PART
2
[Morgan, now 14, is standing in the hallway
of the Heverling home. She, Isaac, Delia and Rachel are in a situation
similar to the fore mentioned one.]
MORGAN: Dan's a moron. he's
so moronic its frightening. No offense, Rae.
RACHEL: None taken. [Morgan
hangs up on Ken Marshall and looks to Ike, Rae and Delia.] I can't believe
I'm grounded
DELIA: I can't believe I'm 19 and grounded.
ISAAC: I can't believe how deja vu this
is.
MORGAN: [smiles] We had fun that
night [mad again] I can't believe Ken is such an idiot. Rachel, you
really need to find yourself a decent boyfriend.
RACHEL: I know, but I like Dan.
He's sweet and he's so caring.
MORGAN: Rachel, what have you been smoking.
RACHEL: Nothing
MORGAN: You sure?
RACHEL: Yeah, besides, you're dating
Jesse and that's not much better.
DELIA: Am I the only one with a decent
boyfriend.
RACHEL: There is nothing wrong with
Dan. And what do you mane decent? You're dating Ike!
ISAAC: What's that supposed to mean?
RACHEL: Nothing, Ikeypoo. Nothing.
ISAAC: Sure, Rae, I believe you
RACHEL: I'm sorry, Ike. Its just,
well. . .how do I put this? You and Delia? It's kinda gross.
DELIA: Thanks, Rae
RACHEL: No problem
MORGAN: I have to agree. Its
just too weird
ISAAC: So? I'm proud to be
with Delia.
RACHEL: Oh yeah?
ISAAC: yeah
RACHEL: Okay, so when you go on Jay Leno
tomorrow night and they ask the ever popular girlfriend question, you'll
mention Delia.
ISAAC: Of course
RACHEL: Mmm-hmm. We'll see
about that.
ISAAC: Rachel, what happened to you?
You used to be so sweet.
RACHEL: I turned five and found out I was
a child prodigy
ISAAC: Oh yeah [Tori, Zac and Taylor
walk in] What are you three doing here?
TORI: Well, on the way to the amusement
park, Zac and Tay got into a fight.
ZAC: Mom got pissed and decided to
drive us back. She's pretty angry.
TAYLOR: Tori didn't have anyone else
to hang with so she came back with us.
ISAAC: Oh, okay.
DELIA: We were just discussing Rae's
terrible choice in guys.
TAYLOR: Ohhhh--The Marshall kid.
RACHEL: His name is Dan.
TAYLOR: [nods] Yeah, the Marshall kid.
ZAC: Really, Rae. You need
to find a decent boyfriend.
RACHEL: At least I have a boyfriend.
You and Tay never even had a girlfriend.
TAYLOR: That hurts
ZAC: What kind of a friend are you?
Rubbing this in our faces
RACHEL: One that cares. Take
all the money you got off that crap you like to call Mmmbop and buy yourself
a girl.
MORGAN: Yeah, really
ZAC: How comes you don't support
us
ISAAC: Yeah The least you could do
is musically support us.
TORI: But your so-called music bites
TAYLOR: Thanks Tori
TORI: Your welcome
MORGAN: Sorry, Tay
ZAC: So your anti-Hanson, huh
MORGAN: No, we're anti-mmmbop
TORI: Yeah, we go into chat rooms and call
you guys all sorts of stuff
RACHEL: But you still love us
DELIA: [from computer desk]
Yeah, I'm logging into yahoo, now. I wanna go tell them about me
cuz I know they won't believe me
RACHEL: Sounds like fun! Let
me get my laptop and we'll go into the same room
TORI: oooo--me too
MORGAN: yeah, me too
TAYLOR: They're entertaining themselves
by mocking us.
ZAC: They've been doing that their
whole lives.
ISAAC: yeah--I remember the first
thing Rae ever said to me.
DELIA: Yuck?
ISAAC: yeah [sighs]
RACHEL: Hey Delia? What should
we say to the girls in this room
DELIA: I'm just gonna tell them I'm
Ike's girlfriend, Delia
MORGAN: then we can tell them that
the guys are here with us
TORI: And they're thinking that we're
insane
TAYLOR: Well, you are
ZAC: I second that gesture
[Inside chat room]
[Screen names: Delia--foxyd1117
Morgan--Dymond326
Tori--peacegirl1216
Rachel--babydoll430]
DELIA: Really, I am Ike's girlfriend
TORI: And they are standing right
here and laughing at you because you don't believe us.
MORGAN: I'm a star My agent's son
is dating babydoll430
RACHEL: That would be correct
MORGAN: Yeah, and the guys call him
the Marshall kid
DELIA: Yeah, plus we like Hanson
more than you do
MORGAN: But we are. . .
TORI: Anti-mmmbop, though
RACHEL: So, believe it
DELIA: We laugh in your faces
MORGAN: ha
TORI: ha
RACHEL: ha
DELIA: ha
[outside of chat room]
DELIA: Those people don't know what
they are talking about, do they Ikeypoo
IKE: No, they don't sweetheart
ZAC: Don't start getting all mushy
on us now, please
DELIA: Shut up!
IKE: you will only understand when
you are older
ZAC: Ike, I'm 14, I just don't wanna
watch it
MORGAN: I think Zac is anti-girl right
now
TORI: You could be right
TAYLOR: Whoa? Is there something
we don't know Zac
RACHEL: Is there anything you need
to tell us
ZAC: Shut up guys, that's not funny
DELIA & IKE: oh yes it is [Zac
leaves room everyone still laughing] [back in chat room]
ikey47: yeah, right. you guys are
such posers
DELIA: no we aren't. my name is Delia
Kathleen Heverling. I'm dating Isaac and he thinks it is just so funny
that you won't believe me
RACHEL: Yeah, Ike's under house arrest.
Diana's pissed so we have something to laugh at too
iluvtay394: Sure, we believe you
MORGAN: Fine, don't believe us
TORI: Yeah--you can watch Jay Leno
tomorrow night and see Dymond326 will be there. And Ike is gonna
announce that he's dating foxy. We swear it.
zacsbabe4eva: Fine--I'll watch.
RACHEL: oh--zacsbabe, sorry hun.
We think he's anti-girl
zacsbabe4eva: Zac isn't gay
TORI: Don't be so sure
zaclover: he isn't!
RACHEL: Tay is finding this funny
DELIA: Tay is an idiot
MMMBOP21: Don't make fun of Tay
TORI: Well, he is an idiot
MORGAN: He always has been
RACHEL: And always will be
DELIA: I: have embarrassing stories.
Wanna hear 'um?
zaclover: sure
zacsbabe4eva: Why not. lets see how creative
these girls are
DELIA: Well, a couple years ago when I
was 12, all of us were playing truth or dare at Tay's 10th birthday party
and we were playing with chickens
MMMBOP21 left the room
RACHEL: I guess she couldn't take it
DELIA: Anyway, Tay had used up all of his
chickens
zaclover: oh my
DELIA: let me finish
zacsbabe4eva: let her finish
[Back at home: outside of chat room]
TAYLOR: No, don't tell them that story.
I'm gonna cry
DELIA: Chill out
[Back in chat room]
DELIA: Anyway, he was dared to roller blade
naked up and down the street
zaclover left the room
DELIA: Whoa, they should have stayed.
Its a good story
iluvtay394: Come on, I wanna hear this
DELIA: Taylor was on his way back from
rollerblading when. . .
ikey47 left the room
iluvtay394: Geez. . .
DELIA: He ran into his grandmother
iluvtay394: lol lol lol
RACHEL: ha ha
MORGAN: ha ha ha
TORI: I remember that. I couldn't
stop laughing
RACHEL: I still won't let him live that
down
[Back home]
TAYLOR: Grandma still looks at me funny
IKE: hahaha
[Back in chat room]
DELIA: Yeah, well, that's all
iluvtay394: That's a good story, but I
still don't believe you
TORI: Watch Jay Leno
iluvtay394: I will
[Back home]
TAYLOR: I think I'm gonna cry [runs out
of the room]
[Chat room]
DELIA: We just made Taylor cry, he ran
out of the room
iluvtay394 left the room
DELIA: Okay, that's weird
RACHEL: I'm leaving
MORGAN: Me too
TORI: lets go
[All leave room]
[NEXT DAY]
[Morgan is meandering around backstage
and runs into Taylor]
MORGAN: Hey, Tay. You alright? I mean,
when you fled the room crying last night, I got a bit worried
TAYLOR: I wasn't crying
ISAAC: Yes you were
TAYLOR: Shut up
ZAC: Okay--break it up. What happened
when Tay cried anyway?
TAYLOR: I didn't cry
MORGAN: Right, yeah, okay
STAGE MAN: Morgan--you're on in 5 [exits]
MORGAN: Kay. Gotta jet. . .make fun
of Tay for me.
ISAAC: Aight [Morgan walks onto stage]
JAY LENO: And here she is. The biggest
up and coming star. Morgan Beshore. [Morgan sits] Morgan, you're
adored by thousands of Americans. How does that make you feel?
MORGAN: Special
LENO: And you grew up with the Tulsa trio,
Hanson. How does that make you feel?
MORGAN: Humiliated [audience laughs]
LENO: Humiliated?
MORGAN: Yeah--they're just so stupid. .
.especially Tay. He fled the room crying last night cause we were
making fun of him in a chat room and told an embarrassing story about
him
LENO: He cried?
MORGAN: Yup
TAYLOR: [offstage] I did not cry!!!
MORGAN: [yells] Let it go, Tay!!!
LENO: Now might be a good time to bring
them on. here's Hanson!!!
[Ike, Tay and Zac enter and sit.
Morgan is on end. Tay is next to her. Zac is next to Leno's
desk. Ike is in between Zac and Tay.]
LENO: So Tay, you cried.
TAYLOR: [sinks in seat and shuts mouth]
ZAC: I don't think he's talking to us.
MORGAN: Well then at least he won't embarrass
himself.
LENO: So guys, What's up with girlfriends
MORGAN: Don't' you dare lie!
ZAC: I'm single
TAYLOR: [mumbles]
MORGAN: See, Isaac, Zac and Tay tell the
truth. They're both single.
ISAAC: [glares at Morgan] [to Leno] I have
a girlfriend
LENO: Its about time [Morgan laughs]
MORGAN: Here name's Delia Kathleen Heverling.
Her younger sister is Rachel Leanne Heverling. Rachel is dating my
agent's son Dan Marshall. And along with Tori Gettle, the 8 of us
grew up together
ISAAC: Yeah, what she said
ZAC: Yeah--Tori, Rae, Delia and Morgan.
Four of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet.
LENO: So. . .her name is Delia
ISAAC: Yeah
MORGAN: Yeah, I say we bring her out.
C'mon Delia! Get your pale butt out here. [Delia walks out followed
by Rachel]
DELIA: Hi
MORGAN: Oh look, no seats. Guess
you'll have to sit on Ike's lap.
ISAAC & DELIA: Okay with me.
[Delia sits on Ike's lap]
RACHEL: [Darts around while humming
the mission impossible theme]
MORGAN: That's Rae--Zac's obsession
ZAC: Hey--leave me alone
RACHEL: This is double-O-Rae. Come
in Double-O-Tori
TORI: [On opposite side of stage]
I read you loud and clear double-O-Rae. [Security guards walk onto stage.
3 pick up Tori and it takes 4 to get Rachel under control]
RACHEL: Let us go!!! [smacks the security
guards]
TORI: We're with the band. We swear
it!
ZAC: I've never seen her before in my life.
Any of her. I mean. . .oh boy. I don't like her. Really!!
[bursts into tears]
RACHEL: [yells] Zachary, when I get a hold
of you. . .
ISAAC: [laughs] It'll be okay, Zac
MORGAN: Yeah--Rae's cute. Its
okay to like her
TAYLOR: See. I'm not the only one
who cries
RACHEL: [still struggling] So you admit
it!
ISAAC: Its okay--Rae and Tori are with
us
DELIA: Yeah, Rae's my sister
RACHEL: Yeah, so put me down, punk
TORI: Get your hands off me or I'll do
it the American way and sue [guards put them down. Rachel runs over
to Zac and sits on his lap] Where am I gonna sit.
TAYLOR: You're not sitting on my
lap [Tori slaps him and sits on his lap] Hey!
TORI: Chill out
DELIA: May I say something?
LENO: Sure, go ahead hon--
ISAAC: Don't even think about it,
Jay
DELIA: Awww...you're so sweet [gives Ike
a kiss]
TAYLOR: Oh please. . .
DELIA: [shoots Taylor a dirty glare] Anyway,
I just wanted to say to anyone who was int he I love Hanson chat room last
night "Ha Ha Ha", we told you so. That is all
LENO: Okay, swe. . .
IKE: Hey, I told you the first time, can't
you get it through your thick skull!!!
DELIA: Its okay Ikey-poo, he didn't
mean it in that way. He is supposed to say those sort of things.
ISAAC: Not to my girlfriend
LENO: You should listen to her, she's right,
aren't you, you fo. . .
ISAAC: Okay, now you stepped over
the line, you went too far. Get off me, Delia
DELIA: No Ikey-poo [Ike picks her up and
sets her on the chair when he gets up]
ISAAC: You better run
LENO: Ike!!!
[Ike jumps Jay Leno] [7 security guards
have to hold Ike back while he is kicking in the air]
LENO: Go to commercial
DELIA: Ike, calm down
ISAAC: But your mine. Jay has no
reason to call you those names
DELIA: I'm yours. . .
ISAAC: Well, you know
DELIA: You are so sweet and caring and
yes, I know that I am yours. . .kinda and Jay didn't have the right to
say those things and. . .Okay, let me at 'im [7 more security guards get
Delia and they were both brought off stage]
RACHEL: I think its time to leave
TORI: You're right, double-o-Rae.
copy
RACHEL: Copy
MORGAN: Lets go
ZAC: Get off me, Rae
TAYLOR: You too, Tori
TORI: Okay, lets go Rae
[Tori and RAE leave humming Mission Impossible
while darting suspiciously. Tay and Zac get up and leave off stage.
Morgan is last to leave. Before she does leave the stage and bows
a few times and blows kisses to the audience Then exits.]
[NEXT DAY]
[in chat room]
zacsbabe4eva: Well, I watched Leno
iloveike: yeah-I watched it and heard about
this room but its been dead
iluvtay394: Our people just showed up
ikey47: yep
DELIA: hey everyone, remember us
iluvtay394: yes
ikey47: so who's who?
peacegirl1216: double-o-tori
Dymond326: I told you. . .I'm a star--Morgan!
foxyd1117:I'm Delia--Ike's gf
babydoll_430: Rae
iluvtay394: Rae and Tori scare me
zacsbabe4eva: no fair--Zaccy likes you
Dymond326 (MORGAN): I swear I didn't know.
I was just kidding
foxyd1117 (DELIA): but apparently right
Dymond326 (MORGAN): yeah--oops
peacegirl1216 (TORI): Its kinda cute, though.
zacsbabe4eva: ewww...no
babydoll_430(RACHEL): What do you mean
"ew"?!?!
foxyd1117 (DELIA): calm yourself, Rae
Dymond326 (MORGAN): yeah girl, chill it
peacegirl1216 (TORI): really, before you
blow a fuse
babydoll_430 (RACHEL): No--I wanna know
what she meant
zacsbabe4eva: nothing. chill out.
calm her down.
babydoll_430 (RACHEL): no! [Rae stands
up and starts shaking the computer] [out of chatroom]
[Rae is violently shaking the computer
and shrieking]
RAE: [screams] What do you mean "ew"?!
Are you dissing on me? Just because you're so nasty that Zac would
never like you, it doesn't mean that you need to lash out at me!
Why I ougta. . . [Delia pulls Rachel off the computer.]
MORGAN: I'm sensing some hostility between
Rae and zacsbabe.
TORI: This is kinda funny
DELIA: Morgan--hold her--I'm gonna log
us all off
MORGAN: [puts Rae into a headlock]
She ain't getting loose. I guarantee it.
RACHEL: Let me go! I can't believe
that girl!
TORI: Rae--calm yourself. [Rae stops
writhing around.] Sit. [Rae sits] Delia--we all signed
off? [Delia nods and comes over]
DELIA: Now, Rae, you alright [Rae
nods]
TORI: Now why in the world did you get
so upset and have to start attacking the computer?
MORGAN: And shriek like a freaking' banshee?
RACHEL: I dunno. . .she just got me really
fired up. I can't explain why. It just got me angry, that's all.
I know its stupid.
DELIA: Its not. . .I think there
is something deeper. Go through with this feeling, Rachel.
Tell me about it.
RACHEL: [arches eyebrow] Listen to the
psychiatrist. Dr. Delia. Just back off, okay?
DELIA: No.
MORGAN: C'mon, Rae, what up? You've
been acting really weird lately.
TORI: Yeah, completely out of it.
Like you've got something important on your mind.
RACHEL: I said, "Leave me alone."
What part don't your small minds comprehend.
MORGAN: The alone part.
DELIA: The whole damn thing.
TORI: Yup [Rae gets a look of annoyance
on her face]
RACHEL: Listen. . .its long, involved,
confusing and dramatic and you don't want to hear it
MORGAN: Dramatic? Yes I do wanna
hear it. I do, I do!!!
RACHEL: [bursts into tears] It was
all Zac's fault!
DELIA: This cryin' stuff is happening a
lot lately.
MORGAN: Oh boy. . .Rae, is there
something that you aren't telling us? Something important?
RACHEL: [sniffles. looks up at them
with tears in her eyes] maybe
DELIA: Oh gawd. . .Zac's really a girl
and he's PMS-ing.
RACHEL: [stops to think] I hope not.
No, he's a guy. Trust me.
DELIA: Rachel Leanne. . .you didn't.
TORI: Didn't what?
MORGAN: What? What?
RACHEL: Well. . .
DELIA: No, Rachel, you didn't do
it!
TORI: Do what?
MORGAN: I'm confused. I don't get
it. Do what?
DELIA: Zac!!!
MORGAN & TORI: Zac? [pause to
think] Zac!
TORI: Omigod
MORGAN: This sounds like a soap opera I
was in once.
TORI: Please, Rachel, tell us that you
didn't do it.
RACHEL: Okay, I didn't
MORGAN: You better not be lying to me,
Rachel.
RACHEL: Okay, I did!
TORI: Rachel, thats gross
DELIA: Yeah, really.
MORGAN: I'm so disappointed in you.
DELIA: Me too. How comes you got
the one that puts out. [sits in corner and pouts]
TORI: Ewww. . .Delia!
DELIA: What? Ikey's "saving himself"
MORGAN: Oh Jeez
RACHEL: And thats not my biggest
problem.
TORI: God help us, there's more
RACHEL: Yeah, um. . .I also slept with
Dan 2 weeks earlier
MORGAN: Rachel, you whore.
TORI: Oh my. . .
RACHEL: And lately my stomach has been
hurting and I'm gaining a little weight.
DELIA: Ah--and she's eating strange
food already. We were at the Hansons' the other night. Diana
was away with our mom, so Taylor cooked. . .and Rachel actually ate it!
MORGAN: The horror!!!
RACHEL: This is not a laughing matter,
people. Be serious. I'm worried.
DELIA: Okay, Rae. . .have you gotten
checked out yet?
RACHEL: No. . .I'm too scared.
MORGAN: Rae, you have to get checked
out
RACHEL: I know. Will you guys
go with me?
TORI: Of course we will
DELIA: We'll be your support group
MORGAN: Yeah--and don't worry. since
Zac and Dan were 2 weeks apart, the doctor will be able to make a fairly
good prediction as to who the father is. . .if your pregnant.
RACHEL: [sarcastic] Great
TORI: I think you should tell Zac before.
And it would probably be best not to tell Dan at all due to the kind of
person he is.
DELIA: He would go into global melt down.
MORGAN: Yeah. Hmm. . .I guess
thats why Zaccy got so upset on Leno, huh?
RACHEL: Most likely. Should I tell
him now?
MORGAN: Might as well
RACHEL: Okay [She picks up phone
and begins to dial the Hansons. Taylor, Isaac and Zac walk in.]
TORI: Excellent timing
MORGAN: They're psychic
RACHEL: [sarcastic] Yippie
ISAAC: [goes to hug Delia. She turns
away] Baby, what up?
DELIA: Zac, you have to have a talk
with Ikey.
ZAC: 'Bout what?
DELIA: It involves an activity that
you and Rae did.
TAYLOR & ISAAC: That didn't sound
good.
TORI: Then you're probably on the
right track.
ZAC: [eyes get really big]
Rachel! You told them!
RACHEL: They beat it out of me, Zaccy!
ISAAC: No, do not tell me that Zac
and Rae. . .
MORAN: Um. . .yeah
TAYLOR: For real?
ZAC: Ummm. . .yeah. It was good if that
makes you feel any better.
TAYLOR: Makes me jealous
RACHEL: Makes me feel good.
ZAC: So. . .how was I? Was
I good?
RACHEL: [Laughs; nods] Hell yeah.
TAYLOR: ewww!
ISAAC: Thats nasty
RACHEL: And, Zaccy, I kinda hafta
tell ya something. Privately.
ISAAC: Might as well say it in front
of us.
TAYLOR: yeah, we'll find out anyway
RACHEL: Fine. Zaccy, 2 weeks
before we. . .ya know. . .I. . .ya know. . .with Dan and, um, I think I'm
pregnant.
ZAC: Wow
ISAAC: You whore
MORGAN: Thats what I said
RACHEL: I did not get paid!
Although, its not like Zaccy couldn't afford it. . .
ZAC: You want me to pay?!
RACHEL: Nah--first one's free.
TAYLOR: Where do I sign up?
RACHEL: Taylor! [smacks him]
TAYLOR: What up?! Zac gets
laid, I get hit!
RACHEL: [rolls her eyes] Okay,
I'm going to get checked out today. Tori, Morgan, and Delia are coming
with me
ZAC: I'm coming too. I mean,
hey, it could me my child.
TORI: You know what, maybe you and
Zac should walk to the clinic alone so you can talk everything out and
stuff.
RACHEL: Okay with me. You,
Zaccy?
ZAC: Sounds like the best thing to
do.
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