The following program contains material
that may offend some viewers.
Discretion is advised.
(These words settle on our screens for several seconds, leaving us waiting, anxiously, for the start of the show. Finally, they disappear, and we are left with only a blank screen to stare at. Our nerves are building with every passing second. It seems almost like minutes have past, and we are nearly drooling over the inevitable. This will be the first time in over a year that the greatest promotion in NeWA history will entertain us with a wrestling product unlike no other. 13 months, we have waited for this night.)
(Finally, the IWA has returned.)
