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[America West Arena in Phoenix, Arizona is light up by fire works exploding along the sides of the ramp as well as near the entrance. The I.W.A. theme comes on as the Titan Tron shows some new quick clips of the greatest moments in the I.W.A. Over 20,000 fans are on their feet as the camera swings around the arena and shows the fans holding different kinds of signs. We then are taken to the commentators' desk.]
Jonnie Falcon: Welcome to Friday Night After-Shock! Tonight will be a great night in the history of the I.W.A. as we'll see the two final men make it to the Pay Per View to square off for the Intercontinental Title and the I.W.A. Title!
[Welcome to Candy Land begins to play as the CandyMan appears in the entrance and begins to make his way down. The fire works behind him explode and the fans begin to somewhat cheer for him. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 253 lbs. and standing at 6 feet the man know as the CandyMan!" CandyMan makes his way down and enters the ring. He dances around and then raises his hands as in victory. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent weighting in at 300 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 7 from Dallas, Texas... Dismembernator!" Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse kicks up as Dismembernator comes out from behind the curtains. The fans meet him with a small pop and as he enters the ring the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, once again we have a small man lined up against a big man. How fare is that?
[The men tie up as Dismembernator quickly goes to work by whipping his opponent into the ropes and connecting with a boot to the face. CandyMan goes down but quickly gets up again and drop kicks Dismembernator, who just stumbles backwards. CandyMan begins to charge at his opponent and as Dismembernator is about to grab him he baseball slides under him and ends up outside. He picks up a chair and folds it. Oh! An axe handle smash by Dismembernator as CandyMan goes down crashing. Now Dismembernator picks up the chair and throws it inside the ring. He lifts up CandyMan and scoop slams him back down again. He goes to the other side of the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up and goes back for his opponent but he does not find there. Oh! An atomic drop kick off the top rope by CandyMan! He grabs another steel chair and hits his opponent who is finally sent down. He climbs the ring apron again and comes down with a splash into a cover... 1... 2... Only a two count as Dismembernator easily kicks out. CandyMan lifts up his opponent and they tie up. Dismembernator wins the lock up once again and sends his opponent into the guard rail head first. He then lifts him up by the hair and brings him over to the table.]
Jonnie Falcon: What is he going to do now? We better call in the paramedics already!
[Dismembernator sets up CandyMan on the table and climbs to the apron. Oh! A driving elbow by Dismembernator. No! CandyMan moves out as the table breaks in half and berries Dismembernator under it. CandyMan picks up a cable from the camera and begins to choke him, but somehow Dismembernator manages to get free and gets up to his feet. Still dizzy he grabs his opponent and DDTs him into the broken up table so that one of the halves breaks into another two halves! Both men are down as Dismembernator has not yet completely regained his strength from last fall onto the table. The ref begins to count... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... CandyMan is beginning to move and he gets to his knees but he falls back down... 7... 8... Now Dismembernator is on his knees and he grabs onto the guard rail and tries to get up but he does not make it in time as the ref finishes off the count... 9... 10!]
Richard Diamond: This match was horrible! Those rookies better try harder next time, if they get a chance next time! I would just fire them right now!
[Nails Gone Bad begins to run over the PA system as Nails comes out from the entrance. The people begin to boo, as he slowly makes his way to the ring without any notice. Mr. Steel: "Coming down the ring, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighting in at 269 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 1... Nails!" Nails climbs onto the apron and steps through the ropes as the people keep booing. Suddenly Ruff Rider's Anthem begins to play as the fans begin to boo even harder. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from New York City, New York weighting in at 199 lbs and standing at exactly 6 feet... the Ruff Rider!" Ruff Raider comes out as some fire works go off on the sides of the ramp. He looks right and then left, and then just runs down the ramp and slips inside the ring.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell is he doing? Who the hell he thinks he is? He's going to get crushed like a bug if he's going to run around like that in the ring!
[The bell rings as Ruff Rider hits the ropes and executes a perfect drop kick that sends Nails to his knees. Rider climbs to the top rope and comes down with an atomic drop kick as Nails was getting back up. A quick cover... 1... 2... Nails quickly kicks out and jumps back to his feet. They tie up but Nails' strength lets him flip his opponent over and pile drive him into the canvas! Nails now heads for the ropes and comes down with a leg drop, and another one! He lifts up Rider and delivers a DDT! No! Ruff Rider somehow has the strength to reverse it into a northern lights suplex into a bridge... 1... 2... No! Nails kicks out gain and jumps back to his feet. He runs into the ropes and delivers a cross body check! He hits the ropes again in the other direction and bulldogs his opponent as he was just getting up. He then climbs onto the top rope and comes down with a big splash. No! Rider rolls out of the way and Nails catches his stomach in pain. Now Rider sees his opportunity and begins kicking his opponent in the ribs. The ref orders for him to break and so he lifts up Nails by his hair and whips him into the ropes. A crucifix by Ruff Raider! No! Nails reverses it into a samoan drop! He then quickly gets up and delivers an elbow to groin and another one! Nails now lifts up Rider back to his feet and takes him down with an overhead belly-belly suplex into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: What the hell was that? I hate when the shows get all boring like that! But maybe it's because of the Pay Per View that is coming up on January 30th.
[The fire works begin to pop up as no theme comes up. The fans know that it's the Shadow Dancer and begin to cheer! Mr. Steel: From Parts Unknown weighting in at 175 lbs. and standing at 5 feet 8... Shadow Daaanncerrr!" Suddenly the lights go off as the fans gasp in terror even thought they know that it's the way Dancer enters the ring. In a couple of seconds the lights go back on as the Shadow Dancer is standing in the ring ready to go. Now Sad But True by Metallica begins to run throughout the arena as the fans begin to boo. Clayton Slaughter comes out from behind the curtains and flashes a smile as the fire works go off. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighting in at 237 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 3, the I.W.A. Hardcore Champion accompanied... Clayton Slaughterrrrr!" Clayton walks down the ramp with the title on his shoulder as the fans boo. He enters the ring and hands over the belt. He says something to the Shadow Dancer and the lock up as the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, yet again we have a small guy going up against a bigger, tougher one. What the heck is going on in this federation?
[Oh! A vertical suplex by Clayton Slaughter as the Shadow Dancer grabs his back I pain. But Clayton just lifts him back up without any care and sends him back down with a fisherman's suplex. He then heads for the ropes and comes down with a leg drop. No! Shadow rolls out of the way and begins kicking his opponent to the ground as he lands. Shadow Dancer now with the advantage swings himself for the ropes and baseball slides under Clayton as he just got up. Shadow hits the ropes behind his opponent and delivers a spinning heel kick as Clayton drops down clutching his face! Shadow Dancer just climbs the ropes and comes down with a knee drop into a cover... 1... Not even a two count as Clayton Slaughter quickly gets free. Now both men are back up on their feet and the lock horns. Clayton gains the edge and connects with a double underhook suplex! He lifts his opponent back up and connects with another double underhook suplex! Clayton Slaughter lifts up Shadow Dancer by the hair once again and this time connects with a neck breaker and goes for the cover... 1... tw... No! A quick kick out by Dancer!]
Richard Diamond: Well, I have to say that Shadow Dancer is doing a good job getting his ass whooped so far! Ha, ha, ha! A couple moves like that by Clayton and Dancer will be broken in half! No one will steel my show again!
[Back in the ring both wrestlers are back up on their feet and they lock up once again. Clayton gains the advantage again and send Shadow Dancer fools speed into the turnbuckle stomach first! He comes up to him and pump handle slams him into the canvas. Clayton now Climbs to the top rope and comes down with a somersault senton splash into a cover... 1... 2... th... No! Dancer refuses to stay down once again he raises his arm. Clayton gets a little but distracted by that but he continues on pouring the punishment as he lifts up his opponent and DDTs him! No! Shadow Dancer somehow swirls around him and connects with a neck breaker! Dancer now gains the steam and lifts up his fallen opponent. Oh God! What a vicious drop kick straight into the face of Clayton! Shadow Dancer climbs to the top rope and comes off with a moonsault into a cover just as Clayton got up... 1... 2... Just a two count as Clayton Slaughter easily kick out again. Shadow Dancer is not surprised at all, he just continues on with his work by dropping down with a knee to the groin and then an elbow! He then lifts up Clayton by his hair and swings him into the ropes. A hurricanrana, no, a power bomb by Slaughter into a quick cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Shadow Dancer somehow frees his arm!]
Richard Diamond: Well? What did I tell you Jonnie? Dancer is just getting his ass kicked form corner to corner. It's going to be over soon.
[Both men are up on their feet once again. They begin circling each other and finally lock up. Clayton swings his opponent into the ropes, but Shadow coming back baseball slides under him once again and manages to pull of a neck breaker! He lifts up his opponent and delivers a flying head scissors and then climbs to the top rope. He comes down with a splash but Clayton gets up in time and catches his opponent in mid air. A belly to belly suplex into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Shadow gets free and springs back to his legs and hits the ropes. He attacks Clayton's legs and wraps him up into the small package... 1... 2... 3...! Clayton frees himself but it's too late! Shadow Dancer has pulled off an upset! He is going to the finals! The fans are going crazy as Shadow Dancer jumps up in happiness! Then the lights go off and soon go back on but there's no trace of Shadow Dancer.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell was that? Man, that upset will be remembered forever now. What the hell was Clayton doing in that ring? What a damn moron!
[Light by KMFDM comes on the PA system as the fans explode! All of them are on their feet to welcome the Yellow Jacket as he comes out from behind the curtains. Yellow fire works begin to explode as he makes his way down the ramp while shaking hands with the fans. Mr. Steel: "Making his way to the ring from Buffalo, New York weighting in at 232 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches... Yellloww Jaaackeett!" Yellow Jacket goes up the steps and enters the ring. He goes up on one of the turnbuckles and makes a motion for a title around his waist. He then sits down on top of the turnbuckle as Natural Born Killaz remix without the lyrics begins to play. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Greenwich, Connecticut weighting in at 280 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 5... Tommy "Lo Life" Bruiser!" The people explode with chants as Tommy appears in the entrance. He makes his way down the ramp while slapping high fives with fans.]
Jonnie Falcon: Yellow Jacket has no chance in winning this match. Even the fans won't be able to help him this time. I don't even know how he made it so far anyway.
[The bell is rung as Tommy Bruiser and Yellow Jacket lock up. Tommy gains the early leverage and send his opponent into the ropes, but Yellow Jacket stops mid way. Tommy now charges at him but Jacket moves out of the way and drop kick his opponent in the back of his head. He then lifts him back up and takes him down with an arm wrench, but Tommy reverses his way out of it and takes his opponent down with a double underhook suplex. The fans begin a chant for Tommy Bruiser and Yellow Jacket, as both men are back on their feet and they lock up once again. Bruiser gains the edge again and delivers an atomic drop followed by a leg drop into the neck of Yellow Jacket. Tommy now climbs to the top rope and comes down with a driving elbow into a cover... 1... A quick kick out by Jacket as he didn't give any chance to his opponent. Tommy lifts him up by his hair and scoop slams him and then drops down with another leg drop as the fans begin to cheer even louder. Bruiser now heads for the ropes and delivers a splash. No! Jacket moved out of the way just in time and he's back on his feet once again. Now Yellow Jacket lifts up Tommy and takes him down with a norther lights suplex. Wait! What is this? Jacket lifts one of Tommy's legs and drops down with an elbow to groin and then another one! He climbs to the top rope and comes down with a shooting star press into a cover... 1... 2... A kick out by Tommy Bruiser.]
Jonnie Falcon: A hell of a match, but Tommy's on the top.
[Yellow Jacket brings up his opponent again and send him into the corner back first and pancakes him with a splash! He then climbs on top oh him and begins pummeling his head as the crowd counts out loud! Oh no! A power bomb by Tommy as he somehow blocked one of the punches and countered! It's the Lo Down, his finisher! Jacket grabs his back as he is pinned... 1... 2... a kick out! Tommy now lands a knee drop and gains some steam as he lifts up his opponent. A piledriver into another cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Jacket refuses to stay down for the three count as he raises up his arm. The fans begin to rock the arena again as Jacket is sent into the ropes. A drop kick by Jacket as both men fall down. The wrestlers begin to scramble back to their feet but Yellow Jacket is first and hides behind his opponent. Now Tommy is up but he is taken down with a victory roll and then rolled up into a small package... 1... 2... thre... No! Bruiser manages to free himself and he lifted up again and taken down with a frankenstiner! A lot of athletisism for the Jacket. Wait who's that? A man all dressed in black comes running down the ramp and throws a chair to the Jacket, who catches it and the swings at his opponent but in the last second just throws it away! Instead he climbs to the top rope and lands a perfect shooting start press and then rolls up Tommy once again... 1... 2... 3...! The fans explode with chants of Y.J., Y.J., Y.J. as he himself begins to jump up in happiness!]
Richard Diamond: What I told you Jonnie? Y.J. beat him like it was nothing! And now it's going to be him versus the Shadow Dancer at the Warfare!
[Mr. Steel: "From Norwalk, Connecticut weighting in at 273 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches, the I.W.A. Television Champion... Mike "Suicide" Fulton!" Enter Sandman by Metallica blabbers through the PA system as Mike Fulton comes. He makes his way to the ring with some kind of a black bag as the fans are cheering and he hands over the title that is on the stakes. Mr. Steel: "And his challenger from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 250 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 3 inches... Pyro!" Fight Fire With Fire by Metallica begins to ring as Pyro comes out from behind the curtains. The fans receive him with a warm pop.]
Jonnie Falcon: Another grate match up tonight, and I heard that Lokheel will be taking on the winner of this match on Monday for the TV Title.
[The bell rings as Pyro swings himself into the ropes, jumps over his opponent, swings back on the other side and bulldogs Fulton. Pyro quickly lifts up Fulton and grounds him back with a northern lights suplex. But Fulton just rolls away and springs back to his keens like it was nothing. They lock horns and Fulton comes up with an overhead belly-belly suplex. He lifts Pyro back to his feet and brings him back down with a powerslam followed by a double foot stomp and a leg drop. Fulton now climbs to the top rope and comes down with a driving elbow into a cover... 1... 2... A kick out by Pyro. Mike Fulton lifts him up once again and DDTs him into the canvas. He begins to laugh and then lifts up Pyro once again and send him into the ropes. Pyro again manages to jump over him and this time lands a neck breaker! He swings for the ropes again and drops down with a running elbow but misses as Fulton rolls out. Fulton lifts him up and picks him up in the vertical suplex position but instead of completing it he drops him on his head as his bones crunch! Fulton goes for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Pyro kicks out!]
Jonnie Falcon: I have never seen that move before. What the heck was that?
[Fulton lifts up Pyro again and DDTs him. No! Pyro Reverses it into a northern lights suplex! But Fulton just pops back to his feet and piledrives him and covers him hooking the leg... 1... 2... 3...! Pyro didn't even try to kick out. He seems to be somewhat out of it! Wait. What is Mike Fulton doing? He has just wound up Pyro in explosives! Here comes Da Evolution and they are trying to stop him. But Fulton warns them that he'll push the button and they back off. Here comes the security guards as well but they stop as they see that Fulton is about to detonate the explosives. Now Pyro is almost up and sees what is happening. Now Adam and Shawn Waltman with Lokheel appear and they run down the ramp and stop right in front of the ring. Fulton just laughs hysterically as is he's out of his mind and pushes the button. Everyone gasps in horror but only confetti comes popping out! The fans begin to laugh but Shawn, Adam and Lokheel jump inside the ring and begin beating on Fulton together with Pyro! Then Da Evolution jumps in as well as the big battle begins! The security is trying to restrain them but it doesn't work!]
Jonnie Falcon: What the hell is going on here?!
[The camera begins to slowly fade away as the fans are cheering in delight. The I.W.A. theme comes up as the brawl continues. Soon the camera fades to black and fuzzes as the cheers of the fans are still ringing in out ears.]
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