SCENE 4

(Fruithead & Dana are walking along when suddenly the sky starts to fall)

Fruithead: Aaaaah! The sky�s falling! Help!

Dana: (who for some reason has a magical watch that calls Superman) Don�t fear! The Superman is here! Well nearly.

(Superman come with a massive tube of glue and sticks the sky back to the world�s ceiling. In the process he gets stuck to the sky)

Superman: HELP!

Dana: Oh NO! Superman�s stuck to that big blue ceiling!

(Suddenly Buffy runs through the scene being chased by a giant-sized sunflower seed that�s crying snow when and even bigger hamster comes and saves Buffy by eating the crying snow sunflower seed)

Buffy: Thankyou Mr. Hamster! How can I ever repay you?

Superman: HELP!

Dana: (to Buffy) Tell your pet fish to save Superman!

Buffy: It�s not a fish!

Dana: Well�llama then.

Buffy: It�s not a llama either!

Dana: Grasshopper?

Buffy: Nope.

Dana: Umm��is it a mammal?

Buffy: Yep.

Dana: Is it a carnivore?

Buffy: Nope.

Dana: Is it an om�.

(Fruithead cuts Dana off in the middle of her sentence)

Fruithead: Shut up! It�s a blinking hamster!

Buffy: It does not blink!

Fruithead: (climbing on the hamster�s head & pointing to its eye)Yes it does!

Buffy: No, hamsters don�t�.

(Suddenly a giant hamster eye falls on the floor)

Buffy:�Waaaa! You poked its eye out!

(Superman gets fed up of waiting for someone to free him so he does a mega pull, accidentally pulling the sky back down)

Superman: Oopsy�

(The pretty blue sky falls on the floor but mysteriously doesn�t squish anyone and the sky is now a night sky with a full moon)

Buffy: Aaaagh! A full moon! That means�.NO!

(Buffy transforms into the Almighty Buffet the Vegetable Soup and kills the hamster)

Buffet: You evil hamster! You ate my friend the Snowflower Seed! Waaaah!

(Suddenly an evil warlock named Jeremy runs into Buffet and they both fall over)

Prue the Shoe: Die evil Jeremy! MWAHAHA!

Piper the Pied Piper: NO! Don�t kill him! Bad is good and good is bad, because if good was good then good would be bad!

Prue the Shoe: Ooooh yeeah! I forgot.

(Suddenly Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand who also forgot that bad is good and good is bad, because if good was good then good would be bad, runs up to Jeremy and kills him anyway)

Prue the Shoe: What did you do that for?

Fruithead: Yeah! Didn�t you know that bad is good and good is bad because if good was good then good would be bad?

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: Ooooh yeeah! I forgot. My bad!

Fruithead: It�s my good then if you were bad. Yay for me!

Prue the Shoe: You�re bad? No! You have to die!

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: What?

Buffet: You know, bad is good and good is bad, because if good was good then good would be bad.

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: But I�m not bad! I only, wait that�s stupid! Dana: What is?

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: Saying that bad is good and good is bad because if good was good then good would be bad.

Piper the Pied Piper: Why?

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: Well, cause doesn�t that mean that being good is bad, and being bad is good and if you�re good, you�re not good, you�re bad but being bad means you�re good which means you�re bad.

Fruithead: Good point.

Buffet: Don�t you mean bad point?

Fruithead: No, I mean�.I don�t know what I mean. I�m confused�.

Dana: Me too.

Piper the Pied Piper: Me three.

Buffet: Me four.

Prue the Shoe: Me five.

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: Look, its very simple. If you�re good�.actually I�m confused six.

(suddenly another full moon comes out and Buffet turns into a Hell-hound)

Dana: Aah! Kill it, It�s bad!

Fruithead: But doesn�t that mean it�s good if it�s bad because it�s bad not good?

Phoebe the Sparkle-Wand: No it means it�s bad �cause it�s good not bad and good is bad �cause bad is good.

Prue the Shoe: No, it doesn�t! It means it�s bad only when it�s good cause being good is bad not bad or good.

(While they�re all arguing over what�s good and bad, the evil Hell-hound eats all their brains, but it�s overcome by the confusingness of bad and good and her own head blows up)




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