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[The I.W.A. theme kicks up as the Titan Tron is light up and the I.W.A.'s finest moments are displayed. After a couple of minutes the fireworks go off as the fans finally explode. The camera shows the arena from the outside and then we swing inside as we are greeted by Richard Diamond and Jonnie Falcon.]
Richard Diamond: Good evening! We are live from McNichols Sports Arena in Denver, Colorado as over 20,000 fans are on their feet and ready to see the outcome of the Second Round of the I.W.A. Tournament! I am your best commentator Richard Diamond and to my left is the second best man in this business... Jonnie Falcon! Ha, ha, ha!
[Welcome to the Jungle begins to run throughout the arena as the fans get on their feet to welcome Adam Waltman who comes out dancing as the fire works explode! Mr. Steel: "Making his way down to the ring from Scranton, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 286 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 8 inches... Adam Wallltamnnnn!" Adam dances his way down to the ring as the fans cheer. He enters the ring by stepping over the top rope as his theme comes to an end. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Parts Unknown weighting in at 175 lbs. and standing at 5 feet 8... Shadow Daaanncerrr!" Suddenly the lights go off as the fans gasp in terror. In a couple of seconds the go back on as we see Shadow Dancer pummeling on his opponent!]
Jonnie Falcon: How in the world did he do that? Just appearing in the ring after a couple of seconds?
[The bell sounds as the Shadow Dancer keeps pummeling Adam with quick rights and lefts. Finally Adm blocks one of the punches and throws down one of his own, that sends Dancer down. Adam Waltman quickly goes to work by picking up his opponent and then sending him down with an easy scoop slam. He lifts Dancer back to his feet again and connects with a vertical suplex like it was nothing. Now Adam heads for the ropes and drops down with a leg drop. A quick cover... 1... tw... Not even a two count as Shadow Dancer kicks out! Adam lifts up his opponent and sends him into the ropes. A crucifix by Dancer! No! it's reversed into a samoan drop! Waltman head for the ropes again and tries for another leg drop, but Shadow Dancer rolls out of the way just in time. Now both men are up and Dancer connects with a quick drop kick, and another one, and another one! Adam is finally on his knees as his opponent swings himself into the ropes and bulldogs him! Shadow Dancer now climbs to the top rope and waits for Adam Waltman to get up. Oh! What an atomic drop kick followed up by a quick knee to inside leg! Adam grabs the back oh his knee as Dancer begins to kick!]
Richard Diamond: Yeah! That is the way you keep a big man down!
[Dancer now lifts up Waltman by his hair and connects with a karate kick to the face that send Adam back down. Shadow climbs to the top rope again and comes down with a knee drop. No! Adam moves out of the way as Dancer grabs his knees in pain. Adam now with a small advantage lifts his opponent up and connects with a spinning back breaker! He now climbs the ropes and delivers a big splash into a cover... 1... 2... another quick kick out by the Shadow Dancer as Adam looks on amazed. He lifts up Dancer by his hair and whips him into the ropes. No! Shadow reverses it, no, another reverse as Shadow goes flying to the outside. Adam follows and connects with another vertical suplex on the out side. He brings his opponent back up, throws him into the ring and climbs the ropes again. A driving elbow! No a drop kick by Dancer as he just got up and in time and pulled off the move! Both men come down crashing as the ref starts the 10 count... 1... 2... 3... 4... Shadow Dancer manages to get up first and climbs up the ropes once again. Another atomic drop kick to the back of Adam's head as he was just getting up.]
Jonnie Falcon: This kid sure has a big heart. Nothing can put him down! But Adam is right in there as well. Both of the men are not willing to stay down for a longer period of time.
[Shadow Dancer lifts up Waltman and takes him down with a spinning heel kick. He goes behind the fallen opponent and applies the sleeper hold! The fans get into it as they begin to chant Dancer's name. The ref checks Adam's hand... it falls down once, twice, thr... No! He lifts up his hand and begins to get up. He lifts up Shadow Dancer with him and connects with a samoan drop! Now Adam has the advantage and he comes down with an elbow drop onto leg, and another one! He now grabs Shadow's head and begins to beat it into the mat. But the ref orders for him to break and so he does. He lifts up Dancer and power bombs him! No! Shadow reverses it into a hurricanrana and rolls up his opponent into a small package... 1... 2... thr... Almost a three but Adam Waltman kicks out just in time! Shadow lifts him up and they lock horns. Adam gains the advantage... No! Shadow rakes him down with an arm drag but Adam gets free and reverses it into am arm wrench, and then quickly grabs Shadow and brings him down with a piledriver! No! Dancer somehow comes up with a funny looking hurricanrana!]
Jonnie Falcon: What was that? I never seen that move before? How can you reverse a piledriver like that?
[Back in the ring Dancer begins to work again on the knees of his opponent. He then lifts up Adam and sends him into the ropes and connects with a belly to belly suplex into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Wait! Dancer kicks out... no, he somehow reverses the pin into a small package... 1... 2... 3...! The Revenge of Shinobi by Yuzo Koshiro begins to play as the lights go off. As they go back on in a few seconds Shadow is nowhere to be seen.]
Richard Diamond: Wow! Wow! How the hell he beat Adam just like that? I mean, I knew he was going to win but not like that! He pulled off that move from nowhere.
[Sad but True by Metallica begins to play as the fans meet the I.W.A. Hardcore Champion with mixed feelings. Clayton comes from behind the curtains with his bodyguard Pain, as well as with Shawn Waltman, Lokheel and Pyro as the fans look puzzled. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighting in at 237 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 3, the I.W.A. Hardcore Champion accompanied by Shawn Waltman, Lokheel, Pyro and his bodyguard Pain... Clayton Slaughterrrrr!" Slaughter slowly walks down the ramp with his 'back up' behind him. He slips into the ring and hands the title to the ref as the rest of the wresters go around to the other side of the ring. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Norwalk, Connecticut weighting in at 273 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches, the I.W.A. Television Champion... Mike "Suicide" Fulton!" Enter Sandman by Metallica blabbers through the PA system as Mike Fulton comes out with Terror Rizon. They make their way to the ring as the fans are cheering. Fulton hands over his title as the bell rings.]
Richard Diamond: This match should be good. Both men seem to be ready to tear each other apart!
[Both of the men quickly tie up and Mike Fulton quickly connects with a norther lights suplex. He lifts up Clayton back to his feet and they lock up once again. And again Fulton comes up on the top as he delivers a double underhook suplex. He then quickly jumps up and comes down with a fist drop. No! He misses as Clayton rolls out of the way. Now Slaughter gets to work by sending his opponent down with a kick to the ribs as he was just getting back up. He then lifts up Fulton and send him full speed into the corner, and follows it up with a splash. Clayton climbs the ropes and sets up Fulton. Oh! A top rope suplex into a bridge... 1... 2... a quick kick out by Mike Fulton. Clayton lifts up his opponent once again and send him into the ropes. A clothesline by Clayton! No! A pump handle slam by Fulton as he ducked under the arm and came from behind his opponent! And a quick fist drop and then headbutt by Mike. He goes over to the opposite corner so that Clayton's back will be facing him when he gets up. A bulldog, as Clayton didn't know what hit him this time. Mike Fulton lifts up Slaughter by hair and then delivers a gut wrench power bomb into a cover... 1... 2... th... No! Clayton Slaughter lifts up his hand in time.]
Richard Diamond: Mike Fulton really shows his been training after his last match. I mean he is able to keep up with Clayton and even sets his own pace. A great match!
[Back in the ring both men are up again and lock horns. Mike Fulton comes up victorious again as he delivers a fisherman's suplex into a bridge... 1... 2... th... No! Another kick out by Clayton Slaughter. But Fulton is not disrupted by it. Instead he hits the ropes and come up with a big clothesline as Clayton is sent back down. But he gets back to his feet quickly and the men lock horns once again. This time Clayton comes up with a big time DDT followed by a double foot stomp onto Fulton's chest! He climbs to the top rope and delivers a somersault senton splash into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Mike is able to lift up his arm as he refuses to stay down. Clayton looks surprised but he just grabs his opponent and delivers a neck breaker. No! Fulton reverses it into a swinging neck breaker of his own! He then climbs to the ropes and comes down with a big splash into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Now Clayton refuses to stay down as he lifts up his hand just in time.]
Jonnie Falcon: A wonderful match! But those punks on the outside keep me eyeing them from time to time.
[Both of the wrestlers are up again and Mike Fulton comes down with a back breaker into a dragon sleeper holder! The ref raises Clayton's hand once, twice... No! There is no third time as Clayton raises his hand and Mike let's go. Now Fulton with a DDT. No! Clayton Slaughter reverses it into a norther lights suplex, and still holding onto his opponent his delivers another one! He then climbs to the ropes and comes down with another somersault senton splash into a cover... 1... 2... 3! A kick out by Fulton, but the ref says it's too late! Mike pushes away the ref and slips to the outside to grab his title. He proudly shows it off to Clayton and says something to him after which he leaves with Terror Rizon screaming at him.]
Richard Diamond: Another impressive win tonight as the fans love it! However, Mike almost had that one won. The only thing he should have done differently is not go for that DDT.
[Suddenly More Human Than Human begins to play as The Incinerator and Jamal come out dressed read for a match. However they both have a mic and it doesn't seem like they are in the mood of fighting each other. They enter the ring as the music is cut, and The Incinerator begins to speak.]
Jamal: Well, Just Amazin' it looks like I'll be fresh for the street brawl
you wanted, but we have another challenge.
[More Human Than Human kicks up again as the Integragators leave the ring. The fans don't know what to do so they say goodbye with mixed feelings.]
Richard Diamond: That is what I mean! Those rookies think they're cocky and all but when it comes to backing it up in the squared circle they are nothing! They even take away all the excitements of matches!
[Light by KMFDM comes on the PA system as the fans explode! All of them are on their feet to welcome the Yellow Jacket as he comes out from behind the curtains. Yellow fire works begin to explode as he makes his way down the ramp while shaking hands with the fans. Mr. Steel: "Making his way to the ring from Buffalo, New York weighting in at 232 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches... Yellloww Jaaackeett!" Yellow Jacket goes up the steps and enters the ring. He goes up on one of the turnbuckles and raises his hands as the fans cheer. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from San Francisco, California weighting in at 348 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 9... Ovvverrdossse!" Sirius begins to pour through the speakers as Overdose appears in the entrance. The fans meet him with a medium pop and he makes his way down smiling.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell is he all happy about? It looks like he just shitted in his pants and the warm crap makes it pleasurable! Ha, ha, ha!
[The bell rings as the men begin circling each other. Overdose make the first move as he charges at Yellow Jacket. But he just moves out of the way and counters with a drop kick that send Overdose flying to the outside through the ropes. Yellow Jacket climbs the turnbuckle and as Overdose gets up he is sent back down with a drop kick off the turnbuckle! Yellow Jacket lifts him up by the hair and rolls him back in the ring. Now they are both on their feet and they lock up. Overdose gains the advantage and delivers a side belly to belly suplex. He lifts up Yellow Jacket and send him into the ropes. A clothesline by Overdose! No! Jacket baseball slides under his opponent and comes up with a neck breaker! Yellow Jacket gets Overdose in an arm wrench but Overdose's strength lets him get free as he counters with a front face DDT. Overdose lifts up Yellow Jacket and brings him up with the gorilla press slam. No! Jacket slips out and lands on his feet and connects with a kick to the stomach and a DDT of his own.]
Jonnie Falcon: Yellow Jacket is really showing he can compete against bigger guys. But how long will he be able to pull out a move of his own to counter a move from Overdose?
[Oh! A vertical suplex by Overdose from nowhere, and a quick cover... 1... 2... Only a two count as Yellow Jacket kicks out. Overdose brings him up by hair and they begin trading punch for punch but Jacket changes the tactic and lands a kick to mid section and then a jaw breaker! He climbs to the top rope and comes down with a kamikaze headbutt. He then quickly lifts up Overdose and brings him down with a drop kick followed by an elbow to the groin. He lifts up Overdose again and they lock horns. Overdose wins and tries for a vertical suplex and he gets it! and another cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Jacket lifts up both of his arms and shortly after jumps back to his feet as the wrestlers tie up again! Overdose wins again and goes for another vertical suplex, no, Jacket is holding on to him and he can't bring him up. A hard norther lights suplex into a bridge by Yellow Jacket... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: Now that was... How the hell did Yellow Jacket come up with a northern lights suplex on Overdose? He's too heavy!
[Tier by Rammstein hits the air as the fans begin to boo. Adolf Rammstein appears in the entrance with Boris Hitler as they make their way down to ringside. Mr. Steel: "Coming from Berlin, Germany weighting in at 321 lbs and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches Adolf Rammstein!" Adolf enters the ring as Boris takes a seat a couple feet away from the announces' table. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Greenwich, Connecticut weighting in at 280 lbs. and standing at 6 feet 5... Tommy "Lo Life" Bruiser!" Natural Born Killaz remix without the lyrics begins to play as Tommy appears in the entrance. The people explode with chants of his name as he comes down the ramp and enters the ring.]
Richard Diamond: What the hell are those fans cheering at? Tommy Bruiser is a complete sell out! They don't know what the heck they are doing at all!
[The bell rings as Adolf hits the ropes and connects with a flying shoulder block that send both men down. Adolf begins to pummel his opponent's head with rights and lefts but out of nowhere Tommy Bruiser stops a punch and another one, and then sends Adolf over and ends up pummeling his head! The ref tells him to break so he goes for the ropes and tackles down Adolf with a swinging DDT! Tommy quickly keeps working by lifting up Adolf and connecting a hip toss and a leg drop to the neck. He gets up runs into the ropes and comes down with a butt drop. But Adolf still tries to get up and he makes it he is sent down with a bulldog. No! He manages to push away Tommy Bruiser and connects with a reverse DDT! He climbs to the top rope and comes down with an axe handle smash. He delivers a small splash and covers his opponent... 1... 2... A quick kick out by Bruiser without even breaking a sweat! Both men are on their feet again and tie up yet again. And Tommy Bruiser gains the free hand and delivers a snap mare! But Adolf goes back up again and comes up with a double underhook suplex. He then begins to work on Tommy's legs and knees.]
Jonnie Falcon: He'll break his legs or knees doing that! Somebody stop that freak!
[Back in the ring Adolf Rammstein has Tommy Bruiser in Mein Keimf a somewhat modified version of a figure four leglock, where Adolf pulls on to Bruiser's arms. The ref asks Tommy is his okay and he says yes... The ref asks him once again and he says yes... Finally the ref orders for Adolf to release the hold but he refuses! The ref asks him again but he says no again! The ref warns him that he is going to disqualify him and Rammstein finally lets go and goes for a pin... 1... 2... thre... No! Bruiser is able to kick out and event begins to get back up! Adolf grabs him and throws him into the ropes but Tommy reverses it and lands a powerslam. He lifts up Adolf and DDTs him. He brings him up again and does a one arm DDT into a cover... 1... 2... 3...!]
Jonnie Falcon: One, two, three! Ha, ha, ha! It's over Dick! Just as I said it will be! Yellow Jacket will never make it to the finals! ha, ha, ha!
[As Jonnie Falcon and Richard Diamond continue on their exchange of words. The I.W.A. theme kicks up as the people give out their last shout. Soon the camera zooms out and fuzzes, leaving everyone awaiting the next round.]
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