[Inside the packed arena, there is the IWF theme music playing in the background. The camera pans over the dim coliseum, and we see fans yelling, waving at the camera, and holding up their own personally made signs. There is a loud pop, and fireworks rain from above the ring, and a mushroom cloud is made by a bomb dropped over the entranceway. Above the entranceway, on the Titontron, the screen lights up and flashes a dazzling array of colors that spell out: IWF FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER!!!]

[The crowd erupts, and the camera pans around once more. There are various signs such as "I am One With the Dragon", "Get Well Soon Shark", and "BoC, KLIQ, where�s the Love?". Then all cameras focus in on the two IWF commentators.]

Collins: Welcome to IWF FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER!!! My name�s Jim Collins and with me as always is Vince Richards, who looks as though he had an accident with a weed wacker.

Richards [Touching his hair]: I think that I am going to just ignore that one.... So Jim, what do we have planned for the viewers tonight???

Collins [Laughing]: Well, throughout the show, our IWF stylists will be out giving free hair cuts to fans that would like to sport Vince�s new weed wacked look.

Richards: Oh Please Jim, you�re killing me.
Anyway, this evening we will have three matches marking the debuts of 6 different wrestlers. Our Main Event for tonight will feature the top two members from each of the two major stables, when Ice Man and The Doctor meet Happy Lukie and either Mr. Superstar or Randy the Rattlesnake in a exclusive tag team match.

Collins: The condition of Mr. Superstar is still unknown, and it will be a game time decision for the KLIQ whether or not he should wrestle. But if he cannot go, Randy the Rattlesnake has been told to take his place.

Richards: So, without further ado lets get the show started!!!

[Quickly, �No Shelter� by Rage Against the Machine begins to blare across the PA System as The Fonz makes his entrance with his arms raised high in the air, full of pride. As he strolls to the ring, smoke and laser lights fill the arena.]

[The Fonz�s tune then dies down and his opponent, makes his entrance.]

[Hornet�s theme sounds off as the word �Triumph� is on the big screen. Flashes of fireworks are going off, as strobe and other colored lights swarm the arena. He is being escorted by his manager, The Luscious Laura, to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, DING!!! The match is underway.]

[The Fonz wastes no time in going after Hornet. The Fonz takes his opponent and hurls him into the ropes, sending him flying back with great momentum. This is followed up by a perfectly executed DDT.]

Collins: Look at the The Fonz! This man has come to fight!

Richards: You�re absolutely right Jim. The IWF and Mr. Gerke have high hopes for the new rising star.

[The Fonz trying to get the audience on his side, wildly pumps his fist in the air as Hornet is just getting back to his feet. The Fonz then charges at his rival and drives him into the corner and begins to hammer away, attempting to wear down the Hornet.]

[Fending off The Fonz�s assault, Hornet reverses the attack and quickly, the two men get into a lock up, and The Fonz is shoved back against the turnbuckle. Hornet, desperate to get a hit in, delivers a wicked Headbutt, forcing his adversary to break the lock.]

Richards: OH, WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!!!

[The Fonz now holding his head in pain walks around the ring attempting to regain his stability. Hornet takes advantage of this and delivers a powerbomb followed by a cover-up. ONE, TWO.......... KICKOUT!!!!]

[Now back to his feet, and the crowd behind him, The Fonz begins to exchange a series of lefts and rights with Hornet.]

Collins: WOW! Listen to this crowd!!! This new athlete is showing the skills of a veteran. I really like this kid�s attitude.

[The Fonz, with the energy, whips Hornet into the ropes and renders a powerful drop kick to the head succeeded by a series of three leg drops, leaving Hornet in a heap of pain.]

Richards: Well, is looks like it should be over any minute. The Fonz is absolutely dominating this match.

[The Fonz on this occasion decides that is it time to wrap up the fight and pick up the win. He climbs up to the top rope and delivers �The Fonzie Headbutt�, his finisher, right into the abdominal region of Hornet. He curls the leg and referee calls the count. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!]

[The Fonz then leaves the arena, with the fans going crazy and his music blaring over the PA System.]

Richards: With a match dominated by The Fonz, I am just wondering what Hornet is about right.

[The depressed and saddened Hornet then heads backstage with his head down and his manager at his side.]

Collins: Well, we have got to go to commercial right now, but when we return Rowdyman will being taking on The Mutant. DON�T GO ANYWHERE!!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Welcome back to IWF FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER!!!

Collins: This next match pits BoC member vs. KLIQ member. And when that happens, you know its gonna be good.

Richards: Hey Jim, you're actually right for once!!!! Now lets head into the ring where the dazzling Kelly Williams is waiting to announce the next match.

[Inside The Ring]

Williams: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.

[The crowd claps and cheers in response.]

Williams: Coming down the aisle, hailing from Reedsville, PA, ROWDYMAN!!!!!!!

["Blind" by Korn, Rowdyman's theme song, blares over the PA system. Lightning strikes the stage, and Rowdyman slowly walks down the ramp and into the ring.]

Williams: And his opponent, weighing in at 533 pounds, THE MUTANT!!!!!

Collins: This guy is one tough, green fighting machine.

["The Twilight Zone" theme song blasts over the loudspeakers and The Mutant appears. He walks slowly down the ramp, roaring every few seconds. Right before he enters the ring, he hits himself in the head, trying to psyche out Rowdyman. He then enters the ring.]

Richards: This battle is gonna be a good one, a good ole bloodfest.

[The Mutant and Rowdyman quickly begin to exchange lefts and rights, but The Mutant's power quickly wears down Rowdy. The Mutant quickly throws Rowdy to the ropes, and nails a clothesline. Mutant then quickly nails Rowdy with three elbow drops.]

Collins: Yes, I can feel it, the BoC rules TONIGHT!!!!!

Richards: Yeah, that's not the only thing you feel.

[The Mutant, now in full control of the match, throws Rowdyman to the ropes, and backbody drops him over the ropes. The Doctor, wanting this victory for his creation, sticks a syringe in Rowdy's arm, leaving him screaming in pain.]

Collins: Listen to that baby cry!!!!!

[The Doctor, not wanting to get The Mutant disqualified, throws Rowdy back into the ring. Rowdy, now delirious, walks around the ring aimlessly. The Mutant, taking advantage, kicks Rowdy in the stomach and DDT's him back down.]

Richards: That Doctor is the cheapest wrestler in this business.

[The Mutant drags Rowdyman back up, and tries to deliver a powerbomb. BUT NO, ROWDYMAN JUST BACKBODY DROPPED THE BIG MAN!! Rowdy, trying to get control, legdrops The Mutant three times. Rowdy, now in control, POWERSLAMS THE BIG MAN!!!!!]

[Rowdy, now wanting to end the match, picks up the big man, and DDT�s him back down. Rowdy climbs the ropes and attempts to nail a flying elbow. HE DOESN�T EVEN COME CLOSE!!!!!!]

Richards: That damn syringe the Doctor inject is affecting Rowdyman's eyesight!!!!!

[The Mutant, now wanting to finish off Rowdy, picks him up and chokeslams him back down. Rowdy, not wanting to quit yet, begins to fight back with rights and lefts to the face of the Mutant. Rowdy, now trying to regain the momentum, attempts a Loose Bench Press.]

Collins: YES!!! THE MUTANT CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR!!!!!!

Richards: OH NO, ROWDY IS IN THE CONSTRICTOR!!!!!!

[Rowdy doesn�t even seem fazed. He looks like it does not even hurt.]

Doctor [Shouting]: Oh damn, I think I injected the anesthesia!!!!!

Collins: Doc, you idiot, now Rowdy won�t feel any pain!!!!!

[Rowdy punches his way out of the huge bear hug, and NAILS THE SUPERBOMB!!!!!!! ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!!]

Richards: ROWDY WINS!!!!

Collins: damn...

[Rowdy staggers out of the arena, happy with his win. The Mutant, obviously frustrated, punches the steel posts in the ring. The Mutant then runs out of the ring, trying to catch Rowdy. The Doctor, still fuming because of the defeat, quickly follows.]

Richards: What a match, I cant believe it!!

Collins: Yeah, the Doc screwed his own man...

Richards: Oh, forget about it Jim...
Wait a moment... We have just received word that Mr. Superstar WILL in fact fight for The KLIQ in tonight's Main Event Tag Team match. How effective he will be, I don't know, we'll just have to wait and find out.
Anyway, we now head to the ring where we are set for our next fight of this evening.

Collins: This match is the setup match for tonight's main event, which features the team of Ice Man and The Doctor versus the tandem of Happy Lukie and Mr. Superstar.

[The lights go out, and The Lord of Darkness�s theme music begins to play over the PA system. As he walks down the entranceway, several fans in the audience hold up their lighters. Once he finally makes his way to the ring, the lights flash back on, and unbearable blazing flames shoot out from the each of the four turnbuckles.]

[The flames recede, and The Lord of Darkness waits impatiently inside the ring, while he awaits the arrival of his opponent.]

[Nearly half a minute passes by.]

Collins: Well... we�re waiting. Where is Oldschool???

[Then, almost unexpectedly, a voice sounds out over the PA system.]

Richards: Well, that�s the voice of the IWF President. If he is here to say something, it must be pretty significant.

PA System: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I am here to notify you that Oldschool was unable to attend tonight�s show, do to some disclosed personal reasons. Therefore, the winner of this match will be The Lord of Darkness, by means of forfeit. That is all.

[Severe booing and obscene gestures fill the arena with disgust.]

Collins: Personal reasons??? Hey I got many of those, and you don�t see me taking any time off!!!

Richards: Well Jim, maybe you should consider that soon!!
After this short commercial break we�ll have the match that you all have been anticipating the entire evening!! DON�T GO ANYWHERE!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Welcome back viewers! Now is the moment that you all have been waiting for, tonight�s Main Event! So, lets head down to the ring where the owner of the IWF is set to announce the competitors.

[All cameras pan around so that they can get a better shot of Mr. Gerke.]

Gerke: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, it is now time for this evening�s main event!

[Total chaos fills the arena as Mr. Gerke is set to announce the two teams.]

Richards: Jim, listen to these fans, its unbelievable!!!!

Gerke: Introducing first, representing the KLIQ, HAPPY LUKIE AND MR. SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!

[Just as the Kliq's theme begins to play, Happy Lukie and Mr. Superstar enter the arena along with The Rattlesnake, walking slowly down to ringside. Mr. Superstar is wearing a white shirt with a big red "S" on it, and Happy Lukie is wearing all black. The two climb into the ring, and wait for their opponents.]

Gerke: And now, representing the BoC, ICEMAN AND THE DOCTOR!!!!!!

[IceMan, The Doctor, and The Mutant all walk out and head down to ringside. They are all wearing their usual attire. IceMan is holding his US Title Belt and a microphone. They slowly walk down to ringside, where they all stop.]

IceMan: Kliq, you think you are all so great? Well, I gotta tell ya, I think you all can go SUCK IT!!!!!

[Mr. Superstar and The Doctor go to their corners, and the fight begins. IceMan begins to kick and kick at the injured ankle of Happy Lukie. Lukie, while in pain, attempts to get back up.]

Collins: YES!!!! HE CAN�T GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!

[Lukie, now knowing he can�t stand on it, tries to make a tag. Ice Man, sensing the advantage, grabs the ankle and twists it. Lukie screams in pain.]

Collins: Hahaha!!! It makes me laugh to see a grown man cry like a baby. GO BOC!!!

Richards: Shut up Jim.

[While the Doctor distracts the referee, IceMan throws Happy Lukie over the ropes, and the Mutant smashes Lukie's ankle with a steel chair. Onslaught, still limping from his championship match, walks slowly down to ringside.]

Richards: What the Hell?!?!? No one invited him here!!!!

[Onslaught pushes The Mutant aside, and feeling nothing but hatred toward The KLIQ, locks the "The Bone Crusher" on Happy Lukie.]

Collins: OH MY GOD, I THINK I JUST HEARD LUKIE'S BONES SNAP!!!!!!

[The Rattlesnake, coming over to help out Lukie attacks Onslaught, forcing him to break the hold. The Mutant quickly shoves Lukie back into the ring.]

[Iceman, now in full control, climbs the ropes, and tries to land a Moonsault. Lukie, knowing it was coming, quickly moves out of the way, and IceMan gets a mouthful of the mat. Lukie, still in great pain, looks for the tag.]

Collins: COME ON ICEMAN, GET UP AND STOP HIM!!!!

[Outside the ring, Randy, now in a heap of trouble gets put into the choke slam position by Onslaught. But suddenly, out of nowhere, the �Mystery Man� then again appears running through the stands towards Onslaught, Randy, and The Mutant. He then hurdles the railing and delivers a wicked jump kick to the skull of Onslaught, knocking him over into The Mutant.]

Collins: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Where�d he come from???

[Lukie, knowing he has to make the tag, drags himself over to Mr. Superstar, and makes the tag. The fans are going nuts. Iceman, wanting a tag as well, makes it to The Doctor. Mr. Superstar quickly kicks The Doc in the stomach, and delivers a DDT! Mr. Superstar throws his opponent into the turnbuckle, and then follows it up with a splash. The Doctor, in deep trouble, tries to get a tag. Mr. Superstar quickly catches him, and delivers a bone-crunching back to belly suplex. Mr. Superstar, signaling Happy Lukie, hoists The Doctor up for a powerbomb while Lukie drags himself up the ropes.]

Richards: Uh oh, I think Lukie is taking too big of a risk here.

[Mr. Superstar delivers the powerbomb, while Lukie jumps off the top rope and delivers a legdrop to The Doctor's neck.]

Richards: OH WHAT A MOVE!!!!

Collins: Yeah, but Lukie is hurt!!!!

[Mr. Superstar quickly gets up, and begins to punch The Doctor, while Happy Lukie rolls outside the ring.]

[Outside the ring, the �Mystery Man� helps up Randy and all four men outside the ring being to get it on. Randy and The �Mystery Man� attempt to hold off Onslaught and The Mutant, giving Lukie a needed rest.]

Richards: OH MY GOD!!! THE CARNAGE!!!!!!

Collins: How in the hell is Mr. Superstar gonna with this match by himself?

[As Scottie Willis, the referee, leaves the ring to check on Lukie outside the ring, Mr. Superstar attempts a pin.]

Richards: NO REF!!!!!!

[The Iceman quickly takes advantage of this opportunity, enters the ring and nails Mr. Superstar from behind with a steel chair. The Doctor, still trying to regain his senses, holds Mr. Superstar up as the Iceman climbs the ropes. The Doctor lets go as Iceman jumps.]

Collins: YES, HE NAILED IT!!!!!! HE NAILED THE ICE SPLASH!!!!!

[The referee climbs back into the ring, and Iceman covers the fallen Mr. Superstar. ONE TWO THREE!!!!!]

Collins: YES, BOC RULES!!!!!!!

Richards: OH NO, NOW THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!!!!

[A huge brawl then proceeds to break loose, with The KLIQ, coming down to their friend�s aid followed by several other IWF members wanting to get in on the action!!!]

Richards: Ladies and Gentlemen, our time is up!!! For myself and my partner, James Collins, we wish you GOOD FIGHT, and GOOD NIGHT!!!

[Camera begins to fade]

Collins: OH YES, HE�S GOT A BAT!!!! YES!!!!!!!

[Camera fades out]

[End of Telecast]