hear the sounds of a rumbling motorcycle and out steps ManChild from behind the curtains. As the camera zooms in on him, you see that he is wearing black combat boots, blue jeans cut-off into shorts with fringe hanging down past his knees and a black sleeveless t-shirt with the words "Hardcore Hero" written in red across the front which reveals his massive 31 inch biceps. His long, greasy black hair is pulled back into a pony-tail. He slowly starts to walk towards the ring. Once at the ring side he climbs the black steel steps and steps over the top rope.]
Richard Diamond: Damn, another one hard to call but I have to give an edge to ManChild. After all that man has proved that he can do it all in the ring and that hardcore is his specialty.
[Both wrestlers begin to circle each other and all of a sudden ManChild makes the first move and takes his opponent down with the school boy take down. He then quickly slips out to the outside and grabs the Hardcore Title from the time keeper. Just Amazin' gets back to his feet and as he sees that his title is in the wrong hand he springs himself over the ropes and nails ManChild with a splash! ManChild drops to the floor with the title and Just Amazin' grabs it away from hi and begins beating him as the fans explode. Finally he changes his tactic as he grabs a near by chair and lands a big shot across ManChild's head! Just Amazin' now lifts up his opponent and send him into the guard rail. No! ManChild reverses it and Amazin' is the one that crashes into the steel rail. ManChild now picks up a steel chair and smashes it into the face of his opponent who catches it as blood begins to pour down his left side. Oh! Another shot by ManChild this time to the knee of his opponent! He lifts him up and lays him down on the Spanish announcers' table. He climbs to the apron and then to the turnbuckle. A belly splash by ManChild! It's the Widow Maker! No! Just Amazin' rolls off the table just in time as ManChild crashes into it and breaks it up in thousand pieces!]
Jonnie Falcon: God! Did you see that Rich? I bet ManChild is hurt and hurt bad after that fall! Someone help him!
[Back in the action ManChild has just got up from the huge fall and seems to be bleeding pretty bad, but no matter what he is smiling! Just Amazin' doesn't waste any time, he dives under the ring and gets out a steel pipe. Oh! ManChild goes back down as his feet have been taken out from under him with the steel pipe. Wait! Who's that? It's Bodycount with a baseball bat wrapped around in barbed wire. He jumps out of the crowd and nails ManChild straight in the head as he was about to get up. The fans explode again as Bodycount says something to ManChild and then leaves just as he came. Just Amazin' is somewhat surprised but quickly recovers and goes down for the pin... 1... 2... thr... No! ManChild with a big kick out! Amazin' is stunned even more now, but he lifts up ManChild back to his feet and begins dragging him by the hair to the wooden table he has set up earlier. He rolls him on top of it and then lays down a steel chair on top of him. Just Amazin' begins to climb to the apron as the fans begin to chant ManChild's name. He is now on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a somersault senton splash as the table crashes in half and cover ManChild under it and the steel chair! Just Amazin' now goes for the pin again... 1... 2... thre... No! ManChild refuses to stay down for the pin! What in the world can make him stay down? Amazin' gets up and trials off to find a new tool to assault his opponent with, but ManChild makes his way to his feet and takes off one part of the steel chairs and nails his opponent in the back as the crowd explodes again. ManChild now dives under the ring and pulls out a ladder! He lifts it up in the air and drops it on Just Amazin' as he shrikes in pain. ManChild now sets up the ladder and climbs all the way to the top. He leaps of with another Widow Maker and this time gets it as he cooks his opponent between his massive body and the concrete floor. He hooks the leg for the cover... 1... 2... 3...! ManChild gets up and is handed over the Hardcore Title. He raises high in the air and then walks into the crowd and disappears.]
Richard Diamond: He won, he won! Yes! I knew this crazy son of a gun could pull it off! We have a new Hardcore Champion! Amazin' didn't held that title for too long. but it's his fault he should have tried a bot harder to keep that Championship.
[La Raza by Kid Frost hits the air as the fans give out a big pop. Some fire works go off again as Mr. Garcia comes out. Mr. Steel: "From Fresno, Califas weighting in at 425 lbs. and standing at 7 feet 3 here is... Mr. Garcia!" He begins to make his way down as the fans hold up their signs with appreciation. He grabs the ropes and climbs to the apron. He looks left and right and then steps over the top rope. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Tampa Bay, Florida weighing in at 543 lbs. and standing at 7 feet 3 here is James "Brickwall" Eytchinson!" Breath 2 by Prodigy begins to play now as the fans explode with another pop. James Eytchinson moves aside the curtains and steps into the spotlight. He makes his way down looking at his opponent all the time. He goes up the steps and steps over the ropes.]
Richard Diamond: This is going to be a clash of the titans! Each man stands at 7 feet and 3 inches and weights a lot! It should be interesting to watch these two battle it out. I have to say it won't be easy to win this one.
[The bell sounds as the James Eytchinson comes up with a head lock and swings into the ropes with his opponent. He releases the hold and swings to the other side. A big clothesline by Eytchinson as Mr. Garcia stumbles backwards into the ropes. Eytchinson swings into the ropes and connects with another huge clothesline that send his opponent to the out side. But Mr. Garcia climbs back inside and delivers a neck breaker out of a tie up. He lifts up his opponent back to his feet and connects with a belly to belly suplex. He lifts up Eytchinson again and whips him into the ropes. No! James Eytchinson is able to reverse it and as his opponent comes back towards him he nails him with another clothesline. No! Mr. Garcia ducks under and delivers a reverse DDT! He begins to climb to the top and as Eytchinson gets up he nails him with an axe handle slam. He climbs back up again and comes down with a splash... no! James rolls out of the way and Mr. Garcia falls hard on his stomach. Now Eytchinson gets up to his feet and connects with a leg drop do the back of his opponent. He lifts him by the hair and delivers a pump handle slam. He lifts up Mr. Garcia once again and they lock up. Oh! Sidewalk slam by Eytchinson into a cover... 1... 2... Only a two count as Mr. Garcia kicks out easily.]
Richard Diamond: Well I guess that this game is a bit boring now. I mean we have seen some power moves but I do miss those high flying and technical moves.
[Back in the ring both wrestlers are swinging at each other and we have a slug feast! The fans are on their feet as none of the men are willing to go down. Finally Mr. Garcia grounds his opponent with a front face DDT into a cover... 1... 2... the... No! James Eytchinson kick out just in time and is right away lifted back to his feet and sent into the corner. Oh! A double underhook suplex by Mr. Garcia out of the corner. He climbs to the top again... Oh! He is taken down with a top rope suplex by Eytchinson as the crowd explodes again. Both wrestlers are down breathing hard but they quickly recover and engage in another slug feast! Mr. Garcia changes one of his punches into a grab and delivers a throat toss, but Eytchinson gets right back to his feet and delivers a single arm DDT for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Now Mr. Garcia refuses to stay down as he kicks out right before the three count. James Eytchinson now looks down on his opponent and makes some more pain with a painkiller as Mr. Garcia grabs his head. Eytchinson look at the crowd and they explode. He lifts up his opponent by his hair and throws him back down with a snap mare, but Mr. Garcia shakes it off and gets back to his feet. Now both wrestlers hit the ropes and... Oh! A double clothesline as both men go down pretty hard. Mr. Garcia throes his hand over his opponent for the count... 1... 2... thre... No! He throws it off and gets back to his feet. He swings for the ropes and comes down with a fist drop and drops down and himself... James Eytchinson now throws his arm over his opponent for the cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: Well it looks like "Brickwall" got this one but I have to say that Mr. Garcia was right there. Just a bit more luck and he would have this one. Well, at least he is in the Royal Rumble coming up this Saturday and he'll be one of the biggest contenders.
[Welcome to the Jungle begins to play over the PA system as Adam Waltman comes out parading. He proudly shows off his TV Title and the Tag Team Title by lifting them high in the air. Some fire works go off as the fans cheer. Mr. Steel: "Making his way from Scranton, Pennsylvania weighting in at 286 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 8, the I.W.A. Television Champion and one half of the I.W.A. Tag Team Champions... Adam Waltman!" Adam makes his way down in quick steps and enters the ring. He hands over his titles and runs from rope to rope a couple of times as Southpark Theme now kicks up. The fans get up to their feet and explode with loud cheers. Mr. Steel: "And his challenger from Southpark, Colorado weighting in at 295 lbs. and standing at 6 feet, the man known as Cartman!" Cartman now runs out through the curtains and begins to slowly make his way down. The fans try to reach for him but he just keeps on walking and lips inside the ring as the ref gives a sign for the bell to be sounded.]
Richard Diamond: Well another great match in front of us, or at least is seems like it should be a great one. Adam Waltman worked hard to win that TV strap but I think that Cartman worked even harder to be able to make it so damn far.
[The bell is rung as Adam charges at his enemy, but Cartman moves out of the way and grounds Adam Waltman by pulling him down by his hair as he was running. The fans express their disappointment as they let out a couple of boos. Cartman drops down a leg drop and then a knee to inside leg to try to keep Adam from being able to stand straight on his legs. But Waltman just jumps back to his feet and delivers one arm DTT. No! Cartman swirls around him and lock on the sleeper hold! But now Adam Waltman just throws over as he is toller than him. Cartman goes down hard into the canvas but shakes it off and pops back to his feet. They tie up and Adam comes up with a spine buster into a cover... 1... 2... Only a mere two count as Cartman is fully in the game. He jumps back to his feet again and connects with a kick to the guts of his opponent and then takes him down with a school boy take down. The fans explode again as he begins pummeling his opponent with rights and lefts. The ref tells him to break and he does. He gets up and bounces off the ropes. A big splash by Cartman as Adam Waltman is trying to regain his breath after that hit. Cartman now lifts up Waltman by hair and delivers a jaw breaker! Waltman catches his jaw but manages to get back to his feet and he now connects with a norther lights suplex! He lifts up Cartman and delivers a fisherman's suplex out of nowhere! He goes down for the cover while hooking both legs... 1... 2... thr... Cartman kicks out on a mid three count and begins to get back up to his feet but is beaten down with a stomp from Waltman.]
Jonnie Falcon: I have to say that Cartman is doing pretty well in that ring against Adam Waltman. Even thought Waltman himself is in the game at all times.
[Oh! An atomic drop by Waltman as Cartman seems to be a bit hurt now. Adam now climbs to the top and comes off with a driving elbow just as Cartman got back to his feet. He misses! Cartman ducks out of the way in desperation as Adam hits the canvas with his side. Cartman now connects with a knee to inside leg and then an elbow to groin. He drops another leg drop and then begins to apply a half crab and he has it on as Adam's knee is being torn inside as well as his back. But Cartman releases the hold and says something to Waltman after which he drops down with an elbow to groin again followed by yet another leg drop. The fans begin to boo but explode with excitement as Cartman hits a piled river on his taller opponent! And a cover... 1... 2... thre.. No! Adam Waltman is still in the game as he kicks out in the last second. Cartman looks surprised but pours on more punishment as he connects with a DDT! He climbs to the top and tries for a splash. Oh! He gets nothing but the air and canvas as Waltman rolls out of the way. Waltman now gets back to his feet and climbs to the top and he comes of with a driving elbow and connects... a quick cover... 1... 2... thre... No! What a lucky kick out by Cartman as he begins to stumble back to his feet. The men lock horns both in desperation and Cartman hits a double underhook suplex into a cover... 1... 2... 3...! What an upset pulled off by Cartman!]
Richard Diamond: Yes it was Cartman all the way baby! Waltman had no chance in hell of winning this one. I hoped that his head would get ripped off! Ha, ha, ha!
[Light by KMFDM begins to play as the Titan Tron shows some great hits of the Yellow Jacket. The fans explode with loud cheers as their icon steps through the curtains with the title around his waist. He is carrying a water bottle and after getting a drink of it he tosses it out to the crowd. Mr. Steel: "Making his way from Buffalo, New York weighting in at 232 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches, the "Living Legend" and the I.W.A. Champion... the Yellow Jacket!" Yellow fire works go off as the Yellow Jacket makes his way into the ring totally concentrated and slips in. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 250 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 3 inches... Pyro!" Fight Fire With Fire by Metallica comes on the PA system as the crowd begins to boo and cheer at the same time. Pyro comes out from the entrance and slowly makes his way down the ramp while from time to time slapping a high five with a fan. He goes up the steps and steps through the ropes as the bell rings.]
[Yellow Jacket goes to work quickly by taking Pyro down with a Japanese arm drag. But Pyro swirls his way out of it and locks on a head lock. But now the Yellow Jacket swirls out of it and locks on an arm wrench, but Pyro again is able to slip out of it and he connects with a DDT! The fans explode with a little pop as Pyro lifts up his opponent and connects with a northern lights suplex. He gets up and begins to climb to the top but Jacket shakes him off of there with a drop kick that send him to the out side. but Pyro is able to make a good fall and he slips back into the ring. They lock horns and the Jacket comes up with a double underhook suplex! He lifts up his opponent and delivers a German suplex from behind. He now begins climbing to the top but Pyro gets back to his feet just in time and he takes off his opponent with a suplex off the top rope! The fans now explode as the wrestler spring back to their feet and out of nowhere begin to trade punches. Pyro changes his move and kick Yellow Jacket in the stomach and then almost breaks his jaw with a jaw breaker. He lifts up his opponent back to his feet and with a head lock locked on bounces into the ropes and then connects with a bull dog for the cover... 1... 2... And a fast kick out by the champion. Pyro lifts up Yellow Jacket gain and send him into the corner. No! Jacket reverses it and as Pyro hits the corner he delivers a flying head scissors. He then climbs to the top and comes off with an elbow drop for the pin... 1... 2... And now Pyro quickly kicks out. Jacket lifts him up by the hair and delivers a drop kick into his face, what send Pyro flying down hard. Now Jacket with an elbow to groin. No! Pyro trips him and applies an ankle lock! Yellow Jacket sucks in the pain and catches a hold on to the ropes as the ref order for him to break the hold.]
Richard Diamond: Not a bad match I have to say. Pyro is showing that he has been training hard for this one. I never knew that he can be a skilled technician like he is right now.
[Back in the action now Jacket is getting pummeled in the head with hard rights and lefts and then his head is banged into the canvas a couple of times as a grin shows up on Pyro's face. He lifts up jacket and tries for a quick drop kick but Yellow Jacket drops down on purpose and his opponent misses the shot and falls down hard on his back. Jacket now climbs to the top and comes down with an elbow drop... no he reverses it into a splash and gets it! What a move! He springs back to his feet and baseball slides to the outside. He then climbs to the apron and springs himself over the ropes for a flying clothesline but misses as Pyro catches his arm and ground him with one arm DDT! Pyro now sees some more advantage and connects with a standing moonsault for a cover... 1... 2... thr... A kick out by the Yellow Jacket who cannot be taken out that easily. Pyro lifts him up and they lock horns once again. Yellow Jacket comes away with an arm drag, but Pyro maneuvers out of it and connects with abdominal stretch and then a leg drop. He climbs to the top and springs off for a shooting star press and he gets it... another cover... 1... 2... thre... Yellow Jacket reverses it into a small package... 1... 2... thre... Pyro gets free just in time. They jump back to their feet and Pyro somehow is able to deliver the pump handle slam for another pin. No, he does not go for the pin! He gets back up and lifts up Yellow Jacket with him. He goes for the Extinguisher but Jacket swirls out and Pyro only gets a piled river out of it for the cover... 1... 2... 3...! Another upset! Another huge upset this time by Pyro!]
Richard Diamond: Wow! A huge win for Pyro! Hey? Looks who's coming! Why the hell do we need those security guards? Wait they are arresting Pyro and taking him away. What the hell is going on in here!
[The I.W.A. theme kicks up as some fire works explode. The Titan Tron is light up again as it shows tonight highlights and upsets. The fans are booing at the security who it taking away Pyro. The camera sweeps the angry crowd and then the pictures fades to black as copyright signs come on.]
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