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[Over 25,000 screaming fans in Skyreach Centre in Edmonton, Canada rise to their feet as the I.W.A. theme kicks up. Some moments of I.W.A. flash on the Titan Tron as the camera zooms in onto the crowd, then the ring and then swings down to the commentators' desk. We are met, as always, by Richard Diamond and Jonnie Falcon.]
Richard Diamond: Welcome once again to another great Monday Night XTreme! Tonight should be filled with action that will for sure put us down to our sleep. But after all the Pay Per View will be this Saturday, and it should be a great one!
[Welcome to Candy Land begins to play as the CandyMan appears in the entrance and begins to make his way down. The fire works behind him explode and the fans begin to somewhat cheer for him. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 253 lbs. and standing at 6 feet the man know as the CandyMan!" CandyMan makes his way down and enters the ring. He dances around and then raises his hands as in victory. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent weighting in at 300 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 7 from Dallas, Texas... Dismembernator!" Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse kicks up as Dismembernator comes out from behind the curtains. The fans meet him with a small pop and as he enters the ring the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: This should be a lot more interesting than last time. Agent Storm said you can only win by pin or submission! No other rules apply! It's going to be a good slobber-knocker.
[The men begin circling each other. Finally CandyMan does the first move as goes for the ropes and delivers a huge clothesline that send Dismembernator tumbling backwards. CandyMan quickly follows it with a leg drop, as his opponent rolls out of the ring. The CandyMan slips out as well and he lifts up Dismembernator back to his feet, and they lock horns. Dismembernator gains the upper hand and easily slams his opponent down onto the mats with a scoop slam and then an elbow to sternum that makes CandyMan gasp for air. Now Dismembernator has the advantage and lifts up his opponent to his feet and goes into a hanging vertical suplex. A big suplex by Dismembernator! No! He changes it into a piledriver in the last second and goes for a quick cover... 1... CandyMan quickly kick out not even giving a chance to give his opponent a two count. Dismembernator gets back up to his feet and shoves off the time keeper from a chair. He pick it up and folds. Oh! What a cheap shot with the chair by Dismembernator on CandyMan who was just getting back up to his feet! CandyMan falls down like a ton of bricks, but only to his knees. He shakes off the hit and gets back up to his feet. Dismembernator swings again but is met by a drop kick from CandyMan that sends the chair in his own face. Now CandyMan goes to the other side of the ring and takes off one part of the steel stair leading to the ring. He begins to run and throws the stair at Dismembernator who was trying to get up. CandyMan is just standing there laughing. Wait! What is this? A man form the crowd just haded him a baseball bat with barb wire around it. This cannot be!]
Jonnie Falcon: I knew that someone will get hurt! Somebody stop this before it's too late!
[Oh! CandyMan just hit his opponent with the bat! Dismembernator's face is bleeding as he is trying to make his way up. The CandyMan hits him again across the back sending him down to his knees. He now puts away the bat and takes out a table from under the ring. He throws it inside the ring and slips back in. CandyMan now sets up the table and is going back outside to get his opponent. No! Dismembernator is already in! Somehow he is till on his feet as CandyMan looks in amazement. Dismembernator garbs his opponent by his throat and lifts him off the ground. A mighty chokeslam onto the table as it splits in three parts! Both men are down but Dismembernator gets to his knees and makes a desperate cover... 1... 2... thr... No! CandyMan is still in it as he raises his hand in time! Now Dismembernator gets back to his feet and still being dizzy lifts up CandyMan as well. They tie up but CandyMan has enough leverage to connect with a northern lights suplex into the broken up table! He slowly gets back to his feet and lifts up the big man again. One arm DDT face first into the broken pieces as he begins to bleed even more! Wait! He's not done yet! He gets up again and climbs to the top rope. A shooting star press by CandyMan into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: A hell of a match! Finally those rookies showed what they have, or at least CandyMan did! Ha, ha, ha!
[Southpark Theme begins to run over the PA system as the fans explode. They raise their hands and wave them in the air as Cartman comes from behind the curtains. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Southpark, Colorado weighting in at 295 lbs. and standing at 6 feet... Cartman!" Cartman dances his way to the ring and slips in. All of a sudden More Human Than Human kicks up as the people get startled and begin to boo. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from San Francisco, California weighting in at 267 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 6... the man called as Incinerator!" Incinerator pop out and runs down the ramp. He slips inside and the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well Rich here we go. Who is you're pick for this battle between these two young stars.
[A headlock by Cartman as he begins squeezing the head of the Incinerator. He hist the ropes and takes down his opponent with a drop toe hold. Cartman is really seizing control of this one as he begins throwing punches and slaps to the Incinerator's head. Now Cartman lifts up his opponent and connects with a spine buster! The Incinerator tries to get up and delivers a low blow! The Incinerator sets him up and connects with a powerful power bomb that shakes the ring. The Incinerator is now pummeling Cartman into the canvas with furious punches.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell is this? We need more action from these two! I mean I have seen two ninety year old women do better than that. And I thought that it was suppose to be a no rules match too. I would fire both of their asses!
[The Incinerator with a double-arm DDT into a cover... 1... 2... Only a two count as Cartman kicks out easily. Both men are up on their feet as we have another slug feast, but the way Cartman likes it. Cartman suddenly changes the tactic and grabs his opponent's head and with his strength whips him over the top rope! Cartman now climbs to the top rope and comes down with a huge splash on the Incinerator. That was deadly, but Incinerator just gets back up and whips Cartman into the crowd as the fans explode! The Incinerator now slams Cartman's head into the railing and throws back over towards the ring. The Incinerator now connects with a big leg drop. No! He misses as Cartman rolls out of the way! But both men find their way up and begin to swing at each other again. Now Cartman pushes off his opponent and grabs a chair. Oh God! A huge shot with the chair across Incinerator's head as it bends in half! He begins to bleed as he hits the floor and it looks like a cut above the eye. Cartman is laughing! Cartman lifts up his append and rolls him back into the ring for a cover... 1... 2... thr... No! Incinerator lifts up his shoulder! Cartman looks surprised but he just picks up Incinerator and hits a piledriver! Cartman up for the cover again... 1... 2... thre... No! A kick out by Incinerator! Wait a minute! It is Shawn Waltman with a chair. No, Adolf runs behind him and he takes the chair from Shawn. Incinerator is relived as he sees that in the corner of his eye! Adolf comes down to ringside and throws in the chair! Cartman now with the Cartman DDT which is an evenflow DDT! Incinerator goes down hard into the steel chair as Cartman goes down for the cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: That is the kind of action I love and the fans love as well! Look at them they are going nuts!
Adolf Rammstein: Well Cartman, I am impressed with your win against the Incinerator. As a token for this win I am giving you the chance to join the Death Mafia. I am giving you until the Pay Per View this Saturday to replay.
[Heart Attack begins to loudly run through the speakers around the arena as the people begin to boo. Some fire works pop up as DeGenerate walks out. He begins to slowly make his way down as the fans throw anything they have at him. Mr. Steel: "Coming down the ramp from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighting in at 240 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches DeGenerate!" He now runs the last few yards and slips inside the ring with a steel chair that he picked up on his way. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent, the man they call Pain!" Pain's theme comes on as the fans boo even louder. He runs down and slips inside the ring.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well let's see what will happen here. To say the least I did not seen any of these man lately. I wonder who'll win this thing.
[The bell rings and Pain is sent down quick by a chair shot from DeGenerate. He lifts up his opponent and they lock up. Pain quickly gains the edge and DDTs his opponent into the steel chair he just dropped. Pain now drops down with a leg drop and hits the ropes. Oh! A big splash by Pain as he's taking all the advantage he can get early in the match. Pain grabs DeGenerate by hair and lifts him up, after which he delivers a stunning scoop slam into an early cover... 1... tw... Not even a two count as DeGenerate quickly kicks out. Now the wrestlers are both up again and they tie up. DeGenerate seems to be able to free one of his hands and connects with a bulldog! He climbs to the top rope and comes down with an atomic drop kick straight into Pain's face as he was getting up. DeGenerate lifts up his opponent back to his feet and throws him out through the ropes to the outside. He climbs to the top rope and connects with another atomic drop kick that send Pain crashing into the guard rail!]
Jonnie Falcon: We are getting some major action tonight from those rookies! I never thought they can do this their first day in the office.
[Back in the action DeGenerate is slamming his append's head into the guard rail as the fans begin to cheer. He lifts him back to his feet and swings him into the guard rail again. No! Pain manages to reverse it as DeGenerate lands back first into the steel. Pain now gains some leverage as he grabs the time keepers bell and slams it on DeGenerate's head as it begins to bleed. Pain now grabs his opponent by ears and lifts him up in the air and then throws him back down! He pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up on the guard rail. He goes over to DeGenerate, lifts him back up to his feet and send him into the table. No! It's reversed as Pain goes crashing into the table breaking it into pieces. Wait! Who's that, that just slipped out from under the ring? It's Dirk Digler with a steel chair! He runs over to Pain who is drying to get back up in desperation and slams him down hard with the chair as it breaks apart!]
Richard Diamond: Wow! A huge, and I mean huge hit by Dirk! Ha, ha, ha! That chair just broke into two separate parts.
[Now Dirk and DeGenerate team up on Pain as they begin kicking him to the ground. Here comes the security but Dirk jumps into the crowd as they explode with cheers and gets away. Meanwhile, DeGenerate lifts up Pain and brings him back down with a DDT and goes down for the cover while hooking his leg... 1... 2... 3...!"]
Jonnie Falcon: An impressive win, but what the heck did Dirk came down here for? He wasn't needed at all here.
[The arena grows quiet and then the Man in the Box Alice in Chains explodes through the PA system as the fans begin to cheer once again. Mr. Steel: "From Bristol, Connecticut standing in at 6 feet and 5 inches and weighting in at 267 lbs. here is Just Amazzzinnn'!" Just comes out from behind the curtains and begins to make his way down the ring, but before he can Pyro comes out of nowhere and attacks him.]
Jonnie Falcon: What the heck do we need this for? Can we just use some sportsmanship and simply get in the ring and then begin to rumble?
[Pyro throws Just Amazin' down the ramp as he goes down rolling. He runs up to him and begins to kick him to the ground but the ref orders for him to stop. Pyro now lifts up his opponent and send him inside the ring as the bell is rung and the match officially started. The men quickly lock horns and Pyro whips his opponent into the ropes and connects with a clothesline! No! Amazin' ducks and connects with a spinning neck breaker! He lifts up Pyro and send him crashing down to the canvas with a pump handle slam. But Pyro just shakes it off and gets back to his feet as they lock up again. Now Pyro gains the advantage as he takes down his opponent with an arm drag and then kicks him in the ribs. Pyro now begin to work on his opponent's knees as he stomps on them and then locks on a step-over toe hold. Just Amazin' tries to free himself and he does. He begins to make his way up but Pyro sends him down with a kick to the back of his knee and then climbs to the top rope. A splash attempt by Pyro, but he misses as Just Amazin' rolls out of the way in the last second. Pyro lands hard on his stomach as now Amazin' is up ho his feet and lifts him up by the hair. A tilt the wheel back breaker by Amazin' as Pyro now grabs his back in pain. Just Amazin' lifts him up again and scoop slams him taking the air out of hi opponent!]
Richard Diamond: Pretty impressive show by both Pyro and Just Amazin'. It's hard to tell who will be the winner in this one, but I am sure as hell that someone will end up in a surgery room sooner or later to get their spine put back together! Ha, ha, ha!
[Back in the ring Pyro is being beat down to the ground with furious kicks and punches. Just Amazin' lifts up his append back to his feet and choke slams him down for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Pyro has enough leverage to get out of the pin as it was a sloppy one. He gets back to his feet and hits the ropes. A crucifix by Pyro as Amazin' didn't know what hit him... 1... 2... A quick kick out by Amazin'. Both wrestlers are down again but Pyro is taken down with a tackle takedown as his opponent begins to pure down some more punishment with his fists. The ref tells him to break so Just lifts up Pyro and connects with a DDT that sand Pyro toppling over! The crowd begins to chant his name but Amazin' just continues his work as he delivers a power bomb and then a leg drop. He goes to the top rope and comes down with a double foot stomp that takes out the air from Pyro's lungs! He lifts him up again and connects with a big time norther lights suplex into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, it looks like Amazin' will be the first one to face Clayton Slaughter. But the site won't be pretty as Clayton knows what the hell he's doing inside the ring. I mean he might have been beaten by Dancer who's probably is going to be out first champ, but it was mere luck.
[The I.W.A. theme blast through the Skyreach Centre as the fire works begin to go off. The fans are amazed at what's happening but they get into it as Agent Storm walks out with a mic in his hand. He walks down the ramp and steps inside the ring. The music is cut as he begins to speak.]
Agent Storm: I hope that everyone is having fun tonight! First of all, I would like to apologize to everyone that our latest shows were just a slump. But the I.W.A. was going through some 'crisis' for a while and I promise that the upcoming Pay Per View will be good. Or at least should be good. I am trying to do all I can along with out staff and wrestlers to increases our popularity and to make I.W.A. shows as good as they can be! Second of all, I have to say that Lokheel has quit the organization without any bigger reason than that he's having some personal problems he has to take care of. He might or might not come back. It all depends on what he wants to do. Third of all, since Lokheel is not here tonight and Mike Fulton has missed the flight tonight there will be no Television Championship match. I apologize. Now, that it's all said and done I would like say thank you and I hope to see you soon at Warfare! Oh, and we are going to have a surprise there as well!
[The I.W.A. theme kicks up once again as the fans are not really disappointed. Agent Storm leaves the ring and makes his way up the ramp. He stops and turns around. He waves his hand in the air as the fans explode for whatever reason they might have.]
Jonnie Falcon: Some words of wisdom from out dear President!
[The I.W.A. theme kicks up once again. The crowd gives out their last cheers as some moments from the evening are displayed on the Titan Tron. Soon the camera fades as the screen goes black and a big I.W.A. logo appears with a copyright sign next to it.]
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