Who said that?

A collection of profound, silly and downright rude quotes from the SFX guest stars but can you guess who said what? Scroll down for the answers

  1. "I've never been to a convention before where there were men in the audience."

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  2. "I'm so anonymous even my own mother couldn't pick me out in a line-up of one."

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  3. "It takes real balls to make peace."

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  4. "F*** off you guys! I'm NOT going to sing."

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  5. "Don't get obsessed with dieting and exercise to try and look like those girls in the magazines. Those are NOT healthy bodies.'

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  6. "Actually, I'd really like to shag them both."

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  7. "When the director calls 'Action' the guy who just has to say "They went thattaway' is every bit as important to the film as Julia Roberts."

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  8. "You're going to get a good spanking later."

 

 

 

 

Who said that? The Answers

 

  1. "I've never been to a convention before where there were men in the audience." Victoria Pratt explains that she usually gets invited to Xena and Cleopatra conventions which are female-only affairs.

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  2. "I'm so anonymous even my own mother couldn't pick me out in a line-up of one." Emma Caulfield is amazed that so many people know who she is.

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  3. "It takes real balls to make peace." James Marsters on his heroes Martin Luther King and Mahatma Ghandi. (I think Spike would have chosen Attila the Hun and Vlad the Impaler.)

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  4. "F*** off you guys! I'm NOT going to sing." Emma Caulfield proves that she's every bit as forthright as her character Anya by telling the audience where to go within 60 seconds of arriving on stage to the sound of fans chanting "Sing the Rabbit Song". I thought that only Billy Connolly could get away with something as outrageous as that.

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  5. "Don't get obsessed with dieting and exercise to try and look like those girls in the magazines. Those are NOT healthy bodies.' Sound advice from former athlete and professional Health & Fitness Advisor turned actress Victoria Pratt.

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  6. "Actually, I'd really like to shag them both." So said Shiri Appleby after discussing the merits of Roswell's teen alien hunks "sweet and kind" Max and "bad boy" Michael. Clearly she meant to say "I'd really like to do The Shag * with them both" didn't she? (*It's an American dance.)

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  7. "When the director calls 'Action' the guy who just has to say "They went thattaway' is every bit as important to the film as Julia Roberts." Hollywood veteran Joe Pantoliano sticking up for the vast majority of actors who spend most of their time unemployed.

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  8. "You're going to get a good spanking later." Victoria Pratt threatens the SFX editor after he made a crack about Americans not knowing what a philosopher is. He seemed quite pleased by the idea.

 

 

Apologies to anyone I have misquoted or taken out of context. (Just blame it on "that bastard internet")

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