1. during a blizzard you check the cattle before you check on your kids
2. you are related to more than half the town
3. your car breaks down outside of town and news of it reaches town
before you do
4. you don't put much effort into hairstyles due to the wind and
weather
5. you nail the table cloth and paper plates to the picnic table so
they won't blow away in the wind
6. there's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for the tornado
7. the local gas station sells live bait
8. you go to the state fair for your family vacation
9. you have the number of the local co-op on speed dial
10. you call the wrong number and talk to the person for an hour anyway
11. you know cow pies aren't made of beef
12. you consider a romantic evening driving through a fast food place and renting a hunting instructional video
13. your nearest neighbor is in the next area code
14. you skipped your cousin's funeral for the first day of hunting season
15. it takes 30 seconds to reach your destination even though it's clear across town
16. your Sunday drive through town takes 5 minutes -- if you're lucky!