"Old" Mr. Bop

Mr. Bop couldn't bear to have his old comments lost, so here they are, gathered together, for your (but mostly his) pleasure.

Hoolie!!

I is da Mr. Bop.  I am da Masta.  I have ma own column, as da Iwan Lord can no think of anything better to do.  Me likes da chicks.  Hey chicks, you come to da Love Centre, and me will uhh... talk with you. Yeah!  Keep away da blokes.  If da blokes come, me will contract da chocolate fatory to give ya some chocolate.  Me is now goin' to mix da Boochie.  Me will go now, as I is in danger of gettin' da Iwan Lord's website shut down.

Boocha mi Bop!

Choo - bila!!

It is da me, Da Bop.  I is back, like me says me would be, and me is livin' chk, YEAH!!!  This week, me's been out cruisin' in da Bop mobile.  Me seen many chicks, and they is all impressed, as I know they is.  They can no resist da vibrating furry seats, and da big powerful engine, (like me).  While me was out cruisin', me noticed that there is rumbles on da street.  Two of da gangs can no respect each other, so me decided to solve da problem, and become da legend me so well deserve.  However, me no understand da problem, so me give up.

A big chaka-malii to da Ali; me will be around baby! YEAH!!

Me is goin' now.  So, use da knowledge, rise it well. Boopa!

Boocha mi Bop!

Hoola-boc.

Me is da Masta!!  This week, me has been to da land of da land.  Me was very confused, as the people like da soil.  However, there were many chicks, and me used my Bop powers to give them the address of da Love Centre.  Me offered to give them a lift back in da Bop mobile, but they say no.  They say they prefer to walk on soil (strange chicks).  Also, me brudder Mr. Kool be back, and dat is wicked! Aye.  Now we is da team again!! Me is goin' now, as me can see some chicks outside mi window.

Boocha mi Bop!

Hoocha ma do!

Me is da Masta!  This week, me has been Westside.  Me saw many people on me visit.  Including the Funk duo, the Funk Punk, and da Funk Monk.  Their machine be pretty funky, but is no match for da Bop mobile.  Me has decided, me is going to start me own club on da Westside with me brudder Mr. Kool.  However me venue at da moment, until me can get a better one, is da one-bedroom flat on Scum Street.  However, using me knowledge of da Masta powa, me has decided not to start me club there.  Me will keeps you all posted.

Boocha mi Bop!