[As the IWF camera crew pans their devices around, a magnificent display of pyrotechnics and fireworks are being shot off simultaneously, from left to right. Such other effects as lasers, and other spectacular lighting effects, help to set the mood for this week�s show.]

[The camera crew then focuses in on the IWF announcing crew, placed up high in their own personal press box. As usual, Vince Richards is sporting his classy suit and tie attire. Jim Collins is wearing a pair of Oakley sunglasses and the brand new 4 Horsemen T-shirt, along with a pair of jeans and casual sneakers.]

Richards: Good evening and welcome to IWF Friday Night Fever!!!!!
Tonight we�ve live from Richmond, Virginia. And as always we�re host to a crowd, packed to capacity. This should be another thrilling event!!!

Collins [Taking off his sunglasses]: Oh Hell yeah!!!! Just look at our new seating arrangement!!!!! Now we�re living in luxury!!!!!

Richards: Luxury? I�m just glad that we�re out of harm�s way, being up here with the action and violence down there.
Now I can concentrate on the show, and forget worrying about my safety!!!

Collins: Oh brother......

Richards: Anyway, tonight�s event is going to be something else!!!
Just a week after the Pay-Per-View in Boston, the IWF is set for some more action. I believe that some unfinished business just may be carried out tonight.......

Collins: Good speculations, Vince.
The matches for this evening will be anything BUT dull, and the Main Event is going to be like no other!!!

Richards: That is correct. By the end of tonight, Da Bitch Nigga just may clear up any of his unfinished business, as he is hoping to snatch the Cruiserweight Title off the Champ, Crimson Dragon.

Collins: You know that won�t be easy!!!

Richards: Well, here to start off the show will be a match between two undefeated competitors.... Dark Star and...........

[Suddenly all lighting in the arena shuts down, and all is silent.]

Collins: What the Hell?!?!?!

Richards: Sorry folks, we must be having so difficulties with our lighting, no need to worry.

[All of a sudden, the Titantron blinks on, and it begins to flash..... KLIQ...... KLIQ..... KLIQ. A burst of cheers and acclamation erupt from the audience as a laser light show is being performed on the mat in the ring.]

Richards: Well this is quite unexpected.

[The KLIQ�s theme music begins to blast out over the PA System as a spot light strikes down upon the entrance.]

[The entire KLIQ then appears, along with Alexis Diamond and Cindy. They walk down the ramp and to the center of the ring. The Shark calls for a microphone.]

Shark : Richmond, Virginia....... DA KLIQ IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!

[More audience approval and hand-clapping break loose. Lukie takes over the mic.]

Lukie: Now we all know it but we have to ask. It�s real simple, are you all here to see the backstabbing 4 Horsemen?

[Boos from the crowd ring out and Collins cheers.]

Lukie: Collins, just because you�re up there, doesn�t mean we can�t kick your ass, so why don�t you sit down and shut up!

[Fans cheer.]

Lukie: Or Is everyone in Richmond here see The KLIQ????

[The KLIQ fans then let them know their approval.]

Lukie: Another one for the good guys..............

Superstar: Now lets get down to.....

[Lord of Darkness snatches the microphone from Mr. Superstar.]

Lord: Where were you at when I was getting beat by four men!?!!?

Richards [Surprised]: WOW! This is serious!!!

[The Shark receives another mic.]

Shark: You want to know where we were???

Lord: Yes, that is exactly what I want to know!!!

Shark: Well me and Ike were in the back preparing for my match, and DID have the monitor on. Lukie was at Dee Man�s funeral. Randy was with his brothers working out for his upcoming match.......

Lord: Okay.... go on.......

Shark: ......... Thunder and Lighting had just left the arena and had gone out for a few cold ones, to cool off about the loss.

Lord: Alright, that�s understandable. But where were you Superstar?

Superstar: You want to know where I was???? Well if you don�t quite remember, I was injured the week before, and I was unfortunately unable to attend the event due to my injury.
Now, what we all want to know is, are you with us, or are you against us....?

Lord: Well, I�m a man of actions, and they speak more than words...... so........

[Lord starts to take off his shirt.]

Collins: YES! This is it! This demise of The KLIQ!!!!!

[Lord rips off his shirt and there is another shirt underneath. It is the NEW KLIQ T-shirt. On the front is says �KLIQ�, and on the back it read �Come Get Some�.]

Lord: Hey 4 Horsemen, if u want a piece of The KLIQ, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!

[Total chaos breaks loose and the rest of The KLIQ reveals their new uniforms. Randy takes center stage.]

Randy: Well, after I get done killing the Captain I want the Doc. Every time I challenge you, you just tell me that you�re too busy for me. Well, I think that you�re just scared to face someone of my talent. In fact, you�re not only scared of me, you�re frightened of the entire KLIQ!!!! Just look at what your doing for example. You�re so scared you�re beating up your own members!!! And you don't even know whom to call your friends!! So if your not scared, I mean busy, Come Get Some of this!!!!!!!

Luke: Now, let�s all have a moment of silence for Dee Man.......

[All is quiet.]

Mr. Superstar: Okay, tonight, when I beat the Giant in the middle of the ring with the Rising Star, I'll prove to Mr. Gerke that I deserve a shot at the Superheavyweight Title.
And don�t forget about the Insiders�s match next week. Look for us to bring, two more Titles to The KLIQ.

Thunder: Yes, after they get the United States Titles, me and Lightning are going to bring back the World Titles to the rightful owners!!!

Lightning: So, sometime, we don�t care when it is, Rednecks, you and us with the Titles on the line..... What do you say?

Shark: And Collins, if you ain�t down with The KLIQ, why don�t you �COME GET SOME�!!!!!!!!!!!

[The KLIQ�s theme once again begins to play over the PA System as the fans give them a standing ovation while they leave.]

Richards: Okay...... well anyway..... now on to our first match.....

[The lights dim down, and Dark Star�s theme song begins to play. As he starts his journey to the ring, sporting his customary attire, there is an abundance of red fireworks shooting off in all directions. In the center of the ring, there is a gigantic pentagram that begins to flash with a dazzling array of bright colors, nearly blinding the entire audience.]

Collins: What an ovation for the Dark One!!!

[As "My Own Prison" blasts over the PA system, Nova comes shooting out from backstage. While he makes his way to the ring, blue fireworks and gleaming blue pyrotechnics are being set off all around this mysterious character.]

[The bell rings and the match commences.]

[Right away, Dark Star comes running at Nova and executes a devastating Frankenstiner, leaving him in a load of pain.]

Collins: WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THE MATCH!!!!

[Attempting to wear down Nova even more, Dark Star straps on an arm bar submission hold. But Nova with the size and strength advantage breaks the hold and tosses Dark Star over his shoulder.]

Richards: The size and strength advantage is definitely in Nova favor!!!

[Advancing on offensive, Nova begins to attack Dark Star with a serious onslaught of hard rights and lefts to the ribs and gut, severely wearing the smaller man down.]

[Still in control, Nova whips Dark Star across the ring into the turnbuckle. He then comes running full speed at his opponent, but Dark Star using his agility drops down to his ass and delivers a concealed low blow.]

[Dark Star kicks Nova in the face and stomps on his gut, keeping him planted in pain on the mat. Dark Star then gathers himself and regroups. He hustles across the ring and bounces off the ropes and pulls off a running, 360 degree, flipping Suton bomb right on top of his weakened foe.]

Richards: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE MOVE BY DARK STAR!!!!!

[Dark Star then goes for the cover...... ONE, TWO, THR.......... KICKOUT!!!!!!]

[Both men then get to their feet and lock up. Nova with the strength advantage, pulls the lockup into a excellently executed powerbomb, and Dark Star hits the mat HARD. But Nova continues the attack. He picks up his adversary and delivers an evenflow DDT and attempts the pin......... ONE, TWO, T...... KICKOUT BY DARK STAR!!!]

Richards: How much can this man take?!!?!??!

[Dark Star and Nova regroup for another round.]

[Dark Star goes on the offensive and Irish whips Nova into the ropes and quickly follows it up with a nasty spear. But Nova gets right back up and he Irish whips Nova once more into the ropes. This time Nova reverses the maneuver and delivers a deadly brainbuster on Dark Star, leaving him motionless on the mat.]

Collins: That�s it, finish him off now Nova!!!

[Nova climbs to the top rope and performs the �Nova Bomb�. But just barely at the last moment, Dark Star rolls out of the way and Nova is left to hit nothing but canvas.]

Richards: He was playing Nova for a fool!!!!

[Dark Star takes advantage and tries for the pin........ ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner......... DARK STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Collins: What a turn around by Dark Star. And he still remains undefeated.

Richards: DON�T TOUCH THAT REMOTE!!! Friday Night Fever will continue in a matter of minutes!!!!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Welcome back viewers!!!
We now move on to our next match which does have some serious implications.

Collins: That�s right, Vince. The winner of this tag team match will face The Insiders next week on Fever for the IWF United States Tag Team Championship.

Richards: Our referee and combatants are all set........ so let�s head down to the ring for the beginning of the match.

[DING, DING, DING. The match begins with Jake and Apocalypse in the ring.]

[Immediately, right off the bat, Apocalypse sends Jake for a ride as he powerfully spears him to the mat. He looks at the crowd and gets up screaming.]

Collins: What a monster!

[While Jake is down in pain, Apocalypse picks him up and whips him into the Crag Brothers�s corner. Quickly, he follows up with a wicked clothesline. Jake falls to the mat, and Apocalypse tags in Armageddon.]

[Armageddon takes charge and rushes at Jake with a flying elbow, but at the last moment, Jake spins out of the way.]

[Jake gets up and franticly kicks Armageddon in the mid-section. Jake then picks up his wounded opponent and powerslams him to the mat and tags in Jack.]

Collins: Nice power move there by Jake..... and in comes Jack.

[Once he gets into the ring Jack executes a leg drop to the throat of Armageddon. He then lifts Armageddon to his feet and performs a vertical suplex. Jack goes for the cover......... ONE, TWO, TH...... KICKOUT!!]

[Jack, easily unset, gets in the face of the ref, giving Armageddon an opportunity to tag in Apocalypse.]

Richards: Jack better turn around.......

[Taking advantage of the situation, Apocalypse double axe hammers Jack across the back of the head, and boots him to the mat. Jack is then carried to his feet and gorilla press slammed back down on his face.]

[The Legion of Destruction sensing the moment, go for the jugular. Apocalypse scales the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope while Jack is just getting to his feet. But it is to no avail as Apocalypse connects with a missile drop kick that leaves the Crag Brother motionless on the mat. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!]

Collins [Wide-eyed]: What impact!!!! This match was over before it ever started.

Richards: The Crag Brothers should have stayed home today.

PA System: Here are your winners......... THE LEGION OF DESTRUCTION!!!!

Collins: Well, it looks like we�ll be seeing them next week against The Insiders. What a match this is shaping up to be.....

Richards: Yes, I can�t wait!!!!
But now we move on to our next match.............. HERE COME THE WRESTLERS NOW!!!

[All of a sudden there is a bright flash of light which illuminates the arena, and then "Head Like a Hole" starts to play over the PA system. An image of a skull being smashed by a warhammer is show on the Titantron as Captain Mighty makes his way to the ring.]

Collins: Well, he doesn�t look so tough.....

[Slowly, the lights begin to dim, and �Welcome to the Jungle� begins to play as Alexis Diamond comes down to the ring, by herself.]

[Once in the ring, Alexis pulls herself up on the apron and begins to speak with the referee. With the ref distracted, Randy comes from the stands, jumps into the ring, and cracks The Captain over the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Before the referee can disqualify him, he tosses the weapon into the stands.]

[Alexis jumps off the apron and the referee turns around to see both men, and then signals for the bell to be rung...... DING, DING, DING!!!!! The match begins.]

[With Captain still out cold, Randy picks him up and delivers the �Snake Drop� and quickly covers....... but Captain Mighty quickly kicks out with not even a two count. Both men get up and look at each other with fire in their eyes.]

Collins: It�s WAAAAAAAY too early for that.

[They both lock up. Captain Mighty gets the upper hand and throws Randy in to the turnbuckle and follows up with a big splash. He then turns him around and nails him with a wicked headbutt, square in the forehead.]

[Randy, still stunned from the headbutt, is then thrown across the ring in to the other turnbuckle by The Captain. He follows up with another splash and then a quick series of left and right combinations to the heart and gut, knocking the wind out of Randy. Now with a good offensive kick, Randy bends over and receives a DDT.

Richards: Randy better do something quick to turn this match around before it�s all over!!!

[The Captain pulls Randy to the middle of the ring and begins to climb to the top rope. He gets to the top and attempts and frog splash, but he is greeted with a boot to the face on the way down.]

[Now with the upper hand, Randy gets up and straps on a Figure Four near the ropes. While the referee is not looking, Alexis hold Randy�s hands to put more leverage on his side, but the referee catches them and makes Randy break the hold.]

[With Captain Mighty on the ground, he is pulled over to the turnbuckle where Randy jumps out of the ring.]

[Outside the ring, Randy grabs his foe�s legs and places them on opposite sides of the turnbuckle and pulls. Captain Mighty smashes his groin in to the pole, leaving him in a heap of pain.]

Collins: DAMN!!!! YOU KNOW THAT�S GOT TO HURT!!!!

[Randy gets back in to the ring and waits for The Captain to get up.]

[Captain Mighty slowly gets to his feet. Randy, running at full speed, spears him to the ground and begins to hammer his face with hard right hands. Randy stands up and climbs to the top rope and executes a shooting star press, right on his adversary.]

[Then Randy picks The Captain up by the hair and places him right in to a Samoan submission.]

Richards: Randy is now in complete control.

[But Captain Mighty is not going to go down that easily. He begins to work on Randy with hard elbows to the gut and chest area, forcing him to release the hold. Both men get up a Captain Mighty bounces off the ropes and throws a flying shoulder block, knocking both men down.]

Collins: Captain Mighty is letting this match slip away.

[But Randy saw it coming, and blocks the major impact of the blow, by setting himself in place. This move does knock both men down, but only effects The Captain by making him even more tired.]

[Randy, attempts a cover.......... ONE, TWO........ KICKOUT!!!!]

[Briskly, Randy picks up his opponent and turns right into a rolling German suplex and then picks up the dazed Captain Mighty and executes the �Snake Drop� and then covers....... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner......... RANDY �THE RATTLESNAKE�!!!

Collins: What a match!!!

Richards: But don�t go anywhere, because after the break we�ll have tonight�s Main Event setup match!!!!!!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Welcome back to IWF Friday Night Fever!!!!!

Richards: Our next match will feature two of the IWF�s big men, Mr. Superstar and The Ultimate Giant.

Collins: Let�s head down to the ring for the start of the match.......

[Fireworks are set off as The KLIQ�s theme music begins to play. A spot light shines on the entranceway and the whole KLIQ comes out, escorting Mr. Superstar to ringside. Once he is in the ring, off comes the shirt and he tosses it into the crowd. The KLIQ remains at ringside.]

[Nearly a half a minute passes as Mr. Superstar and The KLIQ wait impatiently.]

Collins: Well...... where the Hell is The Ultimate Giant?!??!!?

[Then, somewhat suddenly, a voice is heard over the PA System.]

Mr. Gerke: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I am here to let you know that The Ultimate Giant will be unable to wrestle tonight, or any time soon for that matter.
[Serious disapprove and obscene gestures fill the arena with disgust.]
Recently it was discovered by investigators that The Ultimate Giant was in fact using performance enhancing drugs, also know as steroids, to get bigger and bigger. He has been suspended, and he is right now in rehab. Therefore, the victor of this match is Mr. Superstar, by means of forfeit.
Thank you. That is all.

[The rest of The KLIQ joins Mr. Superstar in the ring. The Shark brings along a cooler filled with �Sharkweisers� and starts to hand them out to everyone. The KLIQ begins to celebrate, even though no match took place.]

Richards: Well, that was most definitely shocking. I never knew that the Ultimate Giant would do such a thing.

Collins: Well anyway....... when we return we�ll have the Main Event for this evening!!!!!!! DON�T GO ANYWHERE!!!!! THIS IS ONE YOU DON�T WANT TO MISS!!!!!!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Welcome back viewers to IWF Friday Night Fever!!!

Richards: Well Jim, how about tonight�s Main Event?

Collins: Well Vince, this should definitely be an up-tempo and high-flying event. What I really like about these type of matches is that they are just so unpredictable.

Richards: That they are.
Da Bitch Nigga is not only looking for some gold, but maybe a bit of revenge. He has been training since this match was first announced. In fact he�s added an extra ten pounds of muscle and much more durability.

Collins: You can also bet that The Dragon has been preparing!!! He isn�t just about to lose his prestigious title and unblemished record.

Richards: Right now we�re gonna head down to the ring where the IWF President Jon Gerke is set to announce the two combatants............

[Inside the Ring]

[All cameras pan around so that they can get a more suitable shot of Mr. Gerke. The spectators are going completely insane as he set to announce the two competitors equipped for battle.]

Mr. Gerke: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for this evening�s Main Event......
This match features two fierce competitors, and two men that represent totally opposite customs and ways of life. Nevertheless, this match will be for the IWF Cruiserweight Title...
First, making his way to the ring; hailing from Harlem, the challenger, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is ............ DA BITCH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slowly, the lights dim, and through the four turnbuckles fire emerges. Shortly after, Da Bitch Nigga, in his classic Hemp Humvee, coasts his way down the ramp.]

[Da Nigga and LL Cool J open the doors and jump out, each with a microphone. LL says a little something for the crowd and then begins to bust out one of his latest joints �Da Nigga Rules Tha World�. As usual, Da Nigga adds in some free style. The music is blaring over the loudspeakers as the audience is going nuts.]

[After they are finished, LL Cool J takes the wheel of the Hemp Humvee and pulls it out of the arena in reverse. Da Nigga tosses his microphone and climbs in the ring to wait for the match to begin. He is wearing Chronic-colored shorts, a wife beater, steel-toed combat boots, and a red bandana that is wrapped around his right arm, signifying that he is down with the Bloods.]

Mr. Gerke: Now making his way to the ring, hailing from South East Asia, he is the defending IWF Cruiserweight Champion and he is weighing in at 205 pounds, he is ................ CRRRRRRRIMSON DRRRRRRRRRAGON!!!!!!!!!

[All of a sudden, the lights begin to dim and next there is a dragon�s roar, followed by the playing of "Crimson Fire", Crimson Dragon�s theme.]

[Crimson Dragon walks down the aisle wearing his classic outfit, equipped with some sort of special Sammari Armor.]

Collins: Wait a minute......... look up there!!!!!

[From high up in the rafters, a figure is holding an object and is attached by a cable. They are then released and they come crashing down on Da Bitch Nigga, smashing him over the head with a steel chair. They unlock the cable and get one more hit in.]

Richards: OH GOD!!!!!! IT�S THE REAL CRIMSON DRAGON!!!!!!!!

Collins: DID YOU HEAR THE IMPACT!?!?!? I THINK DA NIGGA�S OUT COLD!!!!!!!!

[The referee signals for the start of the match. The Dragon performs the first attack.]

[Crimson Dragon starts off by hitting his fallen opponent with an Arabian butt slam. As he is then lifting him up by the hair, The Dragon turns the move in to a reverse neck breaker.]

Collins: That�s it, it�s over.

[The Dragon, feeling confident, goes for the early cover...... ONE, TWO, T........ KICKOUT.]

Richards: I don�t think just yet Jim. This man is got a lot of fight left in him.

[The Dragon then attempts to pick up Da Bitch Nigga, but he is greeted with an elbow to the gut. Now on his feet, Da Nigga nails his foe with three swift right hands to the face and then executes a powerslam. He follows up this maneuver with a leg drop and a quick cover........... ONE, TW........... KICKOUT!!!]

Collins: Look at the agility of this man!!! This is the quickest I�ve ever seen Da Bitch Nigga.

[Right away, the two men go into a lockup. Da Nigga, using his added strength, overpowers The Dragon and DDT�s him to the mat.]

[Crimson Dragon gets up and is welcomed with a big knee to the pectoral area. Da Nigga then tosses him across the ring in to the ropes and hits him with a flying shoulder block, knocking The Dragon back down to the mat.]

Richards: OUCH!!!! What a powerful hit by Da Nigga!!!!!

[While he is getting up, Crimson Dragon uppercuts Da Nigga in the gut with a huge right hand. The Dragon reacquires his dominance and throws his adversary by the afro, ripping out a hunk of hair.]

[The Dragon then heads outside the ring and tosses in a chair.]

[Da Nigga gets up quickly and picks up the chair faster than his rival can get back in. Taking a risk, Da Nigga with chair in hand hurdles the ropes and lands down upon The Dragon, leaving his mark.]

Collins: WOW!!!! What a move!! I didn�t see that one coming, and neither did The Dragon!!!!

[Both men in pain, get back up. Da Nigga attempts an Irish Whip, but it is reversed and he is sent tumbling into the steel steps.]

Richards: I�m glad we�re up here, and not down there.

[As Da Bitch Nigga is staggering to his feet, The Dragon collects another chair. Once Da Nigga is standing upright, Crimson Dragon tosses the chair at him, forcing him to catch it. The Dragon seizes his opportunity and jump kicks the chair to his foe�s face.]

[Da Nigga, now dazed and confused, is hurled back into the ring.]

[Crimson Dragon picks up Da Nigga upside-down into a Full Nelson and slams him on the back of his neck in a Tombstone Piledriver like motion. This move is called the �Dragon Driver�. Crimson Dragon then attempts the pin.... ONE, TWO, THR........ KICKOUT!!!]

Collins: NEAR FALL!!!! Only a two count.

[Da Nigga, furious with anger, jumps to his feet and charges at his opponent. But The Dragon steps aside and leg sweeps him to the mat, face first. He follows this up with a camel clutch. The referee forces him to break the hold, and The Dragon kicks Da Nigga in the back of the head.]

Richards: That man�s feet are lethal!!!

[The Dragon turns him and climbs to the top rope. Feeling confident, The Dragon attempts a deadly frog splash. Unfortunately for him, Da Nigga rolls away at the last possible second, leaving The Dragon in a heap of pain.]

Collins: NO BODY HOME!!!!!

[Given the opportunity, Da Nigga takes a breather while his foe recovers from his mistake.]

[Both men get to their feet, and they lockup.]

[The Dragon, trying to gain back his momentum, applies tension to the pressure points of Da Nigga�s neck. But Da Bitch Nigga fights back with a headbutt to the face of his adversary, knocking him backward.]

[Da Nigga begins to fight back with a series of frantic left and right combinations to the mid-section. Then he grabs hold of The Dragon and whips him into the ropes, sending him flying back. Using whatever energy that he still has, Da Nigga jumps in the air and delivers a powerful Frankstiner.]

Richards: Nice move there by Da Nigga.

Collins: The Dragon is letting this one slip away!!!

[Going for some added pain, Da Nigga straps on a Figure Four. The Dragon is now really feeling the pain, but he just won�t quit. Gathering up a last bit of energy, The Dragon reverses the hold.]

[Now the receiver, Da Nigga rolls and screams in pain as he tries to break the hold. Sensing the ropes are near, Da Bitch Nigga crawls backward to grab them.]

Richards: Almost there...........

Collins: HE GOT THEM!!!!!

[The referee sees that Da Nigga has got a hold of the ropes, and he makes The Dragon break the Figure Four.]

[Crimson Dragon, takes a different approach and goes on the offensive. With aggression in his eyes he furiously attacks Da Nigga with lefts and rights. Da Nigga takes a few, but blocks a good majority.]

Richards: It looks as though Crimson Dragon is getting a bit desperate now......

[Using any means to get a good shot in, The Dragon lets loose with a kick that connects with Da Nigga�s face, sending him staggering backwards. Another follows, but Da Bitch Nigga grabs his flying foot and executes a beautiful take-down.]

[The Dragon, unrelentless in his defense, forces Da Nigga to lock up.]

Collins: I don�t know how much more The Dragon�s got in him.....

[But Da Bitch Nigga comes up with the power advantage and turns the hold into a powerbomb that leaves The Dragon motionless on the mat.]

Collins: That�s it!!! It�s time for the �Chronic Stomp�!!!

Richards: OW!!!! That�s got to hurt!!!!!

[Da Nigga goes for the pin, and the win.............. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner, and the new IWF Cruiserweight Champion.......... DA BITCH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[As the crowd cheers and pays their respects to Da Bitch Nigga, �Make �em Say Ugh!� is playing over the loudspeakers. The referee is handed the Cruiserweight Title and then he hands it over to it�s rightful owner.]

[Then suddenly, from backstage, and huge stretch limo appears and coasts down the ramp to ringside. In it is Master P and the rest of the No Limit Soldiers. P jumps out and tosses Da Nigga a blunt, as he lights one of his own up. Da Bitch Nigga lights up his blunt and calls for a microphone.]

Da Nigga: Peep dis all you hoes. This is just the beginning for all y�all bitches dat doubted Da Bitch Nigga from Day One! Peace out!

[Da Bitch Nigga hops out of the ring and jumps into the limo.]

Collins: Well, there you have it, your new IWF Cruiserweight Champion.
What a night this has been.....

Richards: Indeed it has.
So, until next week, for myself and my cohort, Jim Collins, we wish you: GOOD FIGHT AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!!

[End of Telecast]