PART 2D
[Hanson house.  Hanson, Gettle, and Beshore families are waiting for the always late Heverling family]
ZAC:  Do you think its Rae?
TORI:  What's Rae?
ZAC:  Why they're late
WALKER:  Karen is always late
[Karen opens the door and is followed by Delia, Morgan, Rachel, Rob, Robbie, & Joey]
KAREN:  Sorry we're late.  Joey insisted upon bringing his Power Rangers but I wouldn't allow it.
MARCK:  What is so important?
DIANA:  An issue that we all need to confront.  I'm sure all the kids know what I'm talking about, correct Rachel?
RACHEL:  Oh no
TORI:  [to Rachel]  How did she. . .
MORGAN:  Who snitched?
TAYLOR:  I did!  I'm sorry!
ZAC:  Mom manipulated him
TORI: [to Taylor] Snitch
DEVON:  What happened
RACHEL:  [quietly]  I'm pregnant.
JULIE:  Oh honey, are you alright?
RACHEL:  [nods]  I'm fine, just impregnated
SHARON:  I agree that this is big, but couldn't it wait
DIANA:  Well, my family needs to discuss it tonight, and I figured it would save time if we did it all tonight.
DEVON:  Why does your family have to discuss it tonight.  Shouldn't that be the Heverlings?
ROB:  Yeah, really
ZAC:  We have to discuss it tonight because I'm a potential father [Rachel shifts uncomfortably]
ROB:  You mean you and Rachel. . .[Zac nods]. . .What about Dan?
RACHEL:  Okay, so I'm a whore!  [bursts into tears.  Zac takes her into his arms]
ROB:  Rachel--I didn't say that.
DIANA:  This is probably the wrong time, but that is so cute!
JULIE:  Yeah, it is.  For both statements
ROBBIE:  This is gross
DELIA: [laughs]  You're so funny.  Okay--prepare yourself.  This all happened today.  We were all in this chat room and some girl made a rude comment about how we were teasing Zac on Leno for liking Rachel.
TORI:  Rae got pissed and started to shriek as she violently shook her computer.
DELIA:  We had to pry her off it and put her in a headlock.
MORGAN:  Then Delia kept pushing at Rae to find out what was upsetting her so badly.
DELIA:  Well, she broke down and yelled, "It's all Zac's fault."  Naturally, I was curious.
TORI:  So Delia put the pieces
MORGAN:  Yeah, and then when we figured it out, we freaked.
DELIA:  Course, Rae is always one to make things as complicated as possible, so she tells us she's gaining a lot of weight and she's getting sick.
TORI:  Then she tells us she slept with Dan, too
MORGAN:  She was just about to call over here when the ESP children entered the home.
DELIA:  Zac took Rachel to get tested professionally and based upon the info he gathered he determined Zac was most likely the father, but he isn't completely sure.
TORI:  The only way to find out is to take a paternity test after the baby is born
ZAC:  Yeah, what they said.  The only reason we were saying it was Dan's is because I don't want to ruin the group or introduce my child into the media.  Omigod. . .child.  This is just really hitting me now.
MARCK:  Well, we'll certainly be here for you two.
MORGAN:  This isn't fair.  I hate Dan.
ZAC:  Me too
WALKER:  Now Zachary. . .
ZAC:  What!?  I do!  I love Rae.  [turns to Rachel]  I love you, Rachel, and although I don't deserve you, Dan deserves you even less.  He doesn't realize how lucky he is.
RACHEL:  [stammers]  I. . .I don't know what to say.
TAYLOR:  Well that's a first
DIANA:  Solution
KAREN:  Now what?
DIANA:  Gotta take a paternity test once the baby is born.  If its Dan's child, then keep quiet.  But if its Zac's. . .
ZAC:  We gotta fess up
DIANA:  [nods]  Yup
MARCK:  This sounds like a soap opera Morgan was in once [Zac, Isaac, Taylor, Delia, Tori, and Rachel all groan.  Morgan smiles]
MORGAN:  You should all listen to me.  I know about this stuff.  Diana, you're always thinking.
DIANA:  Why thank you, Morgan.
MORGAN:  Of course
MARCK:  Well, we should be going.  See ya tomorrow, sweetie.
MORGAN:  Bye, daddy
KAREN:  [leans over to Zac]  Personally, I hope it's yours too  [Zac smiles]
ROB:  Well, we're gonna go.  Bye.
DEVON:  Yeah, us too.  [Everyone collects children]
EVERYONE [AT DIFFERENT TIMES]:  Bye [Zac kisses Rachel and they hug before she leaves with her family and Morgan.  figure from bushes sitting in a tan car watching the house]
[A few months pass smoothly.  Rachel and Morgan have become extremely close.  Rachel is now eight months pregnant.]
MORGAN:  [walking down street with Rachel]  Why are we visiting Dan again?
RACHEL:  He wants to discuss names for the baby
MORGAN:  Oh yeah.  I can hear him now. . .[imitates Dan]  Daniel for a boy and Danielle for a girl.
RACHEL:  [laughs]  Over my dead body.  [They knock on Dan's door.  Liza Marshall, Dan's sister, answers.  Liza is Goth..:  pierced eyebrow, nose and tongue.  black hair with red streaks.  pale skin, dressed in black leather]
LIZA:  Hello Rachel, Morgan
MORGAN, RACHEL:  Hi
RACHEL:  Is Dan here
LIZA:  No, thank God.  He just left.
RACHEL:  Okay, thanks Liza.  [Liza shuts the door]
MORGAN:  She is so creepy
RACHEL:  I know.  I wonder where Dan went.  [Morgan shrugs.  Girls go their separate ways.]  [That night, phone rings at Beshore house]
MORGAN:  Hey, this is Morgan
JESSE:  Hey
MORGAN:  Hi sweetie
JESSE:  Um. . .we need to talk
MORGAN:  About what?
JESSE:  I think we should start seeing other people
MORGAN:  What!?
JESSE:  Well, I never see you.
MORGAN:  You don't love me anymore
JESSE:  Morgan, we should still see each other, but other people too
MORGAN:  Fine, I don't need you.  I'm breaking up with you.
JESSE:  But Morgan. . .[Morgan hangs up on him]
MORGAN:  The nerve.  he can't break up with me.  I'm a star. I need to shop.  [Leaves house.  As she walks down the street, she is approached by a strange person with big teeth.  He knocks Morgan down, leaving her unconscious.  He drags her to his car and takes off.]
[Rachel is sitting with Isaac, Taylor, and Zac in the Hanson's living room]
RACHEL:  What names do you like?
TAYLOR:  Taylor
ISAAC:  Can I hit him?
ZAC:  Be my guest
ISAAC:  Kristin for a girl, Jamie for a boy.
TAYLOR:  Seriously. . .Cleo for a girl. . .and, um, Chad for a boy
RACHEL:  How 'bout Taylor for a girl
TAYLOR:  Funny
RACHEL:  Dan said Amber for a girl or Chris for a boy.
TAYLOR:  Chris is too common
ZAC:  What do you like?
RACHEL:  Either Kate or Emily for a girl and Seth for a boy.
ZAC:  How 'bout Jason for a boy?  Then you can put Amber and Emily together to get Ember for a girl.
RACHEL:  I like that. . .Ember
TAYLOR:  Yeah, and Jason isn't bad either.  You're not half bad at this Zac
ZAC:  Thanks.
RACHEL:  Yeah, Jason Christopher or Ember. . .
ZAC:  Carisma
RACHEL:  Carisma?
ISAAC:  Isn't that the chick that played Cordelia on 'Buffy' and 'Angel'?  Charisma Carpenter?
ZAC:  [quietly]  yeah [louder]  But it sounds good, don't it?
RACHEL:  Ember Carisma. . .yeah, I like it.   [phone rings]
ISAAC:  Hansons, this is Ike
SHARON:  Ike, is Morgan there?
ISAAC:  No.  You sound worried.  Is something wrong?
SHARON:  Well, Morgan is missing
ISAAC:  I'd say that is definitely wrong.  Have you called the Marshalls?
SHARON:  Yes.  Ken said that I should go to the cops.  Morgan is such a big star and Ken has been getting letters from all sorts of unusual and crazy people wanting to either kill or rape her.  Marck is at the station.
ISAAC:  Damn.  Now I'm scared for my own safety.
SHARON: Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.  I'm just so nervous.  Imagine how your mother gets when all three of you are missing if I'm like this with one child.
ISAAC:  Yikes. . .no wonder Mom's stress level is on the rise.
TAYLOR:  Hey, Ike, what's up
ISAAC:  Morgan is missing.
RACHEL:  [jumps up and almost falls over, but regains her balance.] What!?
TAYLOR:  Are you serious?!
ZAC:  Omigod. . .its him!
ISAAC:  Who?!
SHARON: What?  Who?
ZAC:  That guy with the big teeth.  The stalker.  He was stalking her and now he's got her.  Oh the humanity!  Why did he have to get her.
TAYLOR:  Zac--
ZAC:  No, really.  I bet it is.  I'm being weird again, right?
TAYLOR:  Yeah
ZAC: Sorry
RACHEL:  Well, he could be right.  He was showing up everywhere she went.
ZAC:  Exactly
TAYLOR:  Uh oh. . .
ISAAC:  Hey Sharon. . .
SHARON:  Huh?
ISAAC:  Remember when Morgan was convinced that she was being stalked by the guy with the big teeth and the squeaky voice
SHARON:  Yes.  Do you think it could be him
ISAAC:  Well who else could it be?  He's the most suspicious
SHARON:  Isaac, I think you're right.
ISAAC: Of course I am
SHARON:  I'm gonna call the police
ISAAC:  Okay--you do that
[At the "lair" of Mac Douglas, stalker extraordinaire.  Mac has Morgan tied to a chair like in horror movies.  He is concocting an evil plan as Morgan tries to develop a plan to get herself out of this mess.]
MORGAN:  Excuse me, psycho child star kidnapper
MAC:  You talkin' to me?
MORGAN:  Yes, Mr. Dinero (sp?)
MAC:  Funny
MORGAN:  Your voice is.  You're gonna be in big trouble when my daddy gets a hold of you.
MAC:  Right--I'm scared now.
MORGAN:  No--I can't take it anymore!  I'd rather look at Dan all day than spend another second here with you
MAC:  You know you're really starting to get on my nerves
MORGAN:  Mission accomplished
MAC:  Wait. . .who's Dan?
MORGAN:  Believe me, you don't want to know
[Cut to Hanson house.  Sharon & Marck are pacing frantically]
JULIE:  Sharon, you must settle down.  I'm sure its nothing.
SHARON: [shouts]   Nothing?!  My only child has been kidnaped and you think its nothing!  Heartless, that's what you are!  Heartless!
MARCK:  My baby!  She's gone.  I loved that girls [falls on the sofa and starts to cry]
POLICE OFFICER RILEY:  In most cases, the child shows up within 24 hours
SHARON:  [shakes Officer Riley]  This is not most cases!  My baby is special!
OFFICER RILEY:  Mrs. Beshore, you're choking me
SHARON:  Sorry  [releases him]
[ISAAC/TAYLOR/ZAC'S ROOM]
ZAC:  I can't believe she's missing
TAYLOR:  Its all Jesse's fault
JESSE:  I still liked her.  I just thought that since we never see each other, she would want to see other people
ISAAC:  Oh. . .Morgan, you're so complicated.
JESSE:  I love Morgan
TAYLOR:  I love her, too
JESSE:  [quickly and defensive] She's mine
TAYLOR:  Chill out, Jay, I'm not gonna steal your woman.
RACHEL:  I miss her
TORI:  Me too
RACHEL:  [sniffles]  I feel like there should be some soap opera comment inserted here.
ZAC:  If only we had listened to her  [Dan enters room.  Zac is holding Rachel.]  What are you doing here?
DAN:  Well, my dad is Morgan's agent.  Why are you holding my girlfriend.
RACHEL:  [sits up and runs over to Dan]  I'm emotionally distressed [throws her arms around him and starts sobbing on his shoulder]
DAN:  Riight. . .you're always emotionally distressed
RACHEL:  Can I hit 'im?
ZAC:  Yes!!
DAN:  Zachary
JESSE:  This is not the time to be fighting.  My girlfriend is missing
ISAAC:  Girlfriend?  You broke up with her.
JESSE:  She broke up with me
RACHEL:  Oh, so now you're the victim
JESSE:  Yes!
ZAC:  Now this is when Morgan would say [in a ditzy voice]  'This sounds like a soap opera I was in.'
ALL BUT JESSE:  Morgan. . .[bow their heads and have a moment of silence]
JESSE:  She isn't dead
DAN:  Too bad. . .
ALL BUT DAN:  Dan!!
[phone rings.  all dive for phone.  Zac gets there first]
ZAC:  Morgan!
LUKE:  Um. . .no. . .
ZAC:  Big teeth guy?!
LUKE:  I have big teeth!?. . .Mom, get the mirror
LUKE'S MOM:  What are you yelling about?
LUKE:  Do I have big teeth [smiles really big]
LUKE'S MOM:  No, that's why I got you braces
LUKE:  Hey, I don't have big teeth, punk
ZAC:  Who is this?
LUKE:  Who is this?
ZAC:  You called me.
LUKE:  Luke
ZAC:  Who's that
MACKIE:  [picks up phone on another extension]  Heeellloooo. . .
LUKE:  Who's this
MACKIE:  Mackie!
DIANA:  Hello?
LUKE:  Hi
DIANA:  Who's this
LUKE:  Luke. . .
DIANA:  Luke?  Luke Kasi?
LUKE:  Uh. . .yeah
DIANA:  Luke sweetie!
LUKE:  Mrs H!
DIANA:  Where are you?
LUKE:  Down the street.  We moved back!
DIANA:  Well get your but over here now, boy
MACKIE:  I'm six
DIANA:  Yes you are honey, now hang up the phone
MACKIE:  Okie-dokie
LUKE:  There's another one?
DIANA:  Yeah, wait 'til you meet them all of them
LUKE:  All?
DIANA:  Just come over.  [hang up==> back upstairs.] [Zac hangs up]
RACHEL:  Who was that?
ZAC:  I donno, but my mom invited him over
ALL:  [Scream]
JESSE:  He got Morgan, now he's after us!
DELIA:  Jesse. . .chill
[doorbell rings.] [Sharon screams==>Avery, Jessica, Zoe answer door]
LUKE:  Hi?
JESSICA:  Who are you?
LUKE:  For the third time, I'm Luke.  Who are you?
JESSICA:  I'm Jessie, this is Avie, and that's Zoe
LUKE:  What are your last names?
JESSICA:  Hanson.  We're sisters
LUKE:  Do you live here?
JESSICA:  Is this an interrogation
LUKE:  Yes
JESSICA:  Oh--no, we don't
ZOE:  Yes we do
AVERY:  Shut up, Zoe
ZOE:  [cries]  Mommy! [Diana comes to door]
DIANA:  Lukey!
LUKE:  Mrs. H!  [They hug]
DIANA:  I see you've met the rest of them
MACKIE:  I'm six
DIANA:  And this is Mackie
LUKE:  I gathered that.
DIANA:  Jessica, take Luke up to Taylor's room
JESSICA:  Eww  I didn't know Taylor was like that
DIANA:  Dirty!  Just take him
JESSICA:  Fine [walking away]  So, what do you see in Taylor
LUKE:  I donno, he was four when I left
AVERY:  Oooh, you started young.
LUKE:  Riight  [smiles]
JESSICA:  Well, here we are.
LUKE:  Thanks girls
AVERY:  [half way down the stairs]  he's too cute to be gay
LUKE:  [shakes head and walks in]
ALL: [scream]
LUKE:  Hi?
TAYLOR:  Who are you?
LUKE:  Taylor, its me. . .nice hair
TAYLOR:  Thanks.  You didn't answer my question
LUKE:  Its me, Luke Kasi
TAYLOR:  Luke?
ISAAC:  Luke?
TAYLOR, ISAAC:  Luke!!
RACHEL:  Do you remember me? You got hot
LUKE:  You got pregnant
RACHEL:  Ya think?
LUKE:  Who are you?
RACHEL:  Rachel Heverling
LUKE:  Oooh.  Taylor you little Rascal.  I always knew you liked her.
TAYLOR:  Me?  It wasn't me.  [under his breath]  damn it [louder]  It was all Zac.  Zac I tell you!
DAN:  What?!
TAYLOR:  I mean Dan!  It was Dan!  I get them mixed up sometimes.  They both have three letters in their nick names, ya know.  [holds up three fingers on each hand]  See.  Zac. . .Dan. . .wait.  That makes six.  [stops to think]  Wait. . .six.  Morgan
ALL 'CEPT LUKE, JESSE:  Morgan. . . [bow heads]
LUKE:  Morgan who?
DELIA:  Never mind
TAYLOR:  Why didn't you ever write?
LUKE:  hey I was four when I left.  I couldn't ever write then.  And its bad enough that we moved to Beijing
TAYLOR:  Isn't that in China?
LUKE:  Yeah. . .and do you wanna know how hard it is to write in Chinese?  I couldn't even get past the "H" in Hanson
TAYLOR:  You could have sent it to our agent
LUKE:  Agent?
ISAAC:  Where have you been hiding?  Under a rock?
LUKE:  No, I've been in China
ZAC:  Hold please.  I shall return  [Zac leaves the room]
LUKE:  Who was that?
TAYLOR:  Zac
LUKE:  That was Zachary?  Wow--he certainly grew up
RACHEL:  [laughs]
TAYLOR:  Oh please
RACHEL:  Sorry
DAN:  What was that all about?
RACHEL:  Nothing
LUKE:  I can't believe that was really Zac.  The last time that I saw him, he was in diapers
ISAAC:  [under his breath]  Now he's gonna be changing them
DAN:  What was that
ISAAC:  What was what?  [Zac re-enters room with a stack of CDS and he is out of breath]
ZAC:  Luke. . .allow me to demonstrate  [Holds up a cd]  This is "Boomerang".  Our first independent album.  This [holds up another] is "Mmmbop" our second independent album
LUKE:  Mmmbop?  Isn't that the word we made up when we were smacking that little girl with shovels in the sandbox
DELIA:  That was me
LUKE:  Delia?!  Sorry. . .but hey, you look good
ISAAC:  Back off, Luke
DELIA:  Isaac, come with me
ISAAC:  Why
DELIA:  I feel the need to relieve stress
ISAAC:  [excitedly]  Okay
RACHEL:  Dirty
LUKE:  Whoa!  Did I miss something?
RACHEL:  Yup
ZAC:  Anyway. . .This is "Middle of Nowhere" our. . .[Luke cuts him off]
LUKE:  Third independent album
ZAC: No.  Our first major label album.  Major. . .major label album.  Mercury Records.  Shania Twain is on the label.
LUKE:  Who's that
ZAC:  Ugh. . .[shakes his head]. . .this is our Christmas album, this is "Mmmbop" renamed "3 Car Garage" on the major label, this is our live album from the "Albertane" tour.  And this is our most recent album, "This Time Around"
LUKE:  And that tells me. . .
ZAC:  We're famous singers
LUKE:  Good for you. . .wait, singers
ISAAC:  Yeah
LUKE:  I sure hope Taylor has improved if you're letting him sing, because what I remember. . .
TAYLOR:  Okay, Luke, you can shut up now.
LUKE:  Oh chill, Tay
TAYLOR:  [looks over to the corner of room]  Oh good lord!  [Everyone turns to see Isaac and Delia making out in the corner
LUKE:  They're together?
TAYLOR:  Yes, sick ain't it
LUKE:  Kinda
ZAC: Go Ike!  Hit a home run!
DELIA:  Yeah, really, Ike.  Hit a home run.
ISAAC:  I'm saving myself
DELIA:  Oh yeah. . .I forgot that your 14-year-old brother has more experience than you.
DAN:  What's that mean
DELIA:  Oh-um-remember that girl Brooke
ZAC:  I did not sleep with Brooke!  I wish I wouldn't have slept with anyone!  Isaac, you're the smart one, here.  Stay that way
ISAAC: I intend to
DELIA:  Yeah, Ikey is really smart, huh.  Ikey, you keep going on saving yourself
DAN:  Wait a second.  Back the hell up.  If you didn't sleep with Brooke, who did you sleep with
ZAC:  Lets just say that Taylor was right when he said that Rae's condition was my fault.
DAN:  No way
ZAC:  Yes way
DAN:  Rachel is too bright to fall for you
ZAC:  Well, she fell for you, so there goes that theory
DAN:  You trying to steal my girlfriend?
RACHEL:  Okay, Dan. . .
ZAC:  Not trying, she came to me
RACHEL:  Guys, stop
DAN:  Oh really
RACHEL:  Please don't do this
ZAC:  Yeah, really
DAN:  No, Zac, I don't think so.  Rae needs me
ZAC:  She needs you like she needs a hole in the head.
RACHEL:  Zac. . .
DAN:  Rachel's mine
RACHEL:  Well, actually
ZAC:  Well, that's original
TAYLOR:  This is getting good [Luke nods]
DAN:  You want a piece of me
TORI:  Ha!  Was he trying to be big bad ghetto Dan?
ZAC:  Nah--I'll leave that for your little groupies. . .oh wait.  You don't have any!
LUKE:  That's it Zac, keep insulting him
DAN:  Yes, and all of yours are nine.
TAYLOR:  Hey, now.
DAN:  Zac, you know Rachel loves me
ISAAC:  He makes a positive point
ZAC: Even if she does, she loves me more
DAN:  [imitating Zac]  How original
TORI:  Oh--he gets him back with his own line
ZAC:  Oh shut up
RACHEL:  Please stop
DAN:  Rae looks at me with love
LUKE:  Oh, Zac's comeback should be good
ZAC:  Oh come on. . .Rae looks at you with pity, if at all
TAYLOR:  Good call, Luke
LUKE:  Thank you
RACHEL:  Hey, my condition!
DAN:  I know, Rae
ZAC:  Are you okay, sweetie
RACHEL:  I'm fine, but. . .
DAN:  She's my sweetie
RACHEL:  Not again
ZAC:  Oh you wish.  If she gets sick and goes into labor, its your fault
DAN:  Oh no. . .its yours.  You're the brother with more experience, remember
RACHEL:  I need asprain
ZAC, DAN:  Who's asprain?
RACHEL:  The pill!
DAN:  Well, you should have thought about that before, Rachel.
RACHEL:  Knock it off
ZAC:  Yeah, don't talk to Rae like that
RACHEL:  Stop fighting!  What about Morgan!?
ALL BUT LUKE, JESSE & DAN:  Morgan  [bow heads]
LUKE:  Who is Morgan?
DELIA:  Beshore
JESSE:  My girlfriend, and she isn't dead
LUKE:  What's wrong with Morgan
TAYLOR:  She's missing and she isn't your girlfriend, Jesse
JESSE:  Yes she is
ZAC:  No, you're in denial
DAN:  Kinda like how Rae feels about you, Zac.  You're in denial that Rae doesn't love you.
RACHEL:  Daniel Bradley Marshall!
LUKE:  STOP!  [everyone looks at Luke]  We gotta find Morgan
JESSE:  You don't even know Morgan
LUKE:  She's my favorite actress
ZAC:  Sure. . .you know Morgan Beshore, but Hanson. . .Hanson who?
LUKE:  Well acting is bigger in China
TAYLOR:  Then why aren't you an actor.  That's why you left, isn't it
LUKE:  Well yeah. I'm not an actor yet, but I will be.  You just wait.  Now come on!  [Gets a determined look on his face and leaves room.  The rest follow.]  [Downstairs]  C'mon, just sitting here isn't helping.  We have to save Morgan.
RACHEL:  Luke's gonna save the day.  [Luke nods in agreement]
DIANA:  How do you know Morgan?
LUKE:  She's only my favorite actress
DAN:  You need to see more movies.  There are a lot of people better than Morgan.
LUKE:  There is no one better than Morgan
ZAC:  Yeah, she's the best actress.  Luke, don't listen to the Marshall kid
DAN: Zac, shut up
RACHEL:  Lets not start this again
ZAC:  What?
DAN:  You are so dense
ZAC:  Yeah, look who's talking.  Mr. I can't even realize Rae doesn't love me.
DAN:  I know you can't, but maybe one day
TAYLOR:  Here we go again.
 
DIANA:  What?
TAYLOR:  They've been doing this for awhile.
DIANA:  Fighting?
TAYLOR:  Yup.
SHARON:  My child is missing!
LUKE:  Lets rescue her! 
KAREN:  Why are they fighting?
TAYLOR:  Rachel
DELIA:  Its getting on my nerves.
ISAAC:  Mine too
ROB:  How cute, they both want Rachel so now they're fighting for her.  Isn't that precious.
MARCK: Isn't anybody worried.  Doesn't anyon care about Morgan?		 [all at same time. 
People screaming
at each other in 
each group.]		 ZAC:  Oh, that was funny
DAN:  I know, this stuff just comes naturally.
ZAC:  I'm sure it does.  Thats the sad part.
DAN:  Zac, why can't you understand?
ZAC:  Oh, I understand perfectly that you're a fruitcake.
DAN:  Fruitcake?
RACHEL:  Yeah, Delia called you one a few months back when Zac was over.
DAN:  I'm not a fruitcake.
ZAC:  Oh, but you are.
DAN:  You are so getting on my nerves.

ALL 'CEPT JESSE:  [at the mention of Morgan's name, all bow heads]  Morgan. . .
JESSE:  Stop that--she isn't dead
MARCK:  How do you know?!
SHARON:  She could be slowly dying and its all your fault
JESSE:  No its not!
SHARON:  Yes it is
DAN:  Please Mrs. Beshore, calm yourself
SHARON:  He called me Mrs.!  [runs to Marck]  Am I really that old.
ALL 'CEPT SHARON:  Sharon!
ZAC:  Now look what you did
DAN:  I didn't try to
ZAC:  You're a prick
RACHEL:  Zac, knock it off
DAN:  Rachel, I can stand up for myself
RACHEL:  Shut up!  My gosh--it was just trying to help
ZAC: Really?!  Jeez, Dan, for that you should get slapped.  If I was Rae, I'd dump your sorry ass for that comment alone
RACHEL:  Oh yeah  [to Dan]  We're dating aren't we
DAN:  Yeah
RACHEL:  Yeah
DAN:  Well, maybe we shouldn't be together
RACHEL:  But, Dan. . .
DAN:  Well, with Zac around. . .there is no reason for me to be around
RACHEL:  Dan. . .
ZAC:  My sentiments exactly
DAN:  Shut up
ZAC:  Touchy, touchy. . .excuse moi.  I was just agreeing with you.  Date it in a journal, it won't happen often.
SHARON:  What about Morgan?!
JESSE:  If anyone bows their head, I swear I will bitch-slap you all
MARCK:  Luke has the right spirit
LUKE:  Amen!  I say we drive around and look for any tip offs.  Cops might have missed 'em.  You know how stupid cops can be. . .no offense officer
OFFICER RILEY:  None taken
SHARON:  Good idea
[everyone departs]

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