JP Benitez is as great of a person as his name looks on the back of a t-shirt. After a brief stint on Miami Vice, JP decided to ditch his Hollywood career and become a live-in mom. After having three affiars, one with the pool boy, and two with a couple of guys who stopped by trying to sell Bibles, he thought it best to reexamine his lifestyle and find his spirituality. Seemingly enough, it was hidden at the bottom of a can of spaghettios. It was then that he made a solemn vow, "May I not be negligent at night herding the speckled sheep, and if I have been gluttonous and bad herding the sheep, I shall eat their bowels." email me!