Things/People That Are Cool

Adam W. cool.  He thinks up mad fat things.  He's part of the Granite 
Peak Hooligan Gang "Slowboarders" which consists of Nate and him.  It is 
called slowboarders cuz they snowboard, and they are slow.  It could
also be called suckboarders, cuz they also suck at snowboarding.  But
I'm getting ahead of myself.  Nate was born in 1984.  He lived in 
Chicago until the age of 2.  During this time, he controlled a major
drug ring.  He'd peddle crank around the neighborhood in his stroller.
He had to leave the area and move to Wausau when the police started 
catching on.  He took up snowboarding in the 8th of grades.  This led
to his position now in slowboarders.  Adam was born on Christmas Eve 
in 1982.  This leads people to believe he is either Jesus Christ or
the anti-christ.  But don't be decieved.  He is neither.  He was 
born in Wausau.  He studied hard for a PhD in kickbuttology through
his 8th year in school, but failed the final horribly.  Thus, he
proceeded to Wausau West and took up snowboarding in the 9th of
grades.  This proved boring for Adam, as how he was the only 
slowboarder among his peers.  There was one other slowboarder,
but he did not possess enough coolness or baditude to earn the 
title.  Plus Adam did not like him.  So Adam quit slowboarding
in his 11th year of school.  Now, he and Nate have resurrected
the most beloved pastime of the U.S. North of the south pole,
slowboarding.

     Afro's are cool.  Doof has the potential for mass afro,
but isn't too enthusiastic about it.  So if you see him, tell 
him to grow a huge afro.  Note-if Doof were to grow an afro, he'd
be hella pimpin.

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