Looking out my window,
I know everything is exactly what it seems,
But there, escaping from the jail,
Is the girl of my dreams.

She seems so perfect,
Her butt, and sexy legs,
The way she talks to me,
The way she likes to shag.

My heart races,
I can feel each beat,
Or is that the land being to shake
from the earthquake.

She's coming into my house,
I don't know why, so I jump to my feet.
Turns out she was hungry,
so she came in to steal some food to eat!

We ate for was seemed to long,
But soon she had to leave,
So I told her by,
And good rithens to she.

She said Fuck you too,
Bitch,
So I lifted up my middle finger..
...just to scratch a itch ;)

And that my friends - is Alexa... the girl of my dreams!!