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1.
you are most likely to say:
i haven't
been f****d like that since grade school!
i want you
to hit me as hard as you can
i am jack's
wasted life
can i get
that in cornflower blue?
i have pornographic
movies in my apartment...and lubricants...and amyl nitrate
i owned my
own gym...i did product endorsements
we have it
under control, sir
2.
do you want to buy some soap?
does it go
with my tie?
no thanks,
i helped make it
with enough
soap, one could blow up just about anything
no thanks,
i collect single serving soaps from hotels
i have bigger
things to worry about
does it cost
more than a dollar?
if
it stops you staring at my tits, yeah, sure
3.
what is your power animal?
a moose
a monkey,
shaved and ready to be shot into space
an owl, a
wise overseer
a lemming...they
always know that it is their destiny to die
a red blooded
male, i'm getting desperate!
a penguin...slide!
me, of course
4.
do you want a fight?
who the f**k
do you think you are?
but i've
never been in a fight before
where should
i put my shoes and shirt?
how much
can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
lemme put
my sports bra on first
what?
no, i'm far
too fragile
5.
favorite
colour?
red
pale pink
navy blue
grey
cornflower
blue
yellow
black
6.
what do you desire most?
a big bottle
of xanax
fame
to become
a member of a freedom fighters group
to get that
icon in cornflower blue...
to splice
single frames of pornography into family films
a good f**k
to be rescued
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