The Top 10 of... Stuff

Yes, that's right.  Here is a list of the top 10 of everything under the sun! (not really, I just like false advertising)

The top 10 banned toys

10.  Blade in the Box
9.  Junior Vandal fun kit
8.  Li'l Saddam Hussein militairy outfit (with FREE AK47 Assault Rifle)
7.  Junior LAPD Police Brutality activity set
6.  Jean Claude Van Damme play pen (with "face break" arial mobile)
5.  Junior destroy Russia play kit (with REAL Thermo-Nuclear devices)
4.  Lusty Hippos - a game for 2 or more players
3.  Kids Barium Enema fun set
2.  Junior self-Immolation kiddie starter pack
1.  Mini-Hesbollah junior Muslim fundamentalist terrorist kiddie fun pack

The top 10 Japanese Game Shows

10.  Kill the Monkey, or the Monkey kills you
9.  Puke to win
8.  Tractor vs. Face
7.  Water, Electricity, Penis!
6.  Fat people must die
5.  Street Death
4.  Eat the remains
3.  Win or die
2.  Master eye-gouge win honour
1.  Drug-rage Psycho shark kidney failiure

The top 10 Unfortunate names

10.  Richard Head
9.  Ronald McDonald
8.  Anus Djorbenshi
7.  Michael Biriani
6.  Arnold Hitler
5.  Egbert Hilary Cuthbert Smith-Smythe-Smith
4.  Percy Oliver Ogli Head
3.  Piter Henri Robyrt Kajkirikimikilikisickihicki
2.  Pig Lance Intestines
1.  Waca Waka Bookie-Bar

The top 10 Japanese TV shows America refuses to import

10.  Hankara, the Schitzophrenic robotic Kangaroo
9.  Tojaji - Powerful gay master
8.  Seziure man
7.  Super-magno God destroyer
6.  Hara McKiri
5.  Magic child/demon face
4.  Three arm death Monkey
3.  Kill head honour Masters
2. The unstoppable Ninja Monkeys
1.  Laser-beam Swivel eye laugh Robot

There'll be more Top tens before long, so check back often!