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Richard Diamond: Welcome everyone to the greatest wrestling event in I.W.A.'s history! We are live from the sold out Great Western Forum in Los Angeles, as you can just feel the electricity in the air.
[Fight Fire With Fire by Metallica kicks up as red, yellow and orange fire works begin to shoot up. The fans get up to their feet and begin to cheer as Pyro comes out from the entrance and begins to make his way down, while once in a while shaking a fan's hand. Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Columbus, Ohio weighting in at 250 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 3 inches, the man know to be a 'demolisher'... Pyyyrrroooo!" Pyro now runs down the last few feet, goes up the steel stairs and enters the ring by stepping through the ropes. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighting in at 240 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 2 inches... the DeGenerate!" Heart Attack pops up on the PA system as DeGenerate comes out from behind the curtains with a big smile. The fans meet him with some cheers as he dances his way down the ramp and slips under the ropes to enter the ring.]
Jonnie Falcon: This should be a great match just like I said. Both men are almost the same weight and height and from what I saw they seem to use similar wrestling technique.
[The bell rings as the men lock up. Pyro goes into a head lock and swings into the ropes on one side. He releases the hold and swings to other side. A tremendous clothesline by Pyro as DeGenerate goes tumbling down. Pyro quickly grabs his opponent by the hair and brings him back up. He sends him into the ropes and delivers a powerslam! Pyro now bounces into the ropes once again and comes down with a leg drop. He gets up and gives out a laugh after which he begins to climb to the top rope. Oh no! DeGenerate somehow is on his feet and Pyro is brought down with a norther lights suplex into a bridge... 1... tw... Pyro gets free before a full two count. Both men are up on their feet again and they tie up. DeGenerate gains the edge and delivers a samoan drop. No! Pyro somehow is able to swirl around and he connects with a big DDT! He jumps back to his feet and drags his opponent to the nearest ropes. He puts DeGenerate's neck on the ropes and begins to choke him with his boot! The ref counts to three and Pyro releases the hold. He lifts up DeGenerate by hair and takes him back down with an overhead belly-belly suplex for the pin... 1... 2... th... No! DeGenerate kicks out before the three count. Pyro brings his opponent back to his feet again and connects with a Russian leg sweep and then a leg drop to the throat as DeGenerate catches it in pain.]
Richard Diamond: Well, well, it looks like Pyro might get back on his winning streak thus far. But you never know, DeGenerate is still in the game, or at least he seems to be in it.
[Back in the ring Pyro is sent into the ropes by DeGenerate who is trying to recover from his punishment. A big drop kick by DeGenerate as Pyro goes down like a ton of bricks! DeGenerate now gains some steam as he delivers a fisherman's suplex followed by a double underhook suplex into a cover... 1... 2... Pyro just kicks out without breaking a sweat. He jumps back to his feet and he locks up. Pyro lifts up his opponent in the gorilla press and then just lets him fall down! He bends down on his knee and begins pummeling DeGenerate's head as the fans are going crazy. Pyro stops for a moment and then looks around. The fans explode and he begins his job again this time kicking his opponent in the rib every time he tries to get up. Finally Pyro is stopped by the ref as he gives him a warning.]
Jonnie Falcon: Phew, and I thought that ref will never stop that onslaught by Pyro. He could have injured DeGenerate!
[Oh! What a running powerslam by Pyro as DeGenerate still tries to scramble back to his feet after the tremendous hit! Pyro grabs his opponent and body slams him down. He climbs to the top rope and comes down with a prefect somersault senton splash into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! DeGenerate has enough of strength left to kick out in the last second. Pyro stops for a minute, but then just grabs his opponent again and send him into the corner. Wow! What a superplex by Pyro as DeGenerate is almost out cold. But Pyro is not done yet! He brings up his opponent back to his feet and delivers the huvi driver or rather his finisher the Extinguisher! He goes down for the pin as the fans count out loud as well... 1... 2... 3...! Mr. Steel: "Here is your winner by pin fall... Pyyrrroooo!"]
Jonnie Falcon: An impressive win by Pyro after losing two... three matches straight? DeGenerate won't be able to move for at least a week after all the punishment he has received from Pyro!
Millionaire Mike: Okay, as I come to the I.W.A., I see few people I know, as well as some new talent. I see a few faces that bring back memories, and past federations, and feuds. I see people who might disrespect me, and my tradition. I see figures, that I would never think to see again. Overall, I see myself in a new environment. How will I adjust, I have no idea, yet, but I hope to do well. As you all know, I surround myself, with the fact of me having money to spare. I also surround myself, with the fact that I am tru to myself. Many of you guys may never have heard the name Millionaire Mike, but you soon will. Until next time, keep your head up and stay tru.
[For the Love of Money by Bone kicks up again as Millionaire Mike steps through the ropes again and goes to the outside. He begins to slowly make his way back up the ramp as the fans begin to cheer. Finally he disappears behind the curtains as his theme trails off as well.]
Jonnie Falcon: Who was that? I didn't like his attitude at all. Just because your rich you are not all that. You have to remember that.
[Tier by Rammstein begins to play as the fans begin to boo and cheer at the same time. Fire works begin popping up as Adolf Rammstein comes out parading with a Nazi flag. Mr. Steel: "Coming down the ramp from Berlin, Germany weighting at 321 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches... Adolf Raaammmsteeiinnn!" Adolf makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring. He rolls up the flag and gives it to the ref who hands it over to the time keeper. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from..." All of a sudden Pain comes out from the crowd and slips into the ring. Just as Adolf Rammstein turns around he is grabbed and grounded with a DDT, as the bell sounds.]
Richard Diamond: Damn, I guess that Pain just couldn't wait until the announcement were over. But it's good fro him. He has some advantage from the beginning!
[Pain grabs Adolf Rammstein and brings him down with yet another big DDT. Pain now sees his advanatge and so he climbs to the top rope. A forearm smash by Pain as Adolf goes down again just as he was getting up. Pain lifts up his opponent back to his feet and they lock horns. Adolf somehow gains the leverage and comes up with a big bulldog followed by a few stomps. He swings into the ropes and takes down Pain with a tackle. He begins pummeling his head with big rights and lefts put Pain stops one of hits and throws his opponent off of himself. Adolf is surprised but he recollects himself and connects with a quick neck breaker before Pain can do anything else. The fans begin to chant for Pain, as he seems to regain his strength. Adolf Rammstein lifts him up by the hair and they tie up once again. This time it's Pain who connects with a bulldog! He lifts up Adolf again and sends him into the ropes. No! Adolf reverses. No! Pain reverses it back as Adolf is sent into the ropes and then met by a big back body drop into a cover... 1... 2... Adolf quickly kicks out. Pain just continues his work after a sloppy pin, as he delivers a pump handle slam. But Adolf just gets back up and connects with a spine buster followed by a leg drop.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, it looks like those two are really going at it. I guess no one wants to leave the I.W.A. yet.
[Back in the ring both wrestlers are circling each other. Finally Adolf Rammstein swings himself into the ropes and delivers a short arm clothesline. No! Pain catches his opponent's arm and delivers a one arm DDT! Pain now climbs to the top but Adolf gets back up to his feet and shakes the ropes! Pain half way falls down. Adolf now sets him up on the turnbuckle and delivers a DDT of his own that leaves both of them laying on the canvas as the ref begins the ten count... 1... 2... 3... 4.. 5... 6... Adolf Rammstein begins to get up and he makes his way up. He grabs Pain and lifts him up as well. Oh God! What a tremendous brain buster by Adolf! Ge goes down for the cover... 1... 2... thr... No! Pain is able to lift his arm up just in time. Adolf slowly gets up and grabs Pain by the hair. He drags him over to the ropes and puts one of his legs on the bottom rope. He climbs to the top... No! Pain connects with a northern lights suplex off the top rope. Pain now gains some steam as he lifts up his opponent and send him into the ropes. A clothesline by Pain. No! It's a double clothesline as both man fall back down and the ref starts another ten count... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... Wait! HitMan is running down the ramp with a chair. He slips inside the ring and nails the ref who tried to stop him. He sets up the chair in the middle of the ring and lifts up Adolf. Wow! What a DDT into the steel chair! Now HitMan lifts up Pain and DDTs him as well face first into the steel chair as the fans explode. He then takes the chair and slips out of the ring as the ref comes to his senses. He manages to get back to his feet and begins yet another 10 count... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Adolf Rammstein begins to get up but he just falls back down... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! Mr. Steel: "This match has been ruled a double draw, because of the count out!"]
Richard Diamond: What the hell was all that about? HitMan coming down and just taking apart both of the man. His as will be in deep you know what after both men come to their senses! However, I enjoyed every minute of it!
[Sad but True by Metallica begins to run through the PA system as a serenade of colorful fire works go off. The fans get to their feet and begin to cheer. But there are some that boo as loud as they can and hold up signs saying: "Clayton Sucks!" Mr. Steel: "Coming down from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighting in at 237 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 3 inches, the I.W.A. Hardcore Champion... Clayton Slaughtterrrrr!" Clayton Slaughter appears in the entrance with a steel chair under one of his arms and a ladder in the other. He makes his way down and throws down the ladder and the steel chair. Mr. Steel: "And his opponent from Bristol, Connecticut weighting in at 267 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 5 inches... Just Amazzzinnn'!" Man in the Box Alice in Chains kicks up as the fans begin to boo. Just Amazin' comes out with a big smile on his face and is dragging a big garbage can with all sorts of things inside. He makes his way down the ramp and goes to the other side of the ring where he leaves the bucket and slips inside the ring himself.]
Richard Diamond: They didn't even start the match yet, but I know that I am going to like it already! Ha, ha, ha!
[The bell rings as Clayton and Just Amazin' lock horns. Amazin' overpowers his opponent and connects with a quick back breaker. He slips out to the out side and pulls out a broom from the garbage can. Just Amazin' slips back in and just as Clayton Slaughter begins to get up he swings at him! But Slaughter ducks out of the way and the broom meets the canvas instead. The fans explode ad Clayton now grabs the broom away from his oponnet and breaks it in half after it meets with Just Amazin's leg! Slaughter now quickly moves out to the outside still holding his back from time to time. He pulls out a big table form under the ring and sets it up. He then lifts up the ladder and puts it on top off the table. Slaughter now rolls back into the ring but Amazin' is gone! Oh! Just Amazin' connects with a chair shot just as Clayton was turning around! Amazin' now lifts up Clayton and delivers another back breaker. He lifts up his oponnet once again and send him into the corner. A big splash by Just Amazin', and another one! He climbs on top of Slaughter and begin pummeling him. But Clayton Slaughter manages to block one of the shots and he pushes his opponent to the out side!]
Jonnie Falcon: Dan, we better call the paramedics right now. While we still can save one of these morons. I hope that Just Amazin' is alright after falling off that turnbuckle to the outside and hitting those mats so had.
[Now Clayton baseball slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Wait! Pain comes out from the crowd and taps Clayton on the back. What's this? Pain hand Clayton a baseball bat with barb wire all around it. Slaughter takes it from hi and begins to swing at Just Amazin' but in the last second he changes his mind and delivers a cheap shot to Pain who just falls down and grabs his face in pain as some blood appears in a couple of places. Oh! Slaughter is now down as well! Just Amazin' recovered and delivered a big shot with the garbage can as it bends in half! Amazin' now lifts up Clayton and runs him into the guard rail as people explode again. He drags Clayton over to the table and rolls him on top of it and then on top of the ladder. He climbs to the apron and then to the turnbuckle. Oh! The table shatters in hundred of pieces and the ladder bends in half as Amazin' comes down with a huge splash off the turnbuckle!]
Richard Diamond: Now, this is some quality wrestling! Look at Pain that idiot running away now into the crowd still clutching his face. Ha, ha, ha! And look at that table and ladder. I see something like that for the first time in my whole career!
[Just Amazin' slowly gets back to his feet and lifts up Clayton with him. He send him over the guard railing and follows himself. Now the two wrestlers go to the back brawling on their way. However, Just Amazin' has some definite advantage! Oh! Pain is back as he nails both of the wrestlers with a steel chair and then runs to the back. The fans explode as the wrestlers begin to make their way back to their feet. They tie up in desperation and Clayton send his opponent into the wall and then behind the curtains separating the back. the camera follows as the action is displayed on the Titan Tron. Clayton picks up a garbage can and connects with ir across Amazin's head as he falls down. Clayton now grabs a near by chair and set is up. He climbs on it and comes down with a leg drop! No! Just Amazin' rolls out of the way as his oponnet hits the floor hard. Amazin' now picks up some kind of a bar and begins to beat Slaughter with it until it bends in half! He lifts up Slaughter and delivers another back breaker. He then goes away from a minutes and returns with a table! He sets it up and puts Clayton Slaughter on it. He picks up the same chair Clayton used and stand up on it. A big splash! No! Clayton rolls off as Amazin' breaks the table in half with his stomach. Now Clayton is back on his feet and he lifts up Amazin' back to his feet as well. He begins dragging him until he gets to a bunch of stocked up chair and delivers a DDT! No! Amazin' reverses it into a norther lights suplex onto the concrete floor! Clayton catches his back in pain but he is right away picked up by Just Amazin' and DDTed into the chairs! Both men go down as the chairs fall apart to all sides. Just Amazin' makes a desperate cover as he moves his arm across Clayton Slaughter's chest... 1... 2... 3...!]
Richard Diamond: Wow, what a match! What a classic! Both men are hurt but Just Amazin' had just enough of guts left to cover his opponent. Wow!
[Enter Sandman by Metallica begins to play as Mike Fulton comes out. The fans explode as the fire works begin to go off. Mr. Steel: "Making his way down from Norwalk, Connecticut weighting in at 273 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 4 inches, the I.W.A. Television Champions... Mike "Suicide" Fulton!" Mike Fulton makes his way down and enters the cage. Mr. Steel: "And his challenger from Scranton, Pennsylvania weighting at 286 lbs. and standing at 6 feet and 8 inches, a member of the Elite... Adam Wallltmannn!" Welcome to the Jungle begins to blabber through the PA system as Adam Waltman comes out from behind the curtains. The fans explode as he runs down the ramp slapping high fives with the fans. Finally he enters inside the cage. Mike Fulton comes up to him and they shake hands as the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Now, this is some sportsmanship! I wonder how long they'll be able to keep it up thought.
[The men tie up and Adam starts off by delivering a swinging neck breaker. He quickly then runs up to the cage and begins to climb up, but as he sees his opponent getting up he comes down with a bionic elbow that send Mike Fulton down again. Adam Waltman now lifts up his fallen opponent and runs him into the cage as it shakes. Oh! Another neck breaker! No! Fulton slips out before his opponent can connect and counters with a spinning DDT! Adam quickly recovers and they lock horns again. This time it's Fulton on the top as he delivers another DDT. No! Waltman reverses it into northern lights suplex. Adam gains the momentum again and lifts up his oponnet by the hair and send him crashing into the steel cage again. He follows him and grabs his head. He looks around on the fans and begin smashing Fulton's head as the fans explode! Adam stops and throws his opponent into the other side of the cage. No, Fulton has enough of leverage to reverse it himself. Now Waltman crashes into the side of the cage as he grabs his back in pain. A drop kick by Fulton that send his opponent back first into the cage! Fulton now begins to ascend up the steel cage but Adam gets up and grabs Fulton's ankle. Mike tries to shake it off but he can't. Adam Waltman pulls him down with all the strength as Fulton falls down on to the canvas.]
Richard Diamond: Not really exciting match but what can you expect from two monkeys locked in a cage? Ha, ha, ha!
[Back in the ring the men are brawling as they are having a slug feast! Finally Fulton back away and tries for a drop kick but Adam somehow blocks it and as Mike comes down hard Adam lifts him back right away. They tie up once again and Waltman delivers a snap mare and then a side slam. But Fulton just gets up and goes for the crucifix! Oh no! Adam Waltman caught him and put him in the torture rack position! The fans explode as Adam begins racking his opponent who screams in pain. Finally Waltman delivers a samoan drop and begins to slowly climb up the cage, stopping from time to time to taunt his opponent. Wait, now Mike is on his feet but he's dizzy. He tries to climb as well and he makes it just in time before Waltman can get to the other side. Mike Fulton and Adam are now on the top and they begin trading punches. Fulton begins to tilt down but he grabs a hold on to Adam as they both fall down from the top! Both wrestlers are out but Adam just makes it to his feet and lifts up Fulton. Oh! A gut wrench powerbomb by Adam! He picks up Fulton again and delivers the same move again! Once again Waltman brings up his oponnet by the hair and sets him up for the Big Mac! No! He changes it into another gut wrench powerbomb and begins to climb up the cage.]
Jonnie Falcon: Yes, it's finally over!
[Fulton is desperately shaking the cage, and finally gets Waltman to jump off. They tie up again and Mike comes up with a jaw breaker! He lifts up Adam and delivers another jaw breaker! He now begins to climbs up the cage, but Adam quickly follows behind him and grabs him around his waist. Oh! A suplex off the cage! Wow! Both men are down again but soon are both on their feet again. They tie up and Adam connects with a spine buster. He swiftly lifts up Mike Fulton to his feet and goes into the powerbomb position He brings up Mike and pulls off the powerbomb, the Big Mac! He begins to climb the cage with his last strength and he makes it! Mr. Steel: "Here is your winner and the new I.W.A. Television Champion, Adam Waltman!"]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, Adam Waltman finally won what he so much deserved to win for so long. He mostly dominated the whole match, but there were some moments when Mike Fulton could have just won it all as well.
[Highway to Hell kicks up as Adam Waltman with his newly won TV Title strap around his waist and Shawn Waltman with his Cruiserweight Title on his arm come out. the fans explode as the fire works go off. Mr. Steel: "Making their way down the ring from Scranton, Pennsylvania members of the Elite... the Union!" They quickly make their way down and slip inside the ring. They hand over their titles and have a little conversation. Suddenly the Untouchables' theme fills up the air as Tony Sicero and Pauley Gambino comes out. The fans receive them with boos as some fire works go off. Mr. Steel: "And their opponents from Brooklyn, New York... the Untouchables!" They run down and slip in the ring as the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Well, it looks like Shawn will start it off fro the Union and Pauley for the Untouchables. It should be good!
[Shawn and Pauley begin circling each other and then lock up. Pauley quickly goes to work by throwing down Shawn Waltman and delivering a leg drop. He lifts up Shawn and send him into the ropes, but Shawn catches the ropes and as his opponent tries for the drop kick all he gets is the air and falls down hard! Shawn now lifts up the hurt Pauley and takes him down with a norther lights suplex. He lifts him up again and takes him down with a flying head scissors! He gives Adam a sign to put his boot up on the ropes and he smashes his opponent's head into it. Shawn Waltman with a tag now as Adam takes over and delivers a DDT! No! Pauley reverses it into a double underhook suplex and leaps for a tag. Yes, Tony is in and he begins kicking Adam all over the ring. The ref tells him to stop and so he lifts up Adam by the hair and whips him into the ropes. Oh! A big time drop kick into a cover... 1... 2... th... No! Shawn gets in and breaks it up. Now Pauley is back in as all four men begin to rumble! The ref breaks it up and Shawn and Pauley are now battling outside as Adam and Tony are doing the same inside!]
Richard Diamond: Hell! What did I tell ya? This match is better than any other tag team action we have seen so far here in the I.W.A. And look at that, Shawn and Adam and not double teaming on Tony!
[A double clothesline by Shawn and Adam Waltman! Shawn steps outside and Adam makes the tag. Shawn climbs to the top rope and connects with a sommer sault into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Pauley gets in and breaks up the pin just in time. The ref now turned his attention to Pauley as he tries to get him to step outside. Meanwhile Adam and Shawn are double Teaming on Tony as they are kicking him into the canvas! They run him into the ropes and connect with another double clothesline as Shawn goes down for the cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Pauley breaks up the pin once again. Adam Waltman is now inside and he throws Pauley to the outside and follows. Shawn and Tony are now alone and as they tie up Tony is able to come up with big time DDT into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Shawn Waltman kicks out just in time! Tony lifts him up and connects with a belly to belly suplex. He lifts up his opponent once again and delivers a powerbomb. No! Shawn reverses it into a frankenstainer! Shawn now locks on the heel lock, or rather the Blues! Tony is screaming in pain and taps once... twice... three times! Mr. Steel: "Here is your winner and the I.W.A. Tag Team Champions, the Union! Shawn and Adam quickly grab all their four titles and quickly leave.]
Jonnie Falcon: Wow! Was this the first ever submission by an I.W.A. wrestler?
[Mr. Steel: "This next bout is scheduled to be a main event for the I.W.A. Championship as well as for the I.W.A. Intercontinental Championship. First, coming down from Parts Unknown weighting in at 175 lbs. and standing at 5 feet 8, the Shadow Dancer!" The arena grows quiet and then the lights go off. After a couple of seconds they are back on as Shadow dancer is sitting in the middle of the ring. Now Light by KMFDM begins to run as the fans get to their feet and begin to chant "Y.J., Y.J., Y.J., Y.J., Y.J." Some yellow fire works go off as the Yellow Jacket comes out with the rest of the Death Mafia behind him. They make their way down and the Yellow Jacket slides into the ring as the bell rings.]
Jonnie Falcon: Look at this, nothing didn't even happen and those pathetic, stinking fools are already ringside! I am telling you that this match won't be any good.
[The Elite appear from behind the curtains and make their way down. They settle on the opposite side of the ring, across the Death Mafia. The Yellow Jacket quickly goes to work as he grabs his opponent and whips him into the ropes. A huge belly to belly suplex by the Jacket as Dancer goes down hard. The Jacket easily lifts up his oponnet and delivers a tilt the whirl back breaker as the fans get into it. Shadow Dancer grabs his back but quickly gets back up to his feet as the wrestlers lock up again. Now it's Dancer with the agility and speed that swirls around his opponent and delivers a DDT! The Dancer now swings himself into the ropes and connects with a huge spinning heel kick just as the Yellow Jacket was getting up. The Dancer now goes to the side where the Mafia is standing and says something to them. He climbs to the top and comes down with an atomic drop kick that sends both of the men down. Yellow Jacket recovers quickly and heads for the ropes. He jumps over Shadow Dancer and connects with a neck breaker! He then ascends to the top and goes for a splash. Oh! Jacket misses all of it as the Dancer smoothly rolls out of the way. Dancer now grabs his opponent by the leg and applies a half Boston crab. The Jacket begins to crawl towards the ropes but before he makes it Dancer releases the hold himself. Yellow Jacket makes it back to his feet and looks surprised. Oh! Another spinning hell kick by the Dancer and a cover... 1... 2... th... No! The Jacket kicks out before the three count. Shadow Dancer now lifts up his oponnet and delivers a frankenstiner! No! A gut wrench powerbomb by the Jacket into a cover... 1... 2... A quick kick out by the Dancer.]
Jonnie Falcon: Nothing big is happening yet. I have to say that this match is pretty boring. Maybe you were right Dick. Maybe after all we should have some interruptions, so that...
[Back in the ring both men are back on their feet and the Shadow Dancer comes up with a karate kick to the mid section, and then another one! Yellow Jacket wobbles on his legs and then goes down as Dancer takes his legs from under him. The fans get into a loud chant again as Dancer connects with a few stomps and then climbs to the top rope. A perfectly executed shooting star press into a cover... 1... 2... thr... No! Jacket refuses to stay down, and instead begins to get back up to his feet. Dancer swings for the ropes and connects with another spinning heel kick. No, Jacket moves out of the way just in time and begins to climb to the top. Oh! A big splash by the Yellow Jacket and now his back on his feet as he connects with a standing moon sault into a pin... 1... 2... thr... Now the Shadow Dancer refuses to stay down as the Elite and the Death Mafia ringside are somewhat amazed. The Yellow Jacket lifts up his opponent and throws him into the ropes. A bug clothesline by Jacket, no wait, Dancer comes up with a crucifix! No! Jacket is able to stay up as he throws up Dancer in a torture rack position! The fans explode once again as the Jacket begins to rack his opponent! The ref asks Shadow Dancer if he gives but he screams no! The ref checks his hand now and it falls once... twice... thre... No! Shadow Dancer does not give up! The ref tells Jacket to let go of his oponnet and he does so by delivering a samoan drop. Wait, now Adolf Rammstein is in the ring with a chair. He hands it to the Yellow Jacket but the ref tells him he will get disqualified.]
Jonnie Falcon: Now, let's see what he'll do. I mean he can't be so stupid to actually use that chair.
[Back in the ring the Yellow jacket has a mic and begins to speak while still holding the chair. Now the whole Mafia is in the ring as well as the Elite.]
Yellow Jacket: This one is for your son, Shadow Dancer!
[The Yellow Jacket drops the mic and connects with the chair across Adolf's head as the fans gasp in surprise. The rest of the Mafia, Boris and Nails attack the Jacket but he nock them down with the chair as well as now the Elite go to their work and a big rumble breaks out on the outside. The Yellow jacket pics up the mic and begins to talk again.]
Yellow Jacket: Hell, everyone thought that I was a Nazi? Everyone thought that I betrayed everyone? Hell no! I wouldn't even think of being associated with a Nazi. Not in a lifetime. It was all a setup. Everyone wanted to take the Death Mafia apart, by joining together as one and what have you. But I beat everyone to it, and there you have it... the Death Mafia
is battered and destroyed. This one is for the good of the world!
[Back in action the wrestlers lock their horns and the Shadow Dancer has enough of leverage to throw the Yellow Jacket into the corner. He runs full speed at him and nails him with a splash pancaking him! He then grabs his oponnet and flips him using the monkey. He goes for the cover... 1... 2... thre... Again the Yellow Jacket raises his arm as the Shadow Dancer looks up in desperation. He grabs Jacket's leg and delivers a knee to inside leg and then an elbow to the groin. He picks up Jacket by the hair back to his feet and throws him back into the corner. He sets him up, climbs up and delivers a frankenstiner from the top of the turnbuckle! The fans explode as the Shadow Dancer climbs back to the top, rises his right hand clicks his finger. The arena lights begin to flicker on and off as Dancer connects with a reverse body splash into a cover... 1... 2... thre... No! No! The Jacket kicks out in the last second!]
Jonnie Falcon: What kind of a move was that?
[Back in the ring the Shadow Dancer seems to be really desperate. He lifts up his fallen oponnet and they lock up. The Yellow Jacket finds some strength and delivers a tilt the whirl back breaker as both men fall down. Jacket is trying to get up and he does with the help of the ropes. He goes over to his oponnet and lifts him. He puts him in the powerbomb position and executes it! No! He changes it into back suplex! It's his finisher the Flap Jack Suplex! Both men go down again and the Jacket makes a desperate cover... 1... 2... thre... No! Now Dancer kick out again! What a match, both men do not want to give up. A lot of heart from both wrestlers as none of them wants to stay down. The jacket is back to his feet again and he grabs his oponnet and delivers a double underhook suplex. He lifts back up again and grounds him with a huge piled river. They are down again and yet again the Yellow Jacket crawls to his oponnet and pins him while hooking the leg... 1... 2... 3...! We have a first I.W.A. Champion as well as the first ever Intercontinental Champion! The fans explode as the fire works go off and Light by KMFDM begins to run. The Yellow Jacket slowly picks himself up and helps the Shadow Dancer up. They shake hands and hug each other as Agent Storm comes down and hands over the appropriate titles as well as their new contracts and salaries. Shadow Dancer Jr. now pops inside the ring as he hugs his father. The wrestlers hug each other again and pose for pictures as the fire works keep popping up!]
Richard Diamond: Wow, what a night! What a night! I mean it could have been a lot better but it wasn't that bad. Let's have a recap. Adolf Rammstein and pain came up with a tie as none of them wanted to leave the I.W.A. Then Pyro came up with a big come back win to break his losing streak.
[The I.W.A. theme kicks up as the Yellow Jacket and Shadow Dancer with his son leave the ring as the people are chanting their names. The camera scans the packed arena as more fire works go off. Soon the camera fades and fuzzes leaving us with memories.]
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