From J, Tay's Temptress: When I went to my second concert at Jones Beach and they ZOOMED in for a close up of Taylor on the big screens on either side of the stage while he played the drums....THAT sent me plummeting into Tay Hell very quickly. I will never for the rest of my life, forget that smile as he banged away... ::thud::
Another thing that keeps me burning in the pits of Tay Hell is that "Leno Hair." We all remember THAT hair, don't we? Scrunched to perfection with just enough wave to it and that little 'straggler' hanging over his face.... (Man, hell is so much hotter than I thought!) Do we all agree that Leno Hair RULES???
Now this is both Heaven AND Hell....I have a wav of the 'voice change.' The WYIYD from 3 Car, MON and LFA....when I hear the first part, (his 3 Car voice) my heart melts and I am SOARING to Tay Heaven. He is TOO sweet, it makes my heart so full. Then the MON voice...I am still in Heaven but I start drifting downward....this is the voice I first fell in love with long ago. Then the LFA voice...suddenly, when I hear THAT, I am back with all you OTHER sorry women in here...the fiery pits of Tay Hell! ::sigh::
I am positive I will be adding MUCH more to this list but for now, I will leave room for tales of how OTHER women (and some men maybe??? hehe) checked into Tay Hell!
From M, TAY'S LOVE SLAVE: I could go on and on at length about the things that make me practically a resident of Tay Hell, but I will limit myself to only a few reasons. One of the main things that kills my very soul is the fact that I can't run my hands through that gorgeous HAIR. I was lucky enough to go see ITZ three times while they were on tour this summer. At Riverbend, I thought I had died and gone to heaven/hell when I got to see not only WET TAY, but DRENCHED Tay...and he slung that wet hair back (not to mention the tight , wet, gray, t-shirt!....OH , MAN!!! But even THAT could not hold a candle to the time at Cuyahoga Falls when he took his luxurious golden hair down and shook it out after having it tied back. I am STILL speechless when I try to describe how THAT looked, but trust me, it is an image I will never forget as long as I live! It was WELL worth the exhorbitant sum I paid for my close-up seats for that concert, believe me!! (Whew! I am sitting here holding my breath as I type, just THINKING about it again!)
Another thing that causes me to practically foam at the mouth is the way he looks in those tighty whitey t-shirts...or black, or ANY color! AND, when he wears jeans, scrape me OFF of the floor!
Since I don't want to hog all the reasons I am in Tay Hell, because I do hope others will send me and the Temptress THEIR reasons, I will name only one more. It drives me completely INSANE with desire when, after Tay is done with a song, he just kinda steps back a little from that keyboard, and just STANDS there, looking so incredibly sexy, it is unbelievable.**********sigh*********
Once upon a time there was a girl named Cait. She loved Hanson, especially that middle one, Taylor. Oh he was a good boy, such a cutie, and was all about feel-good music. Oh, she hung posters on her wall and sang MMMbop until physically forced to stop. Then it happened... She and her friend turned on "Live at the Ten Spot" to see their little sweethearts play. The music started, the curtain rose, and they began to sing the song that changed her life forever..."Do me right, uh huh, Do me right..." I was that poor little girl, and that song, that one phrase, sent me to hormonal paradise and Taylor Hell. Yet that was not the end of my suffering... Two months later I attended the Toronto concert. It was an awesome show and a great time. Then, as my friend shrieked, I saw it. Taylor had taken off his overshirt to display his wonderfully tight white shirt. It was in that instant that my elevator dropped and I was on my way down. Soon after he began to play the drums. No, there is nothing sexier than seeing him in that tight white shirt bouncing behind the drum set. His hair bouncing with him, and his shirt completely drenched. That's when I hit the land of Taylor Hell, and since that time, I can never seem to find my way back...but I don't want to. If you are ever in Taylor Hell come visit me, for I am a permanent resident. ~Cait~
I have some reasons that send me plummeting to Tay Hell.
First of all, that voice. Not the voice fron 3CG or MON, but THE voice. The one from SI and LFA. Words can't even describe the feeling I
had when I first heard him sing Speechless on LFA. I love that "Owww" he does after the first verse. It just sends me riding that elevator to
Tay Hell.
Second, when he wears jeans and those skin tight shirts that just seem to hug every muscle on that luscious body of his. ::heavy sigh:: (My
heart is thudding extreamly fast just thinking about it! AHHH!)
Third of all, his "new" look. That earring of his, it is sooooooooooooo sexy. When I first saw him with that at the Star Wars thingy I was
breathless. I LOVE it a lot. Now we all know he said he wouldn't get an earring until he got some facial hair. (Hmmmm, facial hair,
interesting) We all saw him performing the anthem at the Women's World Cup right? Well, if not, then you missed something good. DAMN
good. That is all I have to say about that : DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!
And last but certainly not least, when he plays the drums. When I went to their concert here in Dallas, Tx, and I saw him get up onto Zac's
platform and start playing the drums, my heart stopped and I was sent plummeting down to Tay Hell.
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