-2004-
Fiona: I am very, very upset about this.
Brianna, Gabriella: You don't look upset.
Fiona: It's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.
Fiona: I need my Omega-3's!
Fiona: [to Sam] There's something I've always wanted to tell you-you're not very pretty, and you're not very bright.
Austin: Where are you going?
Sam: I'm late.
Austin: For what?
Sam: Reality.
Shelby: Are zone meals served here?
David: Hello Kitty. Ya know what I'm sayin?
Shelby: What has no carbs, no sugar, and is fat free?
Sam: Water.
Austin: You need a wax.
Sam: What?
Austin: [Laughs] I meant the car.
Sam: Waiting for you, is like waiting for rain to end the drought, disappointing and useless.
Sam's Dad: Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Rhonda: [to carter] Call me Girlfriend one more time.
Rhonda: [trying to stall] You know Fiona, your boobs look great, I wanna get mine done like that. Where'd you get yours?
Fiona: San Diego.
[pushes Rhonda aside]
