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[The camera comes in focus as the sold out Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut comes to life. The Titan Tron is light up as flicks of Warfare are displayed. Then all of a sudden the I.W.A. theme comes on as hundreds of fire works begin to shoot up. The camera scans the wild crowd and then swings ringside, where we are met by Jonnie Falcon and Richard Diamond.]
Jonnie Falcon: Good evening and welcome to the place where it all begun on January 1st, 1999! The crowd is still excited since the last Pay Per View where we seen the crowning of the first I.W.A. Champion as well as the first I.W.A. Intercontinental Champion.
[Enter Sandman by Metallica begins to play as Dirk Digler comes out from the entrance. Some fire works begin to shoot up as the fans meet him with a medium pop. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from San Francisco, California weighting in at 234 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches, Dirk Digler!" Dirk Digler quickly makes his way down the ramp while once in a while shaking as hand with a fan. He step through the ropes as Pushing Weight by Ice Cube starts up. Mr. Steel: "And his append from Blackriver Falls, Colorado weighting in at 295 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 6 inches, "The Ladies Choice" Jarrod Black! The fans begin to scream and shout as Jarrod Black steps out. He begins to make his way down while blowing kisses to the ladies in the crowd. He climbs the apron and step over the ropes as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: Who the hell do does people think he is? A God of some sort or something? Give me a break. He's going to get an ass whooping from Dirk.
[Both wrestlers automatically go into a tie up but Jarrod Black quickly gains the advantage using his power and throws his append down. Dirk Digler quickly gets back to his feet and the men lock up again. Jarrod again overpowers him and this time throws him into the corner. He charges at him with a shoulder tackle but Dirk moves out of the way as Jarrod hits the post and grabs his arm in pain. Dirk Digler quickly goes to work by grabbing his opponent by the hair and smashing his head into each part of the turnbuckle. The ref tells him to stop and so he lifts up Jarrod Black from his knees back up to his feet and send him into the ropes. Oh! A huge drop kick by Dirk that send his opponent crashing down. The fans begin to get into it as they chant Jarrod's name. Dirk lifts up his append and they lock horns once again. Again Jarrod Black is able to gain the edge as he delivers an overhead belly-belly suplex! He quickly lifts up Dirk Digler back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. A big boot to the face of Dirk who goes down and grabs his face. Jarrod just continues to pour on the punishment as he lifts up his opponent and puts him up in the gorilla press! He walks over to the ropes and throws him out to the outside! A show of strength by Jarrod Black.]
Jonnie Falcon: Wow! Dirk won't be able to recover from that one for some time. He should use the strategy hit and run or something, or even better a gorilla warfare. Ha, ha, ha.
[Outside the ring Jarrod Black runs his opponent into the guard rail as the people roar in excitement. He lifts him back up and swings him into the steel stair. No, Dirk is able to reverse that one as Jarrod is sent crashing hard into the stairs! Dirk follows behind him and lifts him up and smashes his head into the steel post! Dirk now with the advantage rolls his opponent back into the ring and makes a cover... 1... 2... thre.. No! Jarrod Black kicks out and begins to get up to his feet but his sent back down with a tackle from Dirk Digler who begins to throw vicious punches to the face of his opponent. The ref comes into play again as he tells him to stop. Dirk says something back to the ref and lifts up Jarrod by his hair. He goes into the northern lights suplex position bu he seems not to be able to lift up Jarrod. Oh! A tremendous vertical suplex but Jarrod Black who quickly took the advantage. Both men are down but Jarrod makes it back to his feet and lands a leg drop into the neck of his opponent. He begins to climbs to the top but Dirk makes it back to his feet just in time to shake the ropes and make Jarrod sit on the turnbuckle in pain. Dirk now tries for a hurricanrana. No! Jarrod Black has enough leverage to turn that move into a power bomb off the top rope! Both wrestlers are down again and Jarrod throws his arm around his opponent in desperation... 1... 2... thre.. No! Dirk Digler doesn't stay down as he lifts up his arm just in time. They begin to slowly make their way back up but Jarrod is first as he connects with a reverse DDT. He climbs on to the top rope again and comes down with a huge splash into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: Lucky win! Dirk almost had him. I bet next time they cross their paths again Dirk will tear Jarrod Black apart. He's nothing but a damn pretty boy. He barley pulled off this one.
[Lethal Weapon's theme kicks up as silver fire works begin to pop up. Lethal Weapon comes out from behind the curtains as the fans meet him with loud boos. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Greenwich, Connecticut weighting in at 230 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 3, the man known as Lethal Weapon!" He runs down and slips inside the ring as the fans are booing as loud as they can. All of a sudden Hang 'Em High by Booker T. and The MGs starts up cutting off Lethal's theme. Baroldy makes his way down and enters the ring. He motions for the mic from Mr. Steel who hands it to him. Baroldy pauses a moment, smiles broadly and begins to speak but then stops again, points across the ring at Lethal Weapon who tries to charge at him.]
David Baroldy: Whoa there, hold your horses Skippy, I'll be right with you. But these people are here to see stars baby, and well, I'm a firm believer in giving the fans what they want. [The crowd boos.] Please, you're gonna' give me a big ego if you keep that up. I know it's hard to control yourselves when you're confronted with such an amazing specimen as yours truly, but do try and keep it down so I can say what I gotta' say and get on with making short work of Mr. Fecal Weapon. You see, a few days back, upon signing my lucrative contract with the I.W.A., I gave an interview. A damn good one too. But alas, I am the new guy in town, and the new guy's voice often goes unheard. My stunning example of interview skills was wholly ignored by the other wrestlers of this federation. Big mistake gentlemen. Here stands before you the next big thing in the world of Professional Wrestling, and you would choose to ignore his words. [He chuckles.] Let me say this, you can try and ignore David Baroldy if you want to. Fine. But know this, I'm about as hard to ignore as a Pamela Lee home video. I'm here to make it to the top gentlemen, point blank, and it makes no difference to me who I've got to step on in order to get there. Shawn Waltman, you go on and worry about your little tag team match for now. But sooner or later, I will assure that there is one less belt around your waste for you to worry about. You can take that to the bank. Speaking of the bank, one of my favorite places, I would like to publicly announce that I have issued an open contract for any Cruiserweight wrestler to come out here and wrestle me next week. So, get in line now, this is your chance to be pinned by one of the true superstars of the sport my friends. Now, let the "Diamondback" David Baroldy era of the I.W.A. begin.
[Baroldy removes his "My New Favorite Wrestler Is..." T-shirt and tosses it into the crowd, as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: Who the hell does he think he is? Is he a preacher or something? That speech seemed like a God damn sermon of some sort and I believe we are not in church now, are we?
[The Lethal Weapon charges at his opponent but David Barlody just moves out of the way and connects with a quick drop kick that send his opponent flying over the top rope. David laughs and climbs to the top. Oh! What an atomic drop kick as the Lethal Weapon is sent back down on the outside. Baroldy lifts him back up and rolls him back inside. He climbs to the apron and then to the top again and comes down with another atomic drop kick. No! The Lethal Weapon moves out of the way just in nick of time as David Baroldy lands hard on his back and grabs it in pain. Weapon now hits the ropes and comes down with a leg drop. The fans begin to boo at him as he lifts up Baroldy by the hair and then tosses him back with a throat toss. But David just sakes his head and springs back to his feet. He goes for the ropes and hit a spinning heel kick that makes his opponent stumble back wards and then fall down. David quickly comes down with a knee to inside leg and then an elbow into the groin. He gets up and goes for the ropes and comes down with a big knee drop into a cover... 1... 2... A quick kick out by the Lethal Weapon as he throws off David Baroldy off of him. The men are now on their feet and they go into tie up as Baroldy tries for a swinging DDT, but Lethal Weapon catches him and somehow pulls off a samoan drop into a quick cover... 1... 2... th... Baroldy lifts his arm up as the ref stops the count.]
Richard Diamond: I think that we should have more hardcore matches to spice up our program. This old stuff is getting more boring every day now.
[Back in the action the Lethal Weapon is pummeling his opponent's head with big rights and lefts. He stops and gets up while lifting David Baroldy with him at the same time. Oh! A huge tilt the whirl back breaker as Baroldy goes down in pain. The Lethal Weapon begins to climb to the top and comes down with a big double foot stomp. No! David Baroldy rolls out of the way and jumps back to his feet. A quick spinning heel kick by Baroldy followed by an elbow to the groin, and another one! He climbs to the top now and connects with a perfect shooting star press into a cover... 1... 2... thre.... No! The Lethal Weapon does not stay down. David Baroldy just lifts up his opponent and send him into the ropes. Oh, what a powerful drop kick by Baroldy that send his opponent down like a ton of bricks! He lifts him up again and brings him down with a frankenstiner. Baroldy now to the top again and this time he comes down with a moonsault. He rolls up his opponent into a small package but then releases before the ref can start the count and lifts up Weapon back to his feet again. They lock horns and Baroldy is whipped into the corner, no he reverses it as Lethal Weapon goes back first into the corner. Baroldy now with a flying head scissors into a small package... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: An impressive win by the smaller David Baroldy, but next time he'll be better off if he doesn't preach as much. but the fans seem to like him. Those idiots are chanting his name!
[Everybody Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung begins to flow through the PA system as white mist rolls out of the entrance. The Enforcer comes out as fire works sparkle up. The fans begin to cheer as he slowly begins to make his way down. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Scranton, Pennsylvania weighting in at 335 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 10 inches, the man formerly known as the Chunger, the Enforcer! He runs up the last two feet and goes up the steel steps. He steps over the ropes as Breath 2 by Prodigy begins to run. The fans begin to cheer even louder as the Titan Tron shows James Eytchinson's flicks from other federations. The fire works go off as he steps out. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Tampa Bay, Florida weighting in at 543 lbs. and standing at 7 feet 3, James "Brickwall" Eytchinson!" James Eytchinson looks around and then slowly makes his way down as the fans try to reach for him. He climbs to the apron and easily steps over the top rope.]
Jonnie Falcon: Those two are monsters! But "Brickwall" Has some height advenatage and some definite weight advantage. This should be good. Maybe we'll see some big hits.
[The wrestlers begin to circle each other and the Enforcer makes his move first by taking down his opponent with a school boy take down. But James Eytchinson quickly gets back to his feet as the men lock horns. James overpowers his opponent and connects with a DDT, but Enforcer just gets back up like it was nothing. They lock up once again and Eytchinson comes up with a neck breaker. He bounces off the ropes and connects with a huge leg drop. No! The Enforcer rolls out of the way and James Eytchinson hits nothing but the air and canvas. The Enforcer now Grabs his opponent by the hair and lifts him back up connects with a DDT of his own, but now James gets up like it was nothing. They lock up once again and the Enforcer send James into the ropes and connects with a short arm clothesline and then follows it up with an elbow drop onto leg. He grabs one of Eytchinson's legs and barley turns him over. He locks on the half crab... No! James Eytchinson kicks him off and makes it back to his feet. The men tie up once again and Eytchinson is able to grab his opponent by the throat. Oh! What a mighty choke slam! He goes down for a cover... 1... 2... A quick kick out by the Enforcer.]
Richard Diamond: Now, that is what I call hard hitting but James Eytchinson went down for the pin just too early. If he'll keep on doing so he won't win this match. You first have to tire out your opponent and then hit him with some big maneuver and go for the cover.
[Back in the ring James Eytchinson is raining down with punches, but the Enforcer blocks one of them and throws back one of his own. He quickly gets up and the men begin to brawl as they exchange punch for punch. The fans are going nuts. Finally the Enforcer pulls off a big hit that makes his opponent stumble backwards and he pulls of a belly to belly suplex into a cover... 1... 2... th... No, James Eytchinson is just too fresh yet to stay down for the pin. The Enforcer lifts him up by the hair and connects with a front face DDT. He climbs to the top but James Eytchinson gets back up to his feet and grabs him off the turnbuckle into a gorilla press and slams him down hard. James now climbs to the top and comes down with a huge splash from the second rope into a cover... 1.. 2... thre... No! The Enforcer does not sty down as he throws up his arm in desperation. James Eytchinson looks somewhat amazed but quickly recovers and begins pummeling his opponent with his right hand while holding him by the hair with his left. The ref tells him to break and so he does. He drops a quick leg drop and then another one. No! The Enforcer is able to get out of the way and makes his way back up to his feet. He swings to the ropes but James is back to his feet and throws his append down with a back body drop. He lifts him up and connects with a jaw breaker into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: Pretty fast moves by "Brickwall". He was able to put off Enforcer faster than I thought he would. But I know it won't be the last time we have seen Enforcer. He has some potential to become a champion of almost any sort.
[Voodoo Child by Jimmy Hendrix starts up as fire works in different kind of colors begin to shoot up. The fans begin to cheer once again as the HitMan steps out. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Mountain Top, Pennsylvania weighting in at 265 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 5 inches, the HitMan!" HitMan runs down the ramp while slapping high fives with the fans. He grabs a steel chair on his way and throws it inside the ring. He then takes out a bunch of metal pipes and a broom from under the ring and throws that in as well. He then slips in himself. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighting in at 280 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 10 inches, Bodycount!" Hell Awaits kicks up as red fire works pop up and the lights are dimmed. Bodycount pushes aside the curtains and step into the spotlight where the fans meet him with a warm cheer. He once again disappears behind the curtains and comes out dragging a trash can full of pipes and other things. He makes his way down and set the trash can down after which he slips back inside the ring as the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: This might be what all the fans awaited for so long now! Another historic hardcore match which might be even better than the one fought at Pay Per View by Just Amazin' and Clayton Slaughter.
[The wrestlers quickly lock up and Bodycount comes out with a DDT. He lifts up HitMan back to his feet and hits another one! He walks over to the steel chair and picks it up. He returns to HitMan who's still laying on the canvas and swings at him, but he rolls out of the way to the outside as the chair only catches the canvas. HitMan now quickly goes over to the trash can brought by Bodycount and finds a thick pipe. He takes it with and is about to enter the ring when he is met by a big splash from Bodycount! Oh God! Both wrestlers go crashing down as the HitMan hits the trash can on his way down and everything spills out. Bodycount quickly gets back to his feet and lifts up the trash can. He lifts it high up and is about to let if go down on HitMan's head but is met by a blow from the pipe HitMan was holding and he drops down with the can falling on him. HitMan now slips back inside the ring and picks up the broom. He baseball slides out of the ring and hits Bodycount over the back with the broom as he was getting back up! The broom breaks in half as the fans begin to cheer even louder. HitMan lifts up his opponent and delivers a neck breaker. He then grabs the mic from the ref and asks his opponent if he gives up but he yells out "go to hell"! HitMan now grows mad as he grabs one of the pipes and swings it over Bodycount's head as blood begins dripping down the left side of his head.]
Jonnie Falcon: These matches are really brutal! Maybe I was wrong when I said we should bring up more of those. People will really get hurt.
[Back in the action the Bodycount was just able to pull off a sidewalk slam onto a steel chair, as both men are now down and try to get up. Wait who's that? It's ManChild! He runs down the ramp with a baseball bat wrapped around with barbed wire and hits HitMan across his head just as he was getting up. ManChild now goes over and help Bodycount up just to knock him back down with a cheap shot to the head with the baseball bat! He then takes out a table from the other side of the ring and drags it over near to where HitMan and Bodycount has been laid down. He sets it up and puts HitMan and Bodycount on it. He then puts a chair on top of them and climbs to the apron. Oh! A huge splash as the table breaks in half! ManChild just gets back up and gives out a crazed laugh and then makes his way back to the locker room area. Both wrestlers are down but HitMan is able to recover first as he picks up one of the part of the table and smashes across the back of Bodycount who was trying to get up. He then takes the mic from the ref and asks if he gives up but he yells no and HitMan comes down with a leg drop and then lifts Bodycount back to his feet and throws him over the guard rail. He follows after him as the fans make way for the wrestlers. HitMan and Bodycount now begin to trade punch for punch as they make their way to the back. Wait, who's that? Dirk Digler and Just Amazin' come running out from behind the big curtains separating the back. The bot have a steel chair and as Bodycount is about to connect with a DDT on HitMan he is hit across the head with a chair! But he just goes down to his knees! Just Amazin' now connects with another chair shot as Bodycount goes down. They set up the chairs and leave after saying something to HitMan. HitMan now climbs up on one of the chairs and comes down with a splash. No! Bodycount moves out as HitMan hits the concrete floor!]
Jonnie Falcon: Someone is going to get injured in this one pretty fast! They better stops this right now while they can.
[Bodycount now gets the mic and asks his opponent if he gives up but he whispers no! Bodycount throws down the mic and lifts up HitMan. He throws him into the wall and then through the curtains as they find their way in the back. Bodycount goes inside a bathroom and comes out with a steel bucket. Oh! What a hit as HitMan's head now begins to bleed! Bodycount lifts up a chair and slams it across HitMan's head, and again, and again! He lifts him back up and connects with a DDT! No! HitMan has enough of leverage to swings him self out of it and he connects with a DDT as Bodycount's head meets the hard floor! HitMan now with the mic demands that Bodycount says I quit but he says "you suck" and the battle continues as HitMan lifts up Bodycount and delivers a neck breaker! HitMan now goes over to a table and sets it up. He stack two chair on top of it and then folded table on top of that. He comes back for Bodycount but before he can see what hit him he is sent down as another broom is broken into half! Bodycount now takes HitMan and drags him over to the table and puts him on it. Wait, there's ManChild again! He has the baseball bat again and swings it at Bodycount's head and connects again! He rolls him over HitMan and then disappears from our view to just come back with a ladder. He sets it up and climbs almost to the top. Oh! Another splash as both tables break and the wrestlers are berried under them. ManChild gets back up but is dizzy himself, he goes away again.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well it's almost over now! The time limit is almost up!
[The bell rings as the ref announces that the match ended because of time limit. Now an ambulance pulls by and then another. The doctors put HitMan and Bodycount on the stretchers and carry them off as they seem to be out cold. Soon the sirens sound as the ambulances ride off.]
Richard Diamond: God, what the hell! ManChild destroyed the whole thing. If it wasn't for him then maybe we'd have a winner by now, but I don't think so.
[Highway to Hell begins to play as the fire works begin to shoot up once again. The fans explode as Adam and Shawn Waltman come out. Adam comes out carrying a trash can full of weapons. He drags it down and sets it besides the ring. He climbs inside and Shawn follows. Adam Waltman grabs a mic and begins to speak.]
Adam Waltman: Hey, you damn fascists lets have a real fight. A no holds bared match falls count anywhere for the tag team straps. What do you say? Or are you two dogs afraid you might get hurt?
[Speil Mit Mir by Rammstein kicks up as Adolf Rammstein and Hitler Boris come out. The fans begin to boo them as Adolf begins to speak while making his way down.]
Adolf Rammstein: You two pathetic scums want a real match? Well, jump on our bandwagon and lets go!
[The fans explode in excitement as the bell rings. Adam and Shawn Waltman slide out to the outside as Adolf and Boris meet them and they begin to trade punches. Adam and Adolf lock up and Adam Waltman is able to pull of a northern lights suplex. He grabs a steel chair from the trash can and slams it across Rammstein's head. He then goes over to Boris who is about to DDT Shawn and lets him feel the cold steel as well. Shawn Waltman goes for the quick cover... 1... 2... Oh! Adolf delivers a cheap shot with a pipe from the trash can as it bends in half over Adam's head. He throws Shawn off of Boris and lifts him up. They lock up and Adolf send him over the guard rail into the crowd. He then picks up a mic and begins to speak.]
Adolf Rammstein: All I want to say is that fascism will never die! And from now on there's only one Death Mafia. There's no more Fascists there's only Death Mafia everywhere!
[He throws the mic at Adam Waltman who was getting up and picks up and near by chair. He throws it over to Boris who send fires a shot at Adam, but he gets out of the way, kicks Boris into the guts and delivers a jaw breaker! He then takes the trash can and dumps all the stuff inside out and lifts it up. He begin to run and nails Adolf with it who just hit Shawn with a steel chair. Adam helps Shawn up and then lifts up Adolf and delivers a sidewalk slam into a cover... 1... 2... the... No, Boris makes it in time and pulls off Adam after delivering a cheap shot with the chair to take down Shawn. Adolf Rammstein now and Hitler Boris team up on Adam kicking him to the ground. Adolf goes away and pulls out a wooden table from under the ring and slips it inside the ring. He goes inside himself and sets it up. Oh! An atomic drop kick by Shawn Waltman who just came out of nowhere. Meanwhile Adam has just grounded Boris with an overhead belly-belly suplex. He slips inside the ring and takes over for Shawn. He locks up an delivers a powerbomb through the table! Shawn now goes down for the count... 1... 2... thre... No! Adolf kicks out just in time. Now Boris is back in the ring and he swings a chair at Adam but Adam kicks him in the guts again and delivers another jab breaker that takes him out. He slips to the outside and takes one part of the steel stair and throws it inside the ring. He gets back in and nails Adolf with the stair just after Shawn connected with a spinning heel kick.]
Jonnie Falcon: Agent Storm should stop this right now. What the heck is he thinking sitting and watching this stuff!?
[Pyro comes out running as the people cheer even louder. He slips inside the ring with a chair in his hand and nails Boris who was just getting back up and then nails Adolf. Adam pushes off Pyro and they begin to quarrel. Adam pushes Pyro down and... Wait! Here comes Shadow Dancer with his Intercontinental Title! He jumps inside the ring as begins to choke Pyro with it as Adam and Shawn Waltman begin to kick him to the ground. Wait! Now there's Clayton Slaughter and the Yellow Jacket with steel chairs! The slips inside the ring and nail Adam and Shawn who go down hard then they nail the Shadow Dancer. They help Pyro up and are about to leave but quickly turn around and at the same time nail him with the chairs. Yellow Jacket now goes over to Adolf Rammstein and lifts up the steel stair and lets them fall on top of him. Clayton Slaughter nails Boris with a apiece of the broken up table and then he and Jacket leave the ring as the fans are going nuts! Pyro rolls out of the ring and trails off into the crowd as the Shadow Dancer lifts up Shawn and drags him over to Boris and lays him down for the pin... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: What the hell was that? What the hell was that!? Pyro was a member of the Elite and they turned their back on him and got Shadow Dancer instead! What the heck is going on? And then the Yellow Jacket and Clayton Slaughter comes out and take care of everyone!
[The camera scans the wild crowd as the I.W.A. theme comes up and the Titan Tron is light up with reels. The camera stops on the ring as the paramedics are checking the wrestlers. Then it scans the crowd again and fades to black.]
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