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THE SOCIETY OF ASS CARNIES
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If you are wondering what an ASS CARNY is exactly, then I will tell you. ASS CARNIES are groups of young adults who hang out at state sheds and carwashes on the weekends. They do crazy antics which often times lead to outsiders looking at them with a stupid look on their faces. ASS CARNIES most often do this on purpose in order to get a laugh or just have some fun. Going on "The Stalk", chasing skanks, throwing bowling balls across the highway, and harassing transvestites are a few of the antics we do. The law is often times brought in to intervene and break up the fun, but that doesn't hold us back.
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This page may seem very strange to you, don't worry, it is very strange. The Society of Ass Carnies are a very elite group of individuals whom want to remain annonymous. That is why none of their pictures are on here.
Here is a complete list of
Ass Carnies

Ivan Drago
Meats
The Prodigy
Seadogg

Grundle Sac
Dogg
The Hansonian Era
Hash

All Ass Carnies are retired for life

The Legend
Who is the greatest Ass Carny of All time?



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Tom Green
Hot Chick
This Page is in Memory of
Cornelious Cob
Died October 2000
R.I.P Cornelious
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