Old Bizarre comments

These are the Bizarre comments of weeks gone by,  collected here on one page.  Enjoy.  (Try not to go insane.)

Good day my jirvrigons.  Are you rolling in Elephants?  Oh, no!  I am eating my own brain.  I have no choice but to turn into a giant crazy flying pink donkey.  Hah, hah, that'll show 'em.  Good lord, you are your own fingers.  But how can this be?  Did you not know that this will turn Mr. Asparagus int the kookie president, and he will eat speakers...ON THE MOON!!!   But I will digest any crocodiles, for I am Vlim.

Kleptic sorsoon.  I have destroyed the destroyed.  Eat not, for kloops are not in fact telescopic.  If I am a biro, then I can hang up spoons.  RAAAAA!!!!  Brip my Tuesday, and go!  I will now eat a gardening implement.  NOOOO, the Potato is eating me, but I have a secret weapon, I am a box.  Forgive the filing cabinet, for is a psychotic beard on Uranium.  Damage to the curtains, for they live.  Do not eat books, unless you are a pair of latex trousers.

Eat Grroky, it staines!  Cheat on your calender, by wrapping a telescope.  Hey, hey hey hey hey, elf.  WAAAHHHHHHHHH! to man, goodwill to joy.  There's a rubber monkey, driving a Motorhome, in puddles of hippos.  Hello Mr. Knople.  Do you like bubbly elephants?  Macro-pie.  Happy brain, talking to passers by.  Open the stomach space, for heaven's sakes, that is a large area, you can't just use a paperclip!  But buttons on clocks were not designed to hoover things up.  Fly me to the moon, and let me... *pop*

He rides, right through a tree, while conversing with a feather.  The brain, it can fly a rocket, but rich was a dog-insect!  Vroom by chocolate, digest vorps.  Mzzzz, mzzzzz, DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?! Help my stain to eat vegetables.  Biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro, biro. NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Hex my hox, and magli the upper rhino.  Chacka is a donkey, EAT SUCK!! Haggle my box into a plug.  Wall road my sat.

Rabbit.  Don't eat the Koala, if you have eyes.  So, you think you can fool me by being a piece of wood?  Ha ha!  I am a spoon holder.  That means that I cannot be attacked by small yellow pieces of paper.  The sytack is getting nearer, so empty the leg.  Jamba was his brain.  Owl live on large head-gear.  Sneaky dogs live on top of ornamental cupboards, by prretending to be porcelain.  But I know better, for I am composed entirely of Ammonia!

Hnnnkkaa!!  Borby?  Soong.