Have you ever wondered how Swifty gets his whites whiter than white? Or the true story behind www.driveontheright.com? And how deep is his love? If you have a question for Swifty click here.
Q: How do I book you if you are out of the country?
A: Technology today never ceases to amaze me. I have a device called a mobile phone (Denmark 0045 6066 3109 and UK 0044 (0) 777 153 5522). If this device fails for any reason e-mail at [email protected].
Q: What do you really do for a living?
A: I sell knives to eskimos.
Q: Exactly how many of those Oregan posters are unused?
A: 992 out of 1000.
Q: Swifty, do you think you would sound better without those backing tracks?
A: It's just a drum machine, you deaf c**t.
Q: Is that a rhythm guitar or a lead guitar?
A: That's a bit technical innit?
Q: I'm a musician, can I join in? Do you have a piano?
A: Yes, in my top left inside pocket!!!