Slammy Awards New York Radio City Hall, New York City, NY

[The scene opens up in a large auditorium. The lights are dimmed as the big Titan Tron-like screens on the right and left side of the stage as well as above come to life. The I.W.F. theme begins to play now, as the screens are showing the greatest moments of the federation. After the short promo the lights go back on as Sandra Bullock walks out wearing an expensive evening dress. Everyone meets her with applause as she steps up to the podium with the trophies on it. She smiles and then begins to speak.]

Sandra Bullock: Good evening ladies and gentle men, and welcome to the I.W.F. Slammy Awards 1999! As everyone knows, I am Sandra Bullock and I will be your hostess for this great night.

[The audience explodes with loud cheers and applause again as a shot of Jimmy Jackson and Pamela Anderson talking and laughing is shown by a table.]

Sandra Bullock: In January, a great federation and company, then known as the International Wrestling Association, was born. It was five months ago that the I.W.F. aired their first show at the Hartford Civic Center and it was five months ago that they held its first Pay Per View event, called In Your Face: Warfare. It was back in January that a new hope, excitement and era was born in the wrestling world.

[The camera scans the crowd as we recognize Agent Storm and the Yellow Jacket discussing something, as now Shawn Waltman comes into the conversation as well.]

Sandra Bullock: Now, more than five months later we have all gathered here to recognize those who have given us the best time and the most memorable memories as well as those who have displayed more talent, heart and soul than others. However, the main reason we have gathered here tonight is to once again have fun!

[The crowd explodes with applause yet again as we now see X-Factor and James Eytchinson reading the program schedule for tonight.]

Sandra Bullock: Throughout the short life of the I.W.F. we have seen many great matches that will never be forgotten and that will for ever stay in our memories. Therefore, to kick things off, as one would say, here are the nominees for the Best Match of the Year:

A) IceMan vs. Lokheel vs. Shawn Waltman
B) Rust vs. Mr. Garcia
C) Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson vs. "The Franchise" Tony Zobeck
D) Yellow Jacket vs. Shadow Dancer
E) Royal Rumble '99

[The two screens begin flashing clips of the nominated matches as the fans on the upper deck are shown debating who they think the winner is.]

Sandra Bullock: And the winner is... Mr. Garcia and the 1999 Royal Rumble!

1999 Match of the Year Royal Rumble '99 - Mr. Garcia

[The crowd begins to clap their hands as Mr. Garcia rises to his feet and slowly goes up the aisle. He goes up the steps onto the stage as his theme plays. Mr. Garcia steps up to the podium as Sandra Bullock hands over to him the trophy. He raises up in the air and then brings it back down and begins to speak.]

Mr. Garcia: Hey, what can I say. I'm the only vato to win a Royal Rumble of this caliber, in the I.W.F. history. Nobody can duplicate the performance I did. I went in 6, and came out the best. Maybe I never claimed the Heavy Weight Title, like I wanted, but that's all good. I still have my moment in I.W.F. Thanks to all the putos I beat, and wrestled, arratos vato!

[Mr. Garcia now raises up the trophy one more time and then hugs and kisses Sandra Bullock as she congratulates him one more time. The fans are still on their feet cheering on the upper deck as Mr. Garcia goes back down to his seat.]

Sandra Bullock: Royal Rumble '99 was a great moment in the I.W.F.'s history as well as Mr. Garcia's just as he has stated himself just a moment ago. After winning the Royal Rumble he earned the right to face the I.W.F. Champion as Wrestle Fest I. However, great matches would be nothing without great angles that follow along. Therefore, our next Slammy will be given to the Best Angle of the Year winner, and here are the nominees:

A) Adam Waltman going to jail
B) Insanity and their Mystery Men
C) Punisher having seizures
D) Jimmy Jackson joining with the Corporation but then back-stabbing them to form POR
E) Johnny Viscous back-stabbing POR and joining the Corporation

[The two screens come to life again as they show parts of the angles that make wrestling business fun. The camera now scans the crowd in the lower level and shows a shot of Adam Waltman and Lokheel drinking champagne.]

Sandra Bullock: And the winner is... Johnny Viscous with his angle of back-stabbing the Path Of Rage and turning his back on his friend Jimmy Jackson, and then joining the Corporation.

1999 Angle of the Year Johnny Viscous

[Johnny Viscous gets up from the seat and points his finger at himself as if asking "me?". The fans then explode with cheers as Johnny makes his way down and then up the steps onto the stage. He is handed over the trophy and congratulated as we can see a tear in his eye. He hides it away and then waves his hand in the air and makes his way back down to his seat.]

Sandra Bullock: The matches leave us with memories, the angles add spice and surprises, and the stories in magazines and stories as a whole shock everyone. So, here are the nominees for the Story of the Year:

A) I.W.F. hiring a Vice President
B) Clayton Slaughter being entered into the Extreme Hall of Fame
C) Shawn Waltman winning the Triple Crown
D) I.W.F. getting a Top 69 E-Feds Topsites
E) Agent Storm reforming the Corporation

[The camera scans the crowd once again as we see everyone talking or laughing. We see a glimpse of Jarrod Black and Johnny Rocket having a serious quarell but then they break out with laughs and we know it was only a joke.]

Sandra Bullock: And the winner of this category is, hold on just let me open up this envelope. The Slammy Award for the Story of the Year goes to the Corporation and their reformation in the I.W.F.!

1999 Story of the Year Reformation of the Corporation

[Agent Storm jumps up and slaps some high fives with the near by wrestlers and other celebres as now Johnny Viscous gets up once again laughing and meets Johnny Allen as he comes down the aisle. All three men make their way up to the steps and go up onto the stage one by one. They are handed over their Slammy Awards as they hug each other and now Agent Storm goes up to the platform and begins to speak.]

Agent Storm: I would like to thank everyone who has voted for us, on the behalf of Johnny Viscous and Johnny Allen and of course myself. We have started out as the I.W.A. and ended up as the I.W.F. We have started out as nothing and we quickly prospered and grew up into a huge company. A company that loves its fans and employees, a company that I hope will for ever stay in everyone's heart no matter what. We have witnessed many down falls and surprises during the short period of time, and yet we still saw the Corporation emerge as a family even in the worst. Thank you once again, and remember to go for your dreams and reach out for your goals. If you try everything can be done and accomplished. Again, thank you very much.

[Johnny Viscous raises his two trophies up in the air as the fans and celebrities begin to clap their hands again. Agent Storm and Johnny Allen shake hands and hug another time and then the three men ascend back down to their seats.]

Sandra Bullock: Now, let's take a short break and listen to some music from the Dave Matthew's Band! Let's make some noise!

[The curtain goes up as the music kicks up. The fans begin to cheer and swings their hands in the air as some of the wrestlers and other celebrities get up and begin making some funny dance moves. Tony Zobeck and his wife are having fun on one side of the auditorium as Rust and Carmen Electra dance together on the other side. Everyone seems to be having fun and soon they sit back down and relax again as the band finishes off the song. They collect a handful of applauds and cheers as the curtain goes back down.]

Sandra Bullock: Whoa! I never thought that this would be so much fun when I applied for the hostess position. Anyway, a few minutes ago we were talking about the greatest matches and angles, and we also mentioned the most memorable moments. Saying this, we cannot forget about the nominees for the Greatest Moment of the Year, and so here they are:

A) Underdog Pyro beating the Yellow Jacket for the I.W.F. Title
B) Shawn Waltman beating IceMan for the Cruiserweight Title
C) Shawn Waltman winning the Triple Crown
D) Yellow Jacket driving in a tank at the end of Wrestle Fest
E) Royal Rumble '99

[The camera slowly scans all the fans and then the wrestlers as it stops on the nominees when their name is mentioned. The camera now focuses on others as we see that even Pyro, Tommy Bruiser and Mike Fulton are here and it looks like they are having a lot of fun as well.]

Sandra Bullock: Ladies and gentle men, and the winner is no one else but one of the I.W.F.'s first employees... Shawn Waltman! It was that man that once held the Cruiserweight, Tag Team and the I.W.F. Championships at the same time.

1999 Greatest Moment of the Year Shawn Waltman capturing the Triple Crown

[Big Balls by Ac/Dc begins to play as Shawn Waltman gets up together with Agent Storm. They shake hands as Shawn is congratulated by the Owner and President of the company. He soon goes up the aisle that is laid out with red carpet and arrives on the stage. The audience expresses its respect as they chant Shawn's name. Sandra Bullock hands over the Slammy Award to him as he stands up to the podium and begins to speak.]

Shawn Waltman: Well I have to say one thing and that is this, me, Clayton, the Yellow jacket and Adam are all of what is left of the original cliq of the I.W.F. I think it is bs if a rookie comes in here and in two weeks takes a title and then wins all of these awards. However, even if you guys don't win an award I give you my stamp of approval. Thank you for your time.

[Shawn Waltman kisses the award as some tears run down his cheeks. He waves his hand to the fans and then begins leaving as the crowd applauds.]

Sandra Bullock: The I.W.F. has held many great cards, many memorable shows on national television as well as on its own channel and the Pay Per View. In their shorts existence, gosh how many times have we heard this tonight? Anyway, as I was saying, in their short existence the I.W.F. has held four Pay Per View events:

A) In Your Face: Warfare [January]
B) Royal Rumble '99 [February]
C) Wrestle Fest I [March]
D) In Your Face: The Next Encounter [April]

[The Titan Trons show some of the Pay Per View highlights as we catch Rebel Youth drinking champagne from the bottle.]

Sandra Bullock: And the Pay Per View of the Year is, as probably everyone knows, Wrestle Fest I! This was an "unofficial" voting poll, or rather category and therefore there is no Slammy Award to be Awarded for this.

[The I.W.F. theme starts up over the PA system as from behind the curtains steps out Richard Diamond. He goes up to the hostess and kisses her hand as she shoots out a quick smile and says something to him. Richard now, goes up to the podium and begins to speak.]

Richard Diamond: It's a pleasure to be able to announce the nominees as well as the winner for the Most Hated Wrestler of the Year. Here are the bad asses in no particular order:

A) Adolf Rammstein
B) Clayton Slaughter
C) Lewis Spade

Richard Diamond: And the winner is... Hold on let me open the envelope, hold on just a second. Damn, how the hell do you open this thing? I think I got it. No, I still can't open it, hold on a bit more. Yes! Here we go... The winner of the Most Hated Wrestler of the Year Slammy Award goes to no one else than my favorite bad guy, Clayton Slaughter!

1999 Most Hated Wrestler Clayton Slaughter

[Clayton Slaughter jumps up from his seat and begins making his way towards the stage as everyone applauds yet again. He goes up the steps to get onto the stage and then goes up to Richard Diamond and snaps the trophy out of his hands acting seriously. However, Slaughter cracks a smile and he shakes hands with Richard. Clayton waves to the fans as Diamond now goes back behind the curtains. The fans cheer as Slaughter goes back down as well.]

Sandra Bullock: After the Most Hated Wrestler of the Year Award, comes the Feud of the Year. Yes, if it wasn't for the bad guys like Clayton Slaughter or Lewis Spade, we would not have any feuds and any fun. Anyway, here are the feuds that were nominated for this next award:

A) Insanity vs. DoP
B) "The Ladies Choice" Jarrod Black vs. James "Brickwall" Eytchinson
C) ManChild vs. Lewis Spade vs. Punisher vs. Rust
D) Corporation vs. I.W.F.

Sandra Bullock: And the winner is, choice letter C!

1999 Feud of the Year ManChild vs. Lewis Spade vs. Punisher vs. Rust

[The screens begin flashing the feud as ManChild, Punisher, Lewis Spade and Rust all get up and begin making their way towards the stage. Just before the steps all four men stop and begin arguing and then they begin to push each other, but as the fans begin to cheer even louder than before, the wrestlers break it up and laughing go onto the stage. Each man is given a shiny award and they raise their hands up in the air to show them off. The men stand next to the podium as Rust speaks out.]

Rust: I suppose I should start by thanking the one individual that made this all possible. That person is me! I owe nothing to anyone, so any of you phony ass-holes who want some recognition can go screw yourselves, because tonight is all about me. That being said, I want to thank everyone who had the common sense to vote for me and I guess the others over here. You people obviously aren't as stupid as I thought. I don't have much else to say, because winning gold around here has become pretty common for me. You see it's good to be great, but it's even better to be me. I'd leave right now and go celebrate, but I'm pretty damn sure that I'll be up here again winning another damn trophy.

[Rust now waves his trophy in the air as Lewis Spade stands up to the microphone and speaks out as well.]

Lewis Spade: Well, I must admit I didn't think that I'd be here in front of all of you here tonight to receive an award. Had I known I'd probably wouldn't have went so heavy on the scotch but it's to late now so I'll make this short and sweet. First of all I'd like to thank my loyal fans who have supported me not only in the I.W.F. but in every federation I've been in. Secondly I'd like to thank my fiancee Lady Luck whom stuck by my side through thick and thin. Lastly I'd like to thank all the middle aged men from gamblers anonymous whom sneak in my casino day and night for one last game. Thanks to them I am without a doubt the wealthiest man in this room today. Thank you and good night!

[The four men shake their hands and hug as the people in the audience applaud one more time. Each man is once again congratulated by Sandra Bullock as they slowly go down the steps and back to their tables.]

Sandra Bullock: Now, lets take another short break and let the men be entertained by the I.W.F.'s newly found Bombshells!

[The curtain goes up once again as some kind of music kicks up and more than two dozen young women dressed in bikini like suits run out and begin dancing. The male part of the crowd begins to clap their hands to the rhythm of the music as the Bombshells perform their little dance. Soon, the music comes to an end as the curtains drop down and the bombshells disappear.]

Sandra Bullock: These Slammy Awards are not for kids. I don't think that anyone lower than 18 should see the I.W.F. Bombshells, but it's only me.

[The fans begin to laugh as the camera shows Michael Jordan and Lord Infamous at the same table drinking wine and eating something.]

Sandra Bullock: Every month, somewhere in a federation there's a wrestler that signs a contract with the I.W.F. Every so often there's a wrestler that finishes off his career and hangs up the boots. In a couple of months the same wrestler decided to come back for some more, and so here are the nominees for the Come Back of the Year:

A) Yellow Jacket
B) Tits: Man of Action
C) The Corporation
D) "The Franchise" Tony Zobeck

[The screens is split in four as we see each nominee nervously awaiting the name of the winner. The camera now catches a glimpse of John Elway and Scotty Thunder, as well as Slash sitting at the same table and talking.]

Sandra Bullock: And the Slammy Award goes to... "The Franchise" Tony Zobeck!

1999 Come Back "The Franchise" Tony Zobeck

[Tony Zobeck jumps up in excitement as he hugs and kisses his wife and then shakes some hands with other celebrities near by. Zobeck then goes up the aisle and steps up to the podium before accepting his award.]

Tony Zobeck: Well, the I.W.F. was like a second home to me and I'm glad to be your Franchise! Don't worry, once the show starts up again the NBK along with "The Franchise" will run this federation once again! Until then NBK 4 eternity!

[Tony Zobeck now hugs Sandra Bullock as she hands him the trophy. He raises it up as a tear runs down his cheek. He quickly wipes it off and then goes down the steps back to his table.]

Sandra Bullock: The presenter of the next Slammy Award will be a member of the Corporation, Johnny Allen! Give it up for Johnny!

[The crowd begins to clap their hands as Johnny Allen stands up and straightens out his suit. He quickly steps through the space in between the tables and then quickly goes up the aisle laid out with the thick red carpet. Allen steps onto the stage and goes up to the podium where there's only a couple more trophies left.]

Johnny Allen: I know I signed a contract with this great federation a little too late to be in the running of the Slammy Award, but I hope to be here again next year not to watch everyone win awards, but to win some of my own. I would like to congratulate the winners of the 1999 I.W.F. Slammy Award so far, and good luck to all the others. It was tough for me to vote since everyone and everything that goes on in the I.W.F. is great, and I guess everyone would have to agree with me. Anyway, as Sandra said just a minute or two ago, we have great wrestlers coming and leaving the I.W.F. every once in a while. We have already crowned the Come Back of the Year, and now it's time to crown the Rookie of the Year. Thanks to the great new talent every federation is able to keep on going even when the top star leaves, and so here are the nominees:

A) Lord Infamous
B) Evan Levine
C) Rust
D) "Slick" Scotty Thunder
E) "Dirty" John Stocker

Johnny Allen: And the winner of the Rookie of the Year Award goes to the man who has already held the Extreme and the I.W.F. Championships at the same time and is undefeated... Rust!

1999 Rookie of the Year Rust

[The camera scans the huge crowd and finds Rust who points a finger at his other Slammy and then raises two finger up in the air and waves his hand for everyone to see. He then goes back onto the stage as Sandra Bullock congratulates him once again tonight and hands him over his second trophy. Johnny Allen shakes hands with Rust and then goes back down as Rust puts the awards in front of the microphone and speaks out again.]

Rust: Hell, just like I said, I went and partied some more but I still had to go up here second time and the best of all it's probably still not the last time that you people see me up here. I'll go down there and drink some more vodka or cognac, but I'll be back up here again. Thank you!

[Rust takes his two Slammies and proudly ascends down the steps back to his little table in the middle of the lover level of the auditorium.]

Sandra Bullock: This night is going great don't you agree? Our next presenter is someone who has been in the I.W.F. for barley three weeks but has already made a big name for himself all around the business. He grew from a little star to a big one in no time, and still is I.W.F.'s undefeated Cruiserweight Champion... Whiplash!

[Whiplash's theme cuts in as he excuses himself from the table and begins making his way to the stage. The camera yet again scans the crowd as we are shown a shot of Evan Levine in some kind of a red suit telling jokes to the laughing Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Whiplash now enters the stage and goes up to the podium.]

Whiplash: In my very short career here I have already captured the Cruiserweight Championship, just like Sandra had said, and I have established myself. I am what you can call a fast growing star and that is the category I have the pleasure to nominate. Here are the lucky ones:

A) Mark "The Icon" Powell
B) Rust
C) "Dirty" John Stocker
D) Lord Infamous

Whiplash: And here is the one winner from the four lucky ones... Rust. No, hold on, let me put on my glasses. Yes, that is much better. And the winner of the Fastest Growing Star of the Year is... damn, it still says Rust! Well, I guess it's Rust!

1999 Fastest Growing Star Rust

[The fans and the celebrities express their deep respect as Rust once again gets up from his seat and heads for the stage with his already won trophies. His theme plays as he is handed over yet another trophy, this time by Whiplash and congratulated by him as well as the hostess. Rust put the three trophies on the podium just like he has did last time and smiles. Tears run down his cheeks as he begins to talk.]

Rust: Hell, I knew that I am one of the greatest but I never new that I actually will be up here so many times. I love everyone that has voted for me in all categories, and thank you once again. Thank you for the great support and I hope to be up here yet again and win yet another Slammy Award! Once again, thank you I.W.F. and thank you fans.

[Rust holds up the trophies as the people chant his name. Whiplash congratulates him once again as now both men go down the steps smiling and talking.]

Sandra Bullock: As everyone can see, tonight is going great for some as they have already capture more than one Slammy, yet others has captured at least one. However, many more have not yet one and will go away empty. Will go away empty without an award, but will still be filled with great memories of tonight. Now, I would like for everyone to stand up as we play a video to the memory of Owen Hart of the W.W.F. who has been a classic Icon to many.

[The three screens go on as they begin playing the greatest achievements and moments in Owen Hart's life. The camera slowly scans the crowd as we can see most of the fans crying along with the celebrities. As soon as the video ends everyone sit back down and relax again.]

Sandra Bullock: Thank you very match. The whole I.W.F. will never forget one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots. As we know, Owen has been a friend to many in thin and thick, and no matter what will happen he will for ever stay in out hearts. Now, our next presenter needs no introduction. He is well known for his big role in the movie hit, "Waterboy". Here is Adam Sandler!

[The big curtains raises up again as Adam Sandler walks out and trips over his own foot and almost falls down as the audience explodes with laughs. Adam stumbles up to Sandra as they shale hands. Adam raises his hand up in the air and then goes up to the podium almost tripping over his own foot again.]

Adam Sandler: As my football career is over, I think it is time for me step out of the shadow of my name and really make a name for myself on the wrestling market. But then again, I am somewhat afraid of ending someone's career when he pisses me off! Anyway, I have been a hard worker since the day I was born. Hell, it has payed off after all. I am a God damn movie star! As I was saying, here are the men that gave their best to try to make it all the way to the top:

A) "The Ladies Choice" Jarrod Black
B) "Slick" Scotty Thunder
C) Rust
D) Johnny Viscous
E) Evan Levine

[The video of some of the things that have been achieved by each man is shown as everyone awaits the name of the winner. The camera catches Overdose and the Extreme Superstar throwing bits of food at each other like little kids and laughing.]

Adam Sandler: And the wacky winner is... the winner is... the victor is... it's a tie, and the winners are... I can't read help me out here!

[Everyone break out with laughs and giggles as Adam Sandler cracks a smile and then continues on.]

Adam Sandler: As I said it's a tie and the two winners are Johnny Viscous and Jarrod Black! Come on down you two lucky sons of a gun. Come get your little Slammy before I walk away with it.

1999 Hardest Working Wrestler of the Year Johnny Viscous and Jarrod Black

[The fans again begin to laugh along with the wrestlers and celebrities on the lower level. Jarrod Black and Johnny Viscous get up from table number 12 and begin making their way up as people stop them by and congratulate them. We also see Tits, John Stocker and Adam Waltman with their wives or girlfriends as table number 8. Johnny and Jarrod now go onto the stage as Adam Sandler hands them over the thropy and they shake hands along with the hostess, Sandra Bullock. Jarrod Black goes up to the podium and says something as Johnny Viscous shows off his two awards that he has won tonight. Adam Sandler now waves his hand to the fans and leaves as soon does Johnny Viscous and Jarrod Black.]

Sandra Bullock: Well, the night is almost over and there's only three other awards to give away, but before we do so let's dance some more to the music from Ricky Martin!

[Living La Vida Loca begins to play as Ricky Martin dances out onto the stage from the back. The fans along with the celebrities quickly stand up and begin dancing again wherever space is available. The camera begins scanning the crowd as we notice Lewis Spade and Shane Hernandez dancing with Brooke Shields and Neve Campbell. The camera keeps on moving as we now see Mark Powell and Mafioso sitting at a table, drinking wine and laughing at people. The songs comes to an end as now everyone applauds and Ricky Martin disappears in the back.]

Sandra Bullock: I love that song and Ricky Martin, don't you? He's a total hottie! Thank you Ricky! Anyway, no matter what the I.W.F. employees are one big family on the road. However, that is outside the ring. When they step inside the ring things have to change a bit to make the fans happy. However, one way or another wrestlers live as a family when they come together and form a stable. They form a stable in hope to have someone there for them when they need them and to return the favor. So, here are the nominees for the Best Stable of the Year:

A) DoP
B) Corporation
C) Insanity
D) Pleasure & Pain
E) Path of Rage

[The screens begin showing some of the moments of each stable and then shows some of the members of each stable sitting at their tables either talking or laughing.]

Sandra Bullock: Everyone is always there for each other and now the winner is... Well, we have another tie so, the two winners are Insanity and the Path of Rage! Congratulations!

1999 Stable of the Year Insanity and Path of Rage

[The I.W.F. theme starts up once again as now Clayton Slaughter, Yellow Jacket, Jimmy Jackson, Johnny Viscous, James Eytchinson, X-Factor, Shawn Waltman, Adam Waltman and Mr. Garcia all get up and head for the stage. They receive huge applause as each man slowly goes up the steps onto the stage. Sandra Bullock hands out a trophy to each member of the stables as everyone shakes hands, hugs and congratulates each other. X-Factor breaks away from the group and goes up to the microphone.]

X-Factor: Well, I would really like to thank Agent Storm a whole deal for putting together the I.W.F. and making the great matches and for allowing all the great angles that have been asked for. If none of that would have happened, I would have nothing to work with. Also, I thank all of you that had competed against and with me and I wish you all luck in the future. Thanks!

[X-Factor steps away from the podium and shakes hands with those he didn't get a chance to do so yet. Sandra Bullock congratulates the winners once again as they slowly go down the steps back to their tables.]

Sandra Bullock: Now, we have only two more categories to nominate before this great night comes to an end. One of the categories is the Gimmick of the Year, and what would the wrestling world do without them. The gimmicks is mostly how you run this business, without the gimmicks wrestling would be boring and no fun. Lets not talk anymore and waste time, but instead lets name the nominees:

A) Yellow Jacket
B) Mr. Garcia
C) James "Brickwall" Eytchinson
D) Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson
E) "The Ladies Choice" Jarrod Black

Sandra Bullock: And the man with the best gimmick is... the Yellow Jacket!

1999 Gimmick of the Year Yellow Jacket

[The Yellow Jacket gets up from the table and excuses himself. He takes his other trophy and goes for the stage as the fans cheer and the celebrities applaud. The Yellow Jacket climbs up the steps and goes up to the hostess as she gives him the Slammy Award and then congratulates him. He steps up tp the podium as the auditorium grows silent.]

Yellow Jacket: Wow! I already have got one tonight but this is truly an honor. I guess it's only natural that a person like myself gets this Slammy. Of course, as you all know I am the "Living Legend". Now, I know some people wonder how did I make such a good gimmick. To say the least, it's very simple. I just have to be myself. I am the "Living Legend" like I said just a second before, and that is nothing but the truth. So what's really thought as a gimmick is in actuality the Yellow Jacket. Now, I would like to thank all my fans who have stuck by me through this whole run. From the time I first entered the world of wrestling in the H.C.W., to my current spot here in the I.W.F. From the time that I won the first ever championship in the I.W.F., to the present where I'm really not sure what I am going to do with my career. So, it brings me to this point. When the I.W.F. reopens in June, I will be there, as a wrestler, as a star. I will not leave anyone hanging and wondering of what's going to happen to the Yellow Jacket. This is the formal announcement of my return. Yes, I understand that I have already made similar promises and I did keep them, but only to leave quickly once again. This, however, is not the same case. I am coming back in June and I'm coming back to stay and to conquer. The "Living Legend" lives on!

[A tear appears in Yellow Jacket's eye as he waves his hand to the fans and then takes both of his trophies and heads down the steps back to where he came from. The fans chant his name for a few seconds but then grow quiet once again as the hostess begins to speak one more time.]

Sandra Bullock: And now the moment that we have been waiting for, for so long has arrived. It's time to announce the nominees for the Wrestler of the Year, but before I do so let's here a few words from the President of this company, please give a big hand to Agent Storm!

[The famous I.W.F. theme music starts up over the PA system yet another time as Agent Storm stands up and heads for the stage. He is stopped on his way up by many people as they shake hands with him and say a few words. Finally Agent Storm makes it to the stage and then to the podium as he shakes hands with Sandra Bullock and they exchange small kisses. Agent Storm now raises his hand up in the air and then brings it back down and begins to speak.]

Agent Storm: I was once up here already speaking about the winning ticket, but here I am once again about to speak about something else. First of all, I would like to thank all ours fans here as well as watching at home. Without your great support we would probably never emerge as one of the greatest federations on the market and would never succeed. Second of all, I would like to thank all our staff as well as all the wrestlers. It was, is an honor to work with you. I could have never asked for more talented and apprehending workers. It was you that have given the I.W.F. the big name it is wearing these days. Thank you for all your ideas and input and I hope most of you will be back in June when we kick things off once again. Now, here are the nominees for the Wrestler of the Year:

A) Shawn Waltman
B) James "Brickwall Eytchinson
C) Rust
D) "The Franchise" Tony Zobeck
E) Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson
F) Clayton Slaughter

[The camera shows each of the nominees as they are nervously awaiting the name of the winner. The camera scans the crowd again as we are able to see other celebrities like Harrison Ford, John Travolta and Stacy Sanchez.]

Agent Storm: And the Wrestler of the Year is... Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson!

1999 Wrestler of the Year Jimmy "Rock Hard" Jackson

[The Punchout theme begins to play as a big spotlight catches Jimmy Jackson getting up from his seat with a surprise on his face. He looks around and then makes his way down the aisle laid out with the red carpet and onto the stage. Agent Storm hands him the Slammy Award they shake hands and hug. Jimmy now steps up to the podium with tears running down from his eyes. He takes a breath and begins to speak.]

Jimmy Jackson: I don't know what to say... I wasn't here the longest like Clayton Slaughter, but I busted my ass off here harder than a lot of you. I came here to prove I had what it takes to be on top and I did just that! So, I would like to say farewell to the I.W.F. because when it re-opens I won't be here. I will be running the New Age Wrestling Alliance and I will keep my trophy as a reminder of what I accomplished here in the I.W.F. Although I would have liked to have gotten the TV title to complete what I wanted here, getting into the Hall of Fame, but I don't think anyone can ever match me. In the long run if you got a problem with me then you'll have to hunt me down and you'll have to come get some! Just kidding, I thank you all for your respect and I hope to see you all real soon...

[The tears are running down Jimmy Jackson's sides as he and Agent Storm shake hands once again and hug. The fans are on their feet as Agent Storm steps up to the podium for one last time.]

Agent Storm: This is it ladies and gentle men, thank you for being here and I hope you have had a great night, because I know I have. Thank you once again, good night!

[The curtains now begin to raise as the Spice Girls appear on the stage and begin singing the hit Goodbye. Agent Storm and Sandra Bullock hug once again as he thanks her and then they go down the steps along with Jimmy Jackson. The Spice Girls are singing as now we see the highlights of the evening.]