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5/12/02- Live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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vs. Trapezium & Trunks |
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Prez Ben, Conehead, & Vincent Knight |
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selecting various wrestlers to fill up their rosters | |
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[Inside the Arena]
Brock - This match is a Standard Match for the IWF European title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Philadelphia, PA he holds the IWF European title belt, Alex Flame!!! (crowd cheers **) ["Another One Bites the Dust" echoes throughout the arena as Alex Flame appears out of the crowds wearing a 76ers shirt and black snap up pants.] Brock - and his opponent, from Pittsburg, PA, SomeRandomGuy!!! (crowd boos ******) [The lights dim as "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays over the PA. Some Random Guy walks down to the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Alex Flame uses a snap mare takeover on SomeRandomGuy.] Collins - snap mare by Alex Flame. [Alex Flame dropkicks the back of SRG's head.] Richards - SomeRandomGuy takes a shot. [SomeRandomGuy is up again. SomeRandomGuy hits a piledriver on Alex Flame. Alex Flame stands up.] Collins - Both men showing a lot of heart! [SomeRandomGuy short lariats Alex Flame, but Flame ducks and rolls, setting up SRG in a cool bridging pin. Referee James Webster makes the count. ...1 ...2 SomeRandomGuy escapes.] Richards - Alex Flame should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match. [SomeRandomGuy climbs to his feet. SomeRandomGuy uses a facebuster on Alex Flame. SomeRandomGuy with a falling splash on Alex Flame. SomeRandomGuy applies an arm wrench to Alex Flame. Alex Flame overpowers him and tosses him. Alex Flame suplexes SomeRandomGuy. Alex Flame executes a legdrop on SomeRandomGuy. Alex Flame nails SRG with THE MELTING POINT!! Alex Flame covers SomeRandomGuy. James Webster counts. ...1 ...2 ...3] Collins - Alex Flame defeats him older brother. Brock - The winner of this match, and still IWF European champion, Alex Flame!!! Brock - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Dexy's Midnight Runners!!! ["Dueling Banjo and Gutiar" hits up over the PA and Dexy's Midnight Runners, Trunks and Trapezium come down the ramp and slide into the ring.] Brock - and their opponents, the team of Philly Brawlers. [Philly Brawlers walk to the ring. James Webster is the referee for this match. (the bell rings) Trap and Savage start. Trapezium clotheslines Nick Savage. Nick Savage makes the tag to Caskhem. Caskhem with a high crossbody on Trapezium. Caskhem walks backwards into Trunks and Trunks knocks him forward with an elbow. Trapezium catches him with an armdrag takedown.] Richards - Rookie mistake, walking into the wrong corner. [Trapezium tags Trunks. Trunks executes a legdrop on Caskhem. Trunks stands up. Trunks makes the tag to Trapezium. Trapezium suplexes Caskhem. Trapezium piledrives Caskhem.] Collins - Trunks and Trapezium are showing excellent teamwork. [Trapezium executes a legdrop on Caskhem. Caskhem gets up and Trap tags in Trunks. Trapezium with spinning headscissors on Caskhem send him hard to the mat.] Richards - So many tags make it impossible for the other team to get the upper hand. [Not knowing a tag was made, Caskhem clotheslines Trapezium over the top rope to the arena floor. Trunks dropkicks Caskhem over the top rope.] Collins - Those idiots will be counted out! [James Webster starts the count (.1..2) Caskhem hits Trapezium with a rolling elbow smash to the face.] Richards - Trapezium takes a rolling elbow smash. [(...3) Trapezium superkicks Caskhem. (....4) Caskhem uses a snap mare takeover on Trapezium. (.....5) Caskhem takes Trapezium into the ring. Trapezium gets hit with a back heel kick. Trapezium rolls back to the ring apron.] Collins - back heel kick by Caskhem. [Caskhem tags in Nick Savage. Savage short clothslines Trunks. Nick rakes the face of Trunks in attempt to make a come back.] Richards - Trunks is losing. [Nick hiptosses Trunks.] Collins - hiptoss! [Trunks tags Trapezium. Savage hits a running forearm smash on Trapezium's face. Trapezium gets up. Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage and Trapezium go to the floor. James Webster starts the count (.1) Nick nails Trapezium with a dropkick. (..2...3) Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage fist drops Trapezium on the floor. Trapezium gets up. (....4) Trapezium hits Savage with an earringer. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Trunks tagged in by Trapezium. Trunks kicks Nick in the side of the head. Trunks throws Savage off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.] Richards - Trunks executes a diving shoulder block. [Fan Favorite brings in Caskhem for Philly Brawlers. Caskhem kicks Trunks in the stomach. Caskhem tags Fan Favorite. Trunks rolls up Fan Favorite. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Fan Favorite kicks out.] Collins - Savage and Caskhem are starting to adapt to Dexy's strategies. [Savage gets up. Trunks with an illegal chokehold on Nick Savage. Nick Savage puts Trunks on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex.] Richards - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!! [Trunks tags Trapezium. Trapezium sets Nick Savage up DDTs him into the mat.] Collins - Smart time to tag out. [Fan Favorite pushes Trap into Trunks. The ref agnologes a tag. Savage pulls Trunks into the ring. Savage spinning mule kicks Trunks. Nick Savage with an illegal chokehold on Trunks.] Richards - choke hold! [Nick Savage rolls onto Trunks connecting with a knee. Savage goes for a pin. Referee James Webster makes the count. ...1 Trunks kicks out.] Collins - Not even close! [Trunks climbs to his feet. Trapezium tagged in by Trunks. Fan Favorite executes a swinging bulldog on Trapezium driving Trapezium's face into the mat. Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage tags Caskhem. Caskhem grabs Trapezium's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. The referee is checking the situation. ... Trapezium trys to escape. ... Trapezium escapes. Caskhem drags Trapezium to the floor. James Webster starts the count (.1..2) Caskhem executes a headlock takedown.] Collins - headlock takedown! [(...3) Caskhem executes a legdrop on Trapezium.] Richards - Trapezium takes a legdrop. [Trapezium stands up. (....4) Trapezium kicks Caskhem in the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Trapezium with a high crossbody on Caskhem. Caskhem is back on his feet. Trapezium hits a dragon suplex on Caskhem. Trapezium sends Caskhem to ringside. James Webster starts the count (.1)] Collins - What an outstanding match! [(..2) Trapezium kicks Caskhem in the head. (...3) Trapezium executes a legdrop on Caskhem.] Richards - Trapezium with a corkscrew legdrop. [(....4)] Collins - Blood is all over ringside. [Caskhem gets up and pushes Trapezium into the guardrail. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Caskhem knifehand chops Trapezium. Caskhem takes Trapezium off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Trapezium stands up. Caskhem pins Trapezium with a rolling cradle. James Webster counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3] Brock - The winners of this match, Philly Brawlers!!! [Backstage John Tolly has a mic and a camera.] Tolly - Crocker, I will beat you!!!! [Tolly throws down the mic and heads to the ring.] Brock - This match is a Standard Match for the IWF Hardcore title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 315 pounds, Charlie Crocker!!! (crowd boos ****) [Charlie Crocker comes to the ring with the Hardcore Title in hands. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Champain, IL, John Tolly!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Suddenly the lights go out and "Blind" by Korn blares over the PA system. There's an explosion of pyro and John Tolly is standing in the entrance ramp, his hair is in Dread locks. He's wearing a pair of adidas windbreaker pants and a Korn t-shirt, he's got his trademark U-Illinois Hat. Crocker grabs John Tolly and bashes him with the Hardcore Title. (ring, ring, ring) Charlie Crocker kicks John Tolly in the head. Charlie Crocker shoulder tackles John Tolly. John Tolly gets back to his feet.] Richards - What an outstanding match! [Tolly picks up the Hardcore Title and knocks Crocker down. Tolly locks a Sharpshooter on Crocker. James Webster is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Crocker trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Tolly breaks the hold.] Collins - That was almost the end of the match right there! [John Tolly pulls a kendo stick and a chair from under the ring and chokes the Game with the stick.] Richards - Choking the life from the Game. [John Tolly hits Crocker in the back with the chair. The Game staggers to his feet. Charlie Crocker and John Tolly go to the floor. The Game chokes John Tolly with a microphone cable.] Collins - Is that the greatest move ever or what? Richards - Oh yeah! [Tolly hits The Game with the ring bell.] Collins - This is how wrestling should be! Is this a great match or what? Richards - Oh yeah! [The Game lifts up Tolly and delivers a piledriver.] Collins - Nice Jumping Piledriver by "The Game" Charlie Crocker. ["The Game" Charlie Crocker stomps Tolly's head. Tolly moves back to his feet. "The Game" Charlie Crocker hits a Bulldog on Tolly. Crocker wraps the Microphone cable around Tolly's neck and throws him by it. John Tolly gets up. The Game goes over to Tolly and punches him in the nose 3 times. Crocker gives John Tolly a german suplex onto a chair. Crocker pins him. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3] Richards - Crocker is so big and he can take a lotta pain. Brock - The winner of this match, and still IWF Hardcore champion, Charlie Crocker!!!
[Commissioner SomeRandomGuy is seen backstage in his office on a cell phone, visibly upset over his loss earlier this evening.]
SomeRandomGuy - Ok, so it is settled?
[SomeRandomGuy rings a bell and a man comes running in.]
SomeRandomGuy - Jeeves, I want you to fetch me both Prez Jon and Prez Ben and tell them I have urgent news.... so don�t just stand there! CHOP CHOP!!!
[Jeeves walks out the door and in a matter of minutes Prez Jon and� Conehead! are in SomeRandomGuy�s office.]
SomeRandomGuy - Conehead, what the hell are you doing here?! I wanted to see Ben!! Don�t toy with me!
Conehead - He isn�t available right now, ok!?! So he sent me!
SomeRandomGuy - Fine� I guess I�ll let you slide� both of you sit down, please.
[Both Prez Gerke and Conehead sit down.]
SomeRandomGuy - Ok� here�s the news� I�d like to tell you both first that I am officially resigning my duty as commissioner to further concentrate on my wrestling career�
[Suddenly Ex enters the room.]
Ex - Am I late?
SomeRandomGuy - No, you are right on time!
[A chorus of cheers erupts in the audience as they are watching this clip.]
Conehead - What!? You can�t do that!
Gerke - SRG! You�re insane!!!
Executioner - Thank you, thank you!! I will make it worthwhile for all during my time as the Commish�! And as for my first action as Commish I�d like you, Conehead to give Ben a message�
[Ex kicks Conehead in the midsection and delivers THE GUILLOTINE, slamming him through his chair. SomeRandomGuy and the new commissioner Ex then shake hands over Conehead�s lifeless body. As Prez Gerke bursts out of the room.]
Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 pounds, Nick Danger!!! (crowd boos ******) [Nick Danger comes out through white smoke with "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC playing.] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 264 pounds, from Desperation, NV, SD Matthews!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Lights go out and the sound of wind plays as Matthews walks out with a spot light shining on him. (ding, ding, ding) Nick Danger short clothslines SD Matthews.] Collins - short clothesline by Nick. [Danger grabs SD and applies an arm wrench. Nick puts SD Matthews in an arm grapevine submission. SD Matthews stands up. SD Matthews lifts up Danger and delivers a fall away slam.] Richards - SD fights back! [Nick gets up. Nick rakes his fingers across SD's back. Nick delivers a spinning backbreaker to SD. Nick Danger puts SD Matthews in an arm grapevine submission.] Collins - arm grapevine! [SD Matthews is back on his feet. SD locks a Sleeper on Danger. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Danger trys to escape. ... SD Matthews tightens the hold. Danger escapes.] Richards - OHHHHHHH So close!!! [Nick Danger does a handspring and hits SD with a bodyblock, what a move!] Collins - What a handspring bodyblock!! [SD Matthews is up again. Nick sends SD Matthews to ringside. James Webster starts the count (.1) Danger hits the fallaway slam on SD Matthews. SD Matthews moves back to his feet. Nick Danger takes SD into the ring. Danger executes a jawbreaker on SD. Matthews gets hit with a dragon scerw from Nick. Nick applies an arm wrench to Matthews.] Collins - Nick is kicking the shit outta him. [Matthews climbs to his feet. Matthews lifts up Nick and delivers a fall-away slam. SD stomps Nick Danger's head. Matthews lifts up Danger and delivers a powerslam. SD Covers. The ref makes the count ...1 ...2 Kickout. SD pulls Nick to his feet. SD goes for a suplex, but Nick catches his leg and suplexes SD. SD gets up. Nick pins SD against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Danger sets SD on the top rope and forearms him in the back of the head. Danger gets to the top rope and hooks him for a powerbomb. Danger executes THE TOTAL DEVESTATION!!! Danger gets on top for the pin. James Webster counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3] Richards - What an upset! That will certainly influence the draft!! Brock - The winner of this match, Nick Danger!!! Brock - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Prez Ben, Conehead & Vincent Knight!!! [Prez Ben & Conehead come to the ring to the ring with "Bouncing off the Celing" by the A*Teens playing. Vincent Knight follows with Conehead's music still going.] Brock - and their opponents, the team of Prez Jon, Rekon & Sean Sanders. [Prez Jon, Rekon & Sean Sanders walk to the ring with SSS's music. James Webster is the referee for this match. The cage lowers. Sean Sanders and Prez Ben start. (ding, ding, ding) Sean Sanders forearm smashes Prez Ben.] Collins - Forearm Smash by Mr. Superstar. [Conehead slides in the ring and face busters Sean Sanders. Ben gets up. Ben stomps Sean Sanders. Sean Sanders is up again. Sean "Superstar" Sanders lifts up Ben and delivers a piledriver. Sean slams Ben's head into the cage. Conehead runs in and tackles Sean "Superstar" Sanders and pummels his head. Sean "Superstar" Sanders stands up. Ben hits a European Uppercut.] Richards - Superstar takes a European Uppercut. [Ben delivers a kick to the head of Sean Sanders. Prez Ben brings in Vincent Knight for Prez Ben, Conehead & Vincent Knight. Vincent Knight climbs to his feet. Vincent Knight rolls onto Sean "Superstar" Sanders connecting with a knee. Sean "Superstar" Sanders gets up. Sean Sanders lifts up Vincent Knight and delivers a fall-away slam.] Richards - Don't even think of switching the channel. [Sean Sanders tags Rekon. They lockup. Vincent Knight sends Rekon to the corner of the ring.Sean Sanders tagged in by Rekon. Superstar hits a Snap Mare Takedown.] Collins - Snap Mare Takedown by Mr. Superstar. [Vincent gets up. SSS clotheslines Vincent Knight. (...3) Vincent Knight spinning mule kicks Mr. Superstar. Prez Ben starts to go to work on the cage with a hacksaw.] Collins - SSS takes a spinning mule kick. Is Ben trying to cut his way out of the cage? He's doing a good job. [Vincent Knight stomps Sean "Superstar" Sanders's head. Vincent Knight fist drops Superstar on the mat. Vincent Knight gives SSS a reverse neckbreaker. SSS is back on his feet. Vincent Knight executes a swinging bulldog on Sean Sanders driving SSS's face into the mat. Vincent Knight is up again. Mr. Superstar brings in Rekon for Prez Jon, Rekon & Sean Sanders. Rekon superkicks Vincent Knight. Rekon executes a legdrop on Vincent Knight. Vincent Knight moves back to his feet. Vincent Knight picks up Rekon and executes the DDT.] Collins - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree? Richards - No way man. [Prez Ben breaks open the cage. Prez Ben and Conehead jump out. Prez Ben grabs the mic near the ring.] Prez Ben - Jon Gerke, you flipping psycho! I have a draft to plan for. I don't have time for your silly games. Vincent Knight, Rekon, Sean Sanders, Let's go! You don't need to do everything that madman tells you GACK! [From behind Ex takes out Ben with a chair. Ex runs to the back with Conehead chasing. Rekon looks around and leaves the ring. SSean anders follows. It's just Prez Gerke and Vincent Knight. Gerke walks over to the referee's side.] Collins - Gerke is making a deal! [Gerke grabs the ref and threatens his job. The ref calls for the bell.] Brock - This match has been ruled as a no-contest! [The cage raises. Once again, new commissioner Executioner makes an appearance. Ex gets in the ring and grabs Jon. Ex nails THE GUILLOTINE!!! Ex walks out through the crowd.] Richards - It's obvious Executioner is running his own game around here. [Vincent Knight isn't done. Knight press slams Gerke. Vincent Knight climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Prez Jon.] Richards - Looks like Gerke won't be drafting him!
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Derek Cage vs. Alex "Iceman" Frost (IWF World Heavyweight Title)