Jeff Howell, The Big Red Dog
with a Big Red Can of Wheat Nuts!!!
(Jeff, You Suck!)
This is Bubba Whoop Ass Wilson, �
Redneck Messiah, � A Damn Musical Genius!
I met him outside a liquor store one night�
(He was babbling into the phone with the DRG)�
Blackbean interviewed me� I felt so special�
but he smelled funny�
This is Tuddle� I was going to challenge him to wrestle...
but he couldn't even beat a lesbian!..
I ran into my old friend, Larry Potatoe�
... on a weekend pass from Betty Ford for Miss Monster�
Good for you, Larry!�
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