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| Legacies ( southern style ) | |
| (Hell all! Dere be fightin' in the medlab 'tween dat hot house flower name ah Mizzy Winters and duh Lootenant Commander Ivanova, ova l'il chil' Alissa. Let's take a lissen now, y'all, shhhhhhhh.....) | |
| Talia: | "Waalll Ah'll tell yoo, Lootenant Commander, we chillin uh the Corps stick togethah! Yes'm!" |
| Ivanova: | "Huh! Waall yoo tell duh l'il 'un heah whut *else* the Corps done takes care of, Mizzy Scarlet." |
| Talia: | "Honey chil', yoo fit fo' an examinashun of the heahd, Ah do declare." |
| Ivanova: | "Taaaarnation, but that be right by me. Ah be the Law of this heah station and Ah'll do right by that dooty if Ah ain't born 'n bred Ivanov, yessuh!" |
| Ivanova: | (turns to the l'il chick-a-pea whut name of Alissa--skinniest chil' in all of Epsilon sector) "Lissen heah, chil'. Dem Narns ain't innerrested no way 'n no how 'bout yer welfare, honey. Don't you be believin' dat dere Na'Toth--she'll make a slave o' yo po' behind 'fo yoo kin say 'hominy 'n grits', yessuh! Hell, ain't no diff'rence in fate as whut dat dere spawn o' Satan, Psi-Corps, is a fixin' teh give yeh, Ah reckon...." |
| Talia: | "Now yoo lissen heah, Lootenant Commander! Jesus Lawd 'n Only Son, give me strength! Ah know yoo been a bangin' yo' purty heahd w' mah Momma and Daddy, sweet ol' Psi-Corps, bless 'em, and Ah do sympathize w' yoor feelings, Ah most certainly do, but Ah ain't 'bout to *stand* for yer puttin' such poison in that po' chil's heahd, Lawdy!!" |
| Ivanova: | "Hell yeah? Like dem facts 'bout de lives dey done rooined, dem po' and decent folk dey done destroyed!" |
| Talia: | "Aaaaan' duh good they done, God bless 'em. Can't be hepped yoor momma had ta be contrary, po' thang, rest her sweet soul." |
| Ivanova: | "Yessah? Like yoor sweetie-pie, good ol' Ironheart, Mizzy Winters?" |
| Talia: | Lawd give me strength, yoo done said it--don't you eva, *eva* mention him! Don't yoo *dare* bring him inta this, or yoo may jest find out whut dis heah sweet magnolia be capable of, Missy Lootenant Commander Law!" |
| Alissa: | "Land!!! Hesh up now!! De both a' yoo!!" |
| (Hoooooowheee! later, l'il ol' Alissa chil' done hightail it to boneheahd world--name ah Minbar--'n duh Lootenant Commander 'n Mizzy Winters done got tuh stand next tuh each other purty as ken be!) | |
| Talia: | "Aaaah, Lawd, ain't it *hot* in this heah cargo bay, Ah reckon, Lawdy! Ah feel a miiiiighty big thirst comin' on, Ah do declare! Heah now, Loootenant Commander, yoo fixin' to heahd on back to C & C, honey? " |
| Ivanova: | "Mm..No ma'am, Ah ain't busy right now, ma'am." |
| Talia: | "Land! ain't that nice! (fans self) 'Fo ah fergit, Loootenant Commander ma'am....Ah jest wanted yuh tuh know, Ah been mighty outtuh sorts lately. Don't think mah behavior been proper genteel w' yuh, like uh suuthern gal shoold. Ah do 'pologize, ma'am. Weren't pritty, Ah reckon." |
| Ivanova: | "Hell yeah...we both been meaner 'n 'coons in a sack, Ah reckon." |
| Talia: | "Mah, mah. Iffen de Lootenant Commander is of uh mind, this heah suuthern gal'd luuuuve tuh buy Mizzy Law a drink. How 'bout it now?" |
| Ivanova: | "Mizzy Winters, yoo mo' persistant than bees onna bear's honey mouth! Be mah pleasure, tho' Ah's due fo' dooty in hef 'n houah. Iffen' duh missy don' mind, it gonna be coffee, yessuh." |
| Talia: | "Ah do deeeeclare. It's a date, Miz Law." |