PART
2G
[Arrive back in Tulsa]
[Gettles Beshores, Luke,
Jesse awaiting their arrival. All get off plane. Rachel is
half asleep and swaying as she walks. Walker and Diana are fighting
over who gets to hold Ember. The Marshalls are all screaming at each
other. All the little kids are whining about how long the plane ride
was. Isaac and Delia are fighting over whether or not the guy on
he plane was hitting on Delia. Zac is holding up Rachel. Taylor
is resisting the urge to smack Isaac for just being so damn annoying.
Karen and Rob are discussing what's gonna happen to Ember]
TORI: [runs up to Taylor
and hugs him] I missed you!
TAYLOR: Huh?
Oh, yeah, I missed you too
DIANA: Aww, how cute
TAYLOR: Yeah, yeah, so
cute
RACHEL: [slurred
speech] Hi Tori--howryou? I'm jus fine
TORI: What's up with
her?
ZAC: She's either
tired or drugged. . .we're not sure
TORI: Drugged
RACHEL: [slurred]
Nope, nope. I'm good--yup--jus good. S'not bad--s'good.
What was we talkin' 'bout? [falls over. Taylor catches her.]
TAYLOR: Geez, Rae, You're
gonna kill yourself
RACHEL: Nah--Thanks
Tay [pats his face]
TAYLOR: Drugged
TORI: I rest my case
RACHEL: Nope--s'not
what you think. S'all good. Oh my head
TAYLOR: You'll be
okay
RACHEL: I think I'm
gonna puke
TAYLOR: How pleasant
ZAC: Here, I'll take
her [Taylor gives her to Zac] [Rachel pukes on Zac]
RACHEL: Sorry
ZAC: No--no--that's
alright. Someone takes her [Delia takes Rachel]
DELIA: C'mon honey,
we're gonna go have you sit down and rest.
RACHEL: Rest is good
ZAC: Mom--can we
go?
DIANA: Zachary--what
happened
ZAC: Rachel isn't
feeling well
DIANA: You just let
that girl walk all over you, don't you.
ZAC: Yeah, but. .
.but. . .I don't care--cause. . .cause. . .
DIANA: Zachary, your
rambling
ZAC: Sorry
DIANA: Okay--lets
go home so Zac can change out of the vomit
AVERY: Ah ha--Zaccy
smells
ZAC: Shut up
ZOE: Eww. . .you
do smell!
JESSICA: Good job
Rachel
ZAC: Can we go. .
.please!
DIANA: Yes, Zachary,
now stop whining
ZAC: Would you stop
calling me Zachary
ZOE: Its your name--duh
ZAC: It makes me
feel like I'm 3.
KAREN: Well, I guess
we should take Rachel home too and give her something to settle her stomach
TAYLOR: yeah, before
she pukes on the rest of us
RACHEL: Shut up,
Taylor
[all collect children and
leave.] [That night at Heverlings. Rachel is in bed with the flu]
DELIA: [sticks head
into Rachel's room] Rae--you have a visitor.
RACHEL: Zaccy?
DELIA: Close but
no [Taylor comes in, Delia leaves]
TAYLOR: Hey
RACHEL: Hey.
I wouldn't come too close, I gots the flu.
TAYLOR: Mom sent
me over with chicken soup. Zac would have come but he's taking his
5th shower today.
RACHEL: Ooops
TAYLOR: Here is the
soup [she scrunches up her nose. she groans] Okay, we
can save that for later. [sets it down on the dresser]
RACHEL: [smiles weakly]
Okay [Taylor sits on her bed]
TAYLOR: So, how do
you feel
RACHEL: Well, my
head feels like someone is driving nails through it, my throat feels like
sand paper, my nose is like a freaking faucet--which reminds me, can you
hand me the tissues [he hands her a box of Kleenex] Thank you.
[blows nose] Oh--and my stomach is kinda flip flopping around and
I'm sick of it
TAYLOR: Geez, going
for some kind of record?
RACHEL: Yup--I'm
gonna try to puke on as many people as possible
TAYLOR: Yes, that's
always been my dream. To have Rachel Heverling be so kind as to puke
on me.
RACHEL: [sarcastic]
Oh, I love you, too
TAYLOR: Rae, you
look like shit
RACHEL: And I feel
like shit, too
TAYLOR: I'm so jealous
RACHEL: I'm sure
TAYLOR: I should go
RACHEL: Bye, Tay
TAYLOR: Bye
[Next day, Morgan and Tori
are visiting Rachel. Phone rings]
RACHEL: [weakly]
Can someone get that?
MORGAN: Its him!
RACHEL: Morgan, its
okay.
TORI: [picks up phone]
Hello [Taylor on other end freaks]
TAYLOR: Tori! Hi!
TORI: Tay?
Why are you calling here?
TAYLOR: I was asked
to check up on Rae. How is she?
TORI: Better.
Her fever is down. Wanna talk to her?
TAYLOR: Um. . .yeah
[Tori hands phone to Rachel]
RACHEL: Hello?
TAYLOR: Hello sweetheart
RACHEL: [trying to
sound annoyed] You again
TAYLOR: Are you pissed
at me or putting on an act for Tori
RACHEL: yes
TAYLOR: Okay--so,
this is just an act
RACHEL: [extremely
annoyed] yes
TAYLOR: I love you
RACHEL: I know
TAYLOR: How are you?
RACHEL: Still puking--but
better
TAYLOR: How appetizing
RACHEL: I know
TAYLOR: I'd come
over tonight and check up on you, but Tori and I have a date. Zac
will be over, though. I think my mom is coming too.
RACHEL: My Zaccy
boy? Yippie skippy!
TAYLOR: Riight.
RACHEL: What?
TAYLOR: Nothing.
I gotta go. bye
RACHEL: Buh byes
[That afternoon, Tori calls
Taylor]
TORI: Hey, Tay, I'm
gonna have to cancel our date. I'm not feeling well. I might
have what Rae's got so don't bother to come over
TAYLOR: Oh, okay.
Well, I hope you feel better, sweetie
TORI: Thanks.
Bye
TAYLOR: Bye
[hang up]
TORI: [calls John]
JOHN: Hello?
TORI: Hey, I'm not
busy tonight anymore--why don't you come over
JOHN: Okay, and we
can. . .
TORI: Maybe. . .[at
Tori's house that night]
JOHN: Tori--
TORI: Yeah?
JOHN: We have the
house all to ourselves, right
TORI: [smiles]
Yes. What exactly are you getting at?
JOHN: You should
know. What we did last time
TORI: Wasn't once
enough. Relationships aren't all about sex.
JOHN: Well, if you
don't want to, that's okay with me
TORI: I'm starting
to feel like Rachel
JOHN: [puts his arm
around her] Who's Rachel?
TORI: My friend.
She's a player to put it nicely
JOHN: Ahh. . .[Tori
lays her head on John's shoulder]
TORI: Yeah, but she's
nice
JOHN: I'm sure she
is [John kisses Tori and they start to make out]
[Heverlings. Rachel
is still sick with a slight fever and a box of Kleenex]
ZAC: Hey babe
RACHEL: Hi
ZAC: You don't look
too good
RACHEL: I don't feel
too good.
ZAC: How are you?
RACHEL: Good, but
Ember is driving me nuts. I have the biggest migraine and she just keeps
on yelling.
ZAC: She is such
a beautiful little girl. Guys better watch out. She's gonna
grow up to be a heartbreaker.
RACHEL: She has your
eyes
ZAC: Yeah.
Hey, Rae. . .
RACHEL: What?
ZAC: I'm kinda glad
we aren't dating right now. I really think we need this time to establish
a trusting relationship and one that is more about the want to be with
each other and a more emotional relationship than a physical one.
I want it to be more about knowing each other mentally and for what the
other person really is. In other words, I want to be with Ember and
you, not your body, to put it bluntly
RACHEL: I want that
too, Zac. I've made so many mistakes and I want them to stop, but
I don't know how. I don't want everything to be physical. I
feel like I'm below dirt.
ZAC: I'm always here
for you
RACHEL: I know.
I don't understand why, but I know.
ZAC: Good.
Listen, I couldn't stay long, but I really wanted to see how you were.
I gotta go. I love you.
RACHEL: I love you,
too.
ZAC: I would kiss
you goodbye, but I fear getting the flu from you and then end up all stuck
in bed coughing, puking and blowing my nose. How do you do it?
RACHEL: I really
don't have a choice.
ZAC: [nods] Well,
I better go.
RACHEL: Okay, bye
hun.
ZAC: See ya
[leaves] [Few days later, Taylor is at the Heverlings. No one is
there but Taylor and Rachel. They are asleep together on Rachel's
bed. Taylor opens his eyes]
TAYLOR: You awake?
RACHEL: No
TAYLOR: ha ha.
Well you better wake up
RACHEL: Why?
TAYLOR: Cause anyone
could just walk in and find us here
RACHEL: That didn't
stop you while you were making out with me
TAYLOR: Yes, well,
you know. Hey baby?
RACHEL: Huh?
TAYLOR: Why are we
doing this? Meeting just so we can make out with each other.
Its happening all the time. Rae, this is too weird me.
And I know you're experienced, which makes it weirder.
RACHEL: You were
a virgin?
TAYLOR: You couldn't
tell?
RACHEL: No--I wish
I were. I don't know why I keep doing this stuff. I guess I
just want someone to love me. I don't know--I'm really screwed up.
TAYLOR: I love you,
Zac loves you. . .
RACHEL: I know, and
I love you both, but I wish I didn't sleep with every guy that I love
TAYLOR: I can understand
that
RACHEL: Taylor, I'm
16 and look at what I've done with my life. I don't expect people
to feel sorry me, but I can't help but be disappointed in myself.
And especially what I've done to your brother.
TAYLOR: Rae, there
is nothing wrong with your life. Zac will get over it. And
you've got so much going you
RACHEL: Oh yeah? Like what?
TAYLOR: You are so
smart, you have good people skills, You're incredibly beautiful. you know
when you should take responsibility. . .
RACHEL: Oh, I've
got great people skills--look at my friends: Zac, you, Dan--
TAYLOR: Morgan, Tori,
Delia is one of your best friends
RACHEL: Yeah--I can
tell her almost anything--except this
TAYLOR: That's because
this shouldn't be happening
RACHEL: But it is
TAYLOR: Rae, we can't
keep doing this. Someone is bound to find out
RACHEL: Well, we'll
just have to take that chance. Maybe we'll get on Springer this time
TAYLOR: nah--you'd
have to sleep with Ike, too. Then we'll qualify
RACHEL: Sounds good
to me!
TAYLOR: Rae!
RACHEL: I was just
joking.
TAYLOR: [looks at
the clock and jumps up] Oh no
RACHEL: What?
TAYLOR: I gotta go.
I'm late
RACHEL: what?
TAYLOR: Date with Tori.
Gotta go. [runs out door] [Phone rings]
RACHEL: Hello?
[unrecognizable crying on other end] Who is this?
TORI: Tay stood me
up! Rae, you're his friend. Is there someone else?
RACHEL: Someone else?
TORI: Another girl!
RACHEL: Tori, I don't
know. I really can't talk now. I'll call you later. Bye
hun.
TORI: bye [calls
John]
JOHN: Hello?
TORI: Tay stood me
up!
JOHN: Good--then we can
get together. I mean, its not like we aren't now, but then we can
be exclusive. Its not like we haven't slept together.
TORI: John, a relationship
is not just about sex. Geez. [knock at door] Oh God,
I think Tay's here. Gotta go. [Hangs up and answers door]
TAYLOR: Sorry I'm
late
TORI: That's okay--come
one in. I though we could stay here instead of going out.
TAYLOR: Sounds good
TORI: Oh--and no
one is home, either. [Tori leads him into the living room.
They watch some TV and then start to make out. Taylor's hand comes
up Tori's back and up her shirt]
TORI: [out of breath}
Tay. . .
TAYLOR: [also out
of breath] Yeah, Rae?
TORI: [stops dead
in her tracks and pushes him away] What did you call me?
TAYLOR: Tori
TORI: No, you called
me Rae. What's going on?
TAYLOR: Nothing.
. .Rae is with Zac
TORI: It wouldn't
be the first time she cheated, plus Rachel is single. Why were you
late?
TAYLOR: Cause I got
held up
TORI: Why? Where
were you? [Taylor stays silent. Tori picks up the phone.]
RACHEL: Hullo?
[Tori puts it on speaker. silences Taylor]
TORI: Rae! [makes
herself cry]
RACHEL: Tori, what's
wrong!?
TORI: Tay still isn't
here!
RACHEL: He's not?
TORI: No--do you
know where he was? [Tay goes to talk but Tori puts her hand on his
mouth]
RACHEL: Well, he
was over here, but he left a while ago cause he said that you two had a
date. [Taylor slaps his ehead. Tori gets an angry
look]
TORI: That's what
I thought!
RACHEL: What?
TORI: What's going
on between you two?
RACHEL: Nothing
TORI: Then why did
Taylor just call me Rae while we were making out? [silence on the
phone] Uh-huh.
RACHEL: But you said.
. .[Tori lets Taylor go]
TAYLOR: Hi Rae.
RACHEL: Oh no--I've
been conned
TORI: Well, I guess
its a good thing I've been seeing someone else
TAYLOR: What?
RACHEL: You're bluffing
TORI: Nope.
Name's John Saw--I met him while you were in New York.
RACHEL: Oh--by the
way, the show is on tomorrow
TORI: Goodie
TAYLOR: Did you sleep
with him?
TORI: Did you sleep
with her? Wait--dumb question
TAYLOR: That was
uncalled and tasteless
TORI: But true.
Yes, I did sleep with John, once.
TAYLOR: Yeah, okay,
I slept with Rae. . .
TORI: Once?
Twice?
TAYLOR: Once.
In New York
TORI: So, you were
with her just bee you came over here, huh?
RACHEL: Uh, yeah
TORI: That's just
nasty
TAYLOR: Tori, you
cheated on me, too. I don't see how that makes you any better.
TORI: Maybe not better,
but at least I'm not a whore.
TAYLOR: Rae isn't
a whore
RACHEL: Yes I am
TAYLOR: Rae, meet
me over at my house
TORI: Why, so you
two can have sex again?
TAYLOR: Tori, no!
RACHEL: When?
TAYLOR: A.S.A.P.
RACHEL: Okay, I'll be over
[hangs up]
TAYLOR: Come on,
Tori. We're going to my house
[At Hansons.]
TAYLOR: Where's Zac?
ISAAC: I dunno, why
TAYLOR: Is he home?
ISAAC: Should be
TAYLOR: [walks into
kitchen] [Tori stays in living room, too angry to speak] Mom,
where is Zac?
DIANA: Upstairs--bedroom
TAYLOR: Okay [walks
to bedroom. knocks]
ZAC: Come in.
[Taylor walks in] Why did you knock? Its your room, too.
TAYLOR: Yeah, I know.
Come with me.
ZAC: Why?
TAYLOR: Just do it.
ZAC: Okay [follows
him downstairs] [As they walk into living room, Rachel knocks. Taylor
answers door. She comes in and sits.]
TORI: [sarcastic]
Make yourself at home. [Delia walks in from the bathroom]
DELIA: Hey, Rae.
RACHEL: Hi, Delia
TAYLOR: We, meaning
Zac, Tori, Rachel and I need to talk. Delia, Isaac--you're welcome
to stay if you like. [Isaac, Delia look at each other. Tori
sits with a determined look on her face. Rachel is about to cry.
Zac is confused.] First, we need to establish where we're coming from bee
a fight breaks out. Zac--
ZAC: Yeah?
TAYLOR: What do you
believe the status of your relationship with Rachel to be?
ZAC: Well, we're
just friends. She and I can both dat whoever we please. We
might get together eventually, but right now, we aren't.
TAYLOR: Rachel, do
you agree with Zac
RACHEL: Yeah, I guess
TAYLOR: Is that a
yes or a no
RACHEL: Yes, I agree
TAYLOR: Okay--and
Tori, when I first came over to your house, what did you believe our status
to be
TORI: We were dating--exclusively
TAYLOR: We never
said exclusively.
TORI: But we were
TAYLOR: Yeah, okay,
I agree. Rachel--what do you believe our relationship to be
RACHEL: We were friends.
I'm single.
TAYLOR: I agree.
Now Tori? You and Zac?
TORI: Friends
ZAC: Agree.
TAYLOR: Okay, who
has been sleeping with who? Tori? You and me?
TORI: No. We
were not.
TAYLOR: You and Zac?
TORI: No.
TAYLOR: Anyone else?
TORI: Yeah--uh, John.
John Saw.
ISAAC: I know that
kid!
DELIA: Shh. . .
TAYLOR: Anyway, Zac,
you and Rachel? I mean recently. Besides Ember.
ZAC: Nope--Ember
was the only time.
TAYLOR: Anyone else?
ZAC: Nope
RACHEL: Agreed
[sighs]
TAYLOR: Okay, now
Rachel. . .have we been sleeping together?
RACHEL: [swallows
hard and licks lips] Yeah. We have.
DELIA: Wow. . .
ZAC: You can say
that again
TAYLOR: Zac, listen,
I never meant to hurt you. And like I said, that was all me just
establishing where we were coming from.
ZAC: Yeah--I know.
I'm just a little in shock. And I guess I can't get mad at you because
Rachel and I weren't really together.
RACHEL: Zac, please
understand that I love you and I want you, but I'm just so confused right
now. And I love Taylor, too.
ZAC: Rachel, I understand
what its like to feel torn. Its only happened to ma a thousand times.
We can talk about this later. I just need time to think.
RACHEL: [nods]
Yeah, okay. But I think I need to take a leave of absence--I guess
its a good thing me, huh, Delia?
DELIA: Yeah, but its only
temporary
RACHEL: I still need
it
ISAAC: What?
DELIA: We're moving
a little while
ISAAC: What!?
ZAC: You can't be
leaving
RACHEL: Its only
the summer. Well, maybe longer, but you'll be on tour anyway.
TAYLOR: Where?
DELIA: Pennsylvania
RACHEL: Some town
called Lebanon
DELIA: It might be
longer than the summer but we'll be back eventually
RACHEL: You'll be
on tour.
ISAAC: Yeah, but.
. .
ZAC: We'll still
miss you
TORI: Morgan and
I will still be around
ZAC: We won't
ISAAC: Come see us
on tour. We'll get tickets to you guys
DELIA: Okay, just
please don't play Mmmbop.
TAYLOR: Don't worry,
we will
RACHEL: No! The agony!
ZAC: [quiety]
Mmmbop, ba duba dop, bad du bop. . .[keeps singing. Isaac and Taylor join
in. grow louder and louder]
RACHEL: [drops to
her knees and covers her ears] No!!
DELIA: No!
Stop! I can't take this!
RACHEL: [in fake
tears] Stop the horror
TORI: Its just too
painful [finish song and then Taylor leads them into "Where's the
Love"]
RACHEL: Okay, Taylor,
enough [Taylor keeps singing]
RACHEL: Zac. . .
ZAC: [smiles and
keeps singing] [Rachel starts to tug on him. She puts her arms
around him]
RACHEL: Zaccy. .
.[whines] Come on. [3 finish song. Rachel, Tori, Delia leave out
sigh of relief. Taylor leads them into "If Only". Rachel smacks
him] No!
TAYLOR: Okay, okay
[Diana walks into room]
DIANA: Delia, oh--and
Rachel, um, your mother wants you home.
DELIA: Okay, thanks
Diana [kisses Isaac] Bye. C'mon Rae
RACHEL: Bye everyone
[kisses Zac] Uh oh. . .panic [kisses Taylor] Okay, bye
[runs out the door]
DELIA: [shrugs.
leaves]
TAYLOR: [looks at
Zac] That was weird
ZAC: I agree
TAYLOR: Are you mad
at me
ZAC: No. A
little hurt and I feel sort of betrayed, but I'm not mad. Although,
I probably should be, huh?
TAYLOR: Probably?
ZAC: But me and Rae
weren't together. And I love you, you're my brother.
TAYLOR: Zac, you
have no idea about how much better that made me feel
TORI: Oh--how sweet
ZAC: I take it you're
angry
TORI: Of course I'm
angry! My boyfriend cheated on me.
ISAAC: But you cheated
on him too
TORI: So
TAYLOR: Tori, maybe
you better go.
TORI: Yeah, maybe
I should. [Tori storms out. Diana enters room]
DIANA: Taylor. .
.
TAYLOR: Mom. . .
DIANA: You cheated
on Tori
TAYLOR: Yeah
DIANA: With Rachel
TAYLOR: Yeah.
ZAC: Don't get mad at him,
mom.
DIANA: I'm not mad,
just a little surprised
TAYLOR: I was, too.
DIANA: [shakes head]
Well, supper is almost ready and your manager will be over tonight to discuss
the upcoming tour.
ISAAC: Okay, Mom.
We'll be in [Diana goes into kitchen] C'mon guys, lets go.
[That night. Christopher Sabec, their manager, is discussing the
2001 tour.]
CHRIS: Okay guys,
we have to pick dates and make up a set list.
TAYLOR: What's our
time frame
CHRIS: We thinking
June through September.
ISAAC: Sounds good.
Well, we have to do Tulsa
ZAC: And Hershey
cause of Rae and Delia
ISAAC: Yeah
CHRIS: Oh, them
TAYLOR: What's that
supposed to mean?
CHRIS: Bad
image, that's all
ISAAC: My girlfriend
is bad for my image?
ZAC: We have an image?
CHRIS: You had and
image. Emphasis on the had.
TAYLOR: Yeah, we
were perfect, clean cut blonds from Tulsa, Oklahoma--America's heartland.
ZAC: Well, if my
image is dead because of Ember, at least no one found out we dye our hair.
CHRIS: Yes--just
another day and then the world knows about Amber
ZAC: Ember
CHRIS: Whatever.
Still a kid.
ZAC: Well, sorry.
. .I wasn't planning on her, but it happened and now I've got to take responsibility.
TAYLOR: That's very
mature of you.
ZAC: Thanks
ISAAC: Can we get
back to the tour dates?
CHRIS: Please.
So far: Tulsa, Hershey
ZAC: New York City
TAYLOR: Detroit
ZAC: Austin
ISAAC: Phoenix
TAYLOR: Seattle
ZAC: Rae wants to
live in Seattle
ISAAC: Shut up
ZAC: Sorry
TAYLOR: San Francisco
ZAC: Pittsburgh
ISAAC: Vancouver
TAYLOR: Philadelphia
ZAC: D.C.
ISAAC: Omaha
TAYLOR: Topeka
ZAC: St. Louis
ISAAC: Milwaukee
ZAC: [starts humming
"Man from Milwaukee"]
TAYLOR: Las Angeles
ISAAC: Las Vegas
ZAC, TAYLOR: Isaac,
no
TAYLOR: Arlington
ZAC: Miami
CHRIS: Good start.
I'll talk with management, we'll contact venues and set everything up.
TAYLOR: Okay.
CHRIS: We'll make up the
set list, consult with you, you can edit it, add stuff, we'll compromise
and then we'll have the final list.
TAYLOR: Okay.
Hey, when you set dates and venues, can we get first dibs on tickets for
our friends?
CHRIS: Sure, we'll
work something out. Backstage passes, too?
ISAAC: Yeah
CHRIS: What time
does Maury air tomorrow?
ZAC: 11 a. m.
CHRIS: Oh boy--okay.
Ya know, it got posted on hansonline.com, so everyone is gonna be watching.
Its probably in the papers.
ZAC: Actually, its
mentioned in "Star"
CHRIS: Tabloids?!
ZAC: Yeah, but it
won't reveal what happened. I made front page.
CHRIS: I have a headache.
ZAC: Aww, want some
Tylenol?
CHRIS: No
ZAC: Okay--but look,
I'm on the cover. . .well, so is Dan, but who cares.
CHRIS: The cover!?
You're on the cover of "Star"!?
ZAC: Is that bad?
CHRIS: [sarcastic]
Oh, no, only the entire world knows now. That isn't a bad thing
TAYLOR: It tells
them the story and when to watch Maury to find out what happened.
CHRIS: [still sarcastic]
How wonderful
ZAC: They got my bad side
in this picture
CHRIS: How terrible
for you
TAYLOR: What?
No picture of Rae?
ZAC: That [points]
is Rae.
ISAAC: Oh--to put
this nicely, that picture doesn't do her justice
TAYLOR: Justice?!
It makes her look like a damn sheepdog.
ISAAC: Now, Taylor
TAYLOR: It does!
Rae Is so much prettier than that.
ZAC: Taylor has a
point. She looks drugged here.
CHRIS: Probably is
ISAAC: Chris!
You aren't very nice when the topic of Rachel comes up.
CHRIS: She is going
to ruin your careers
ZAC: Maybe if you
just met her. . .
CHRIS: I don't know
her [grabs tabloid form Taylor] and I don't want to know her [looks
at picture] Agh! This is her?
TAYLOR: See. . .sheepdog
ZAC: Trust me. .
.I wouldn't like her if she looked like that
CHRIS: She?
Well I would hope not. [phone rings]
DIANA: Isaac, honey,
its Delia.
CHRIS: Delia?
ISAAC: My girlfriend
[picks up phone] Delia?
ZAC: Rachel's sister.
There were on Leno when we were on with Morgan
CHRIS: Oh yeah, the
scary one
TAYLOR: Yeah, double-o-Rae
CHRIS: Maybe I should
meet her.
ISAAC: [still on
phone] Hi Rae, where's Delia? Ahh--so you stole the phone.
I get it. Yeah, but he's stupid
TAYLOR: Isaac, can
you keep it down, we're having a discussion
ISAAC: [sarcastic]
So sorry [normal] Just the leach. No, Tay.
TAYLOR: Ha ha ha
ha ha
ISAAC: Yeah, our
manager is over here. [listens Bad for a little] Well, I guess
you can meet him. Sure, come on over. [pauses to listen again
then rolls his eyes] Okay, that's enough Christina Aguilera.
[hangs up] Rae is coming over to meet Chris and she's bringing Delia
for me.
ZAC: Yay!
CHRIS: Fabulous
TAYLOR: Yeah--I can't
wait.
ZAC: I hope she brings
Ember. Now that we know that she's mine, we're changing her last
name to Hanson.
CHRIS: I bet Ember
is ecstatic
TAYLOR: Chris, I
don't appreciate your attitude [Zac laughs. door knock]
ISAAC: I guess that's
them