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Video of the Year
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
Eminem f/Dido - Stan U2 - Beautiful Day Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade Janet Jackson - All For You Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On Rachael�s Pick: Lady Marmalade Sarah�s Pick: Eminem Rachael Wants: U2 Sarah Wants: U2 |
Rachael: So. Let's start this bad
boy off. Rachael: Video of the Year. Rachael: Fatboy, Eminem, Marmalade, Janet, Missy, U2. Sarah: I don't like this category. It's the freak category and it's supposed to be the best one. Rachael: Neither do I. It's like the category of videos that were sorta okay. Rachael: I'm thinking... Marmalade. Sarah: Nooo. U2. Rachael: U2 should win, yes. Rachael: But probably gonna be Marmalade. Or maybe "Stan." Sarah: I think Stan. Sarah: Well, just as long as... just make Janet leave the category. Sarah: That's all I want. Rachael: Yeah. What is Janet doing there? Sarah: She's an icon, Rachael. Sarah: I heard that somewhere. Rachael: Yeah. I think PBS called her that. Rachael: And, you know it wasn't MTV because MTV is never self-referential so it couldn't have been them. Sarah: Oh pish, never. Rachael: Icon. Whatever. Icons should not use David Meyers. Rachael: I have to mention THAT BAD DIRECTOR once every category. Rachael: Because, really, he is THAT BAD. I have a lot of hostility. I need maybe some novocaine or something. Sarah: You need a sedative, yes. Rachael: Janet: No Chance. Sarah: Janet: Die. Sarah: Just kidding. Sarah: Eminem: Half a chance. Her name is Dido. Sarah: Only because I love the chorus. Rachael: I like the whole song. Very cool. Sarah: Oh me too. |
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Best Male Video
Eminem f/Dido - Stan
 Lenny Kravitz - Again Robbie Williams - Rock DJ Moby f/Gwen Stefani - Southside Nelly - Ride Wit Me Rachael�s Pick: Lenny Kravitz Sarah�s Pick: Eminem Rachael Wants: Nelly Sarah Wants: Eminem | Rachael: It's nominated in Best Male, too. Sarah: Speaking of Best Male... Rachael: Go us with the transitions! Sarah: We SO rock. Sarah: I'm upset about Rock DJ. Rachael: I'm upset about your upsetness. Sarah: It's a bad video Rachael. Rachael: It's a good song, Sarah. Sarah: It's so bad it makes me sit back and ponder... Hmmm, was this directed by David Meyers? Rachael: LMAO. Sarah: Score, I took away your one mention. Rachael: Okay. Okay you get props for this one. Sarah: Well thank you. Rachael: *high five* Sarah: *high five* Rachael: Thank you for not leaving me hanging. Otherwise I would have had to be Todd and say, "Oh no homegirl did NOT leave me hanging." Sarah: Ahahaha. Anything for you. Sarah: I like Stan in this category too, just for the record. Sarah: In other news, Lenny Kravitz is old and boring. Rachael: I hope Eminem wins. And I hope he gives the flag of the award to Dido. Rachael: Like, she can have the little flag from the moonman. Sarah: Awww, that would be cute. Rachael: Like, a little part of me wants to see Eminem and Dido hook up. Sarah: You want to see that, huh? Kinky. Sarah: There is noticeable female presence in this Best Male category. Rachael: Yes. I agree. Rachael: Moby and Gwen, however, should not date. Rachael: I want Nelly to win. Rachael: Because Nelly and I... are in love. Rachael: I just haven't told you this yet. Sarah: No, you've mentioned it once or twice. Sarah: I'm wondering if you haven't told Nelly yet. Rachael: Oh. Yes. He taught me the Midwest Swing. Rachael: I met him on a plane. Sarah: On a Midwest Express plane? Rachael: Um. Coulda been. Sarah: Ooh, please tell me it was on Midwest Express!! Sarah: Ahahahahaha. Sarah: It was. He flies first class you know. With Vanna White. You sure you were there? Rachael: Yes. I told Vanna there was someone in coach that wanted to buy a vowel and then I stole her seat. Rachael: Moving on. Best Female. Sarah: Oh I see how that is. You make a bad joke and I'm not allowed to comment. You move on. |
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Best Female Video
Madonna - Don't Tell Me
 Janet Jackson - All For You Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot - Get Ur Freak On Dido - Thank You Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing Eve f/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind Rachael�s Pick: Madonna Sarah�s Pick: Janet Jackson Rachael Wants: Eve Sarah Wants: Eve |
Rachael: Yes. Best Female. Sarah: Britney Spears. Rachael: No. Not Britney Spears. Rachael: Really really really not Britney Spears. Sarah: She needs to be nominated. Sarah: I mean, over Jennifer Lopez. Sarah: At least. Rachael: For what? "Lucky?" Sarah: Okay, I know you hate "Lucky," so I won't even touch that. Rachael: Lucky is David Meyers. Who we are not going to talk about unless it is absolutely necessary. Sarah: But, "Stronger!" Rachael: Stronger! That's right. Stronger is awesome. Rachael: Eve and Gwen are good too. You want Eve and Gwen, I want Eve and Gwen. We are SO on the same page. Rachael: You think Janet'll get it? Sarah: Yes. I have a thing for picking the nominees from Video of the Year out of other categories and assuming they'll win. Sarah: That's how much I suck at predicting. Rachael: That's actually very very smart. Rachael: But I hope you're wrong. Sarah: lol, me too! That's never happened before. Rachael: You being wrong, you mean? Yeah. Right. Anyway, I'd much rather see Madonna get it. Rachael: She'd be my favorite if Eve and Gwen weren't there. Rachael: And who let Dido in this category? Sarah: Eminem. Rachael: What a punk. Sarah: I don't think he's a punk. Rachael: Me either. But he shouldn't have let her video in this category. Rachael: You know that video is David Meyers, right? With "Get Ur Freak On," that's two David videos in one category. Sarah: You know, he doesn't make THAT bad of videos. I think you just see his name and consider the video bad. When in fact it doesn't always have to be bad. Although, I think the majority do fall in that category. Rachael: Sarah. He did "Liquid Dreams," for God's sakes. Rachael: Good directors do not make videos like "Liquid Dreams." Sarah: Okay. Sarah: Point taken. Sarah: You are SO right. Rachael: Thank you. Sarah: I'm not into this conversation. Sarah: I'm sorry. Rachael: You aren't? I think it's funny. We're doing well. Sarah: No, I feel like I am not up to how funny I could maybe be. Rachael: I think you're funny! Sarah: Well, thank you, but you don't count. Rachael: You're funny, bitch, like it or not. |
Best Group Video
U2 - Elevation Remix
 Destiny's Child - Survivor 'N Sync - Pop Incubus - Drive Dave Matthews Band - I Did It Rachael�s Pick: U2 Sarah�s Pick: U2 Rachael Wants: U2 Sarah Wants: Dave Matthews Band |
Rachael:
Best Group Video. Sarah: *sigh* Sarah: DAMMIT MTV WHERE IS THE CALL?! Sarah: And that's all I have to say. Rachael: I agree. "The Call" was so awesome. SO AWESOME. Rachael: These nominees are so hopeless. Sarah: LOL, they're not hopeless. Sarah: You are SO dramatic. Sarah: Much like Nick in that video. Rachael: Nice try. Rachael: lol Just kidding. Sarah: Oh bitch. It's time to throw down. Sarah: Yeah whatever. Rachael: *ominous harmonica music* Sarah: The harmonica is going in the river. Rachael: You know, no one is going to get our inside jokes. This is going to be a hard conversation to edit. Rachael: But I'll piece it together. This will be a work of art. Sarah: It will be BOOtiful. Rachael: Bootylicious. Sarah: No. Sarah: In other news, I want Dave Matthews to win. Rachael: So, to sum up our feelings on Best Group Videos: Yay for U2 and Sarah likes "I Did It." Sarah: Yes! Sarah: And what do you like, Senorita Rachael? Rachael: I like U2. That's my favorite and I hope they win. Sarah: All righty. That's why they get the yay. Sarah: That's cool. |
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Best Rap Video
Eminem f/Dido - Stan
Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me) Nelly - Ride Wit Me Ja Rule f/Lil' Mo & Vita - Put It On Me Snoop Dogg f/Nate Dogg, Master P, Butch Cassidy & Tha Eastsidaz � Lay Low Rachael�s Pick: Eminem Sarah�s Pick: Eminem Rachael Wants: Nelly Sarah Wants: Nelly |
Rachael: Okay. Best Rap Video.
Sarah: I seriously haven't seen half of these videos. Rachael: Me either. If 2/5 is a half. Sarah: Exactly. Sarah: Though I've heard 4/5 of them. Sarah: And this is why I stick with what I know, and like "Stan" again. Rachael: I haven't seen or heard Jay-Z or Snoop. Sarah: You haven't heard that Jay-Z song? Sarah: Oh man you really do live in the Midwest. Rachael: I knew that was coming. Sarah: You did not. Rachael: I so did. Sarah: You so didn't. Rachael: I was gonna say, "Hello? Sarah? White girl from Nebraska. How would I have heard that song?" Sarah: Lol, I am really that predicatable. Sarah: And then I would be like, "Oh. Hi. White girl from Phoenix, huge hip hop-loving population so much so that we have no pop station, i.e. no BSB on the radio and yes I'm bitter." Rachael: Lol. And no, you're not predictable. We just have the same sense of humor. Sarah: Our sense of humor rocks. Rachael: It so does. Rachael: To us, anyway. Sarah: And that's all that matters. Rachael: Yeah. It doesn't matter about the car we drive or the ice around our necks. All that matters is that we think we're funny. Sarah: When you edit this conversation, you are not leaving that comment in. Rachael: LOL Sarah: lol, I'm sorry, but no. Rachael: But it goes so well with the next category! |
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Best Dance Video
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
Janet Jackson - All For You *NSYNC - Pop Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost a Thing Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade Rachael�s Pick: Fatboy Slim Sarah�s Pick: Fatboy Slim Rachael Wants: �N Sync Sarah Wants: Fatboy Slim |
Sarah: Ah yes. The Dance video category.
Sarah: Who cares? Who cares about transitions? Rachael: Obviously not you. Sarah: I'm all into the "Moving on" we've been doing before. Sarah: Yes. Right. Sarah: brb. Rachael: Fatboy Slim will win. Rachael: Okay. Rachael: That "brb" is going in, I hope you know. Sarah: What? Why? Sarah: Is it that important that people know I go to get a drink? Sarah: No, no it's not. Sarah: Thank you and cut it out. Sarah: Anyway. Yes. Fatboy Slim. That was awesome dancing. Sarah: They play it in Arizona Mills all around the mall on big video screens and I made my friends stop and watch part of it. Rachael: Yes. But I like "Pop." Sarah: I know you like Pop. This is not surprising or anything revolutionary. Rachael: And I think they should win something during the telecast. Sarah: Of course they should. Rachael: I want them to win something. And be all cute and funny. Sarah: You're so needy. It's all about you, isn't it? You want, you want, you want. Sarah: Haven't you ever thought about Fatboy Slim?! Maybe he wants too! Rachael: I'm like a two year old. Sarah: And that's why you like 'N Sync. Rachael: Hurt! Sarah. I am HURT. Sarah: Ohhhh. Rachael: Yeah. Whatever. This is coming from someone who bought the new Aaron Carter CD on its first day of release. Sarah: Oh you know it. Sarah: And you shouldn't be talking 'cause you KNOW you'd buy that CD too. Rachael: If I weren't broke, yes. Rachael: And! I have a dual purpose. I can mock on my site. Sarah: Poor Aaron. You should really pick on someone your own size. (And in here, Sarah and Rachael got off into a tangent about Wade Robson, Kirby Puckett, Celebrity, trumpets, and Davey Crockett. You don't want to read that.) |
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Best Rock Video
Aerosmith - Jaded
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' Weezer - H*** Pipe Linkin Park - Crawling Staind - It's Been Awhile Rachael�s Pick: Aerosmith Sarah�s Pick: Staind Rachael Wants: Weezer Sarah Wants: Weezer |
Rachael: Best
Rock Video. Sarah: MTV loves Staind. Sarah: This is my personal opinion of course, but fire and longing and heartfelt regret filled lyrics get to people. Rachael: I love Aerosmith. Sarah: I know you do. But I want Weezer! Rachael: I love Weezer too. And Sumo wrestlers who play guitar. So this one was hard for me. Sarah: Actually I like all of these videos. Sarah: This is the best category. Rachael: Yes. I agree. Sarah: Is U2 not a rock band? Rachael: But who would you kick out of this category? Sarah: Staind, I would kick them out in a heartbeat. Rachael: So would I. But you think they're going to win. Sarah: But that's ME. MTV wouldn't and I think they're going to win. Sarah: Wait... but other categories have six videos in them. Sarah: And still others have 4. Rachael: I do not understand the regulations. Sarah: Me neither. Rachael: Let's not think about it anymore. Sarah: Agreed. |
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Best Hip Hop Video
Outkast - Ms. Jackson
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On Eve f/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind City High - What Would You Do? Black Eyed Peas f/Macy Gray - Request Line Rachael�s Pick: Outkast Sarah�s Pick: Missy Elliott Rachael Wants: Outkast Sarah Wants: Eve |
Rachael: Hip Hop. Sarah: These are all good ones too. Rachael: Not so much Request Line. Sarah: Awww. I agree, but that was a big one, that even made TRL. Rachael: Because they used the song in their credits. Sarah: Ooh. Conspiracy. Rachael: I'm thinking and wanting Outkast to get it. Because that was such a good song and video. Sarah: Ooh, but poor Eve! Rachael: Yeah. I like Eve! But Outkast is better. Sarah: Okay. Rachael: I think we're seriously underestimating Missy, too. Rachael: She'll probably get like eighty of those moonmen guys and we'll be sitting there going "Huh?" Sarah: I really have no opioninon and I'm not funny and I can't spell but don't feel like fixing it. Rachael: LOL Rachael: You do too. Sarah: Oh I think Missy will take this category, did I not say that? |
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Best Pop Video
*NSYNC - Pop
Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade Britney Spears - Stronger Backstreet Boys - The Call Destiny's Child - Survivor Rachael�s Pick: Stronger Sarah�s Pick: Lady Marmalade Rachael Wants: Backstreet Boys Sarah Wants: Backstreet Boys |
Rachael: Best Pop Video.
Sarah: BSB! BSB! Sing it with me now. Rachael: I'm an *NSYNC fan. I want BSB. Sarah: Wow. I love how you spell it out like that. Sarah: Because it makes me all warm and tingly inside. Rachael: Yeah. I'm just trying to reaffirm the awesomeness of "The Call" video. Sarah: Yes. Unfortunately I do not believe it will win. Rachael: Me either. Rachael: I think it's all about Britney. Sarah: I'm thinking Lady Marmalade or Destiny's Child. Sarah: It's all about the popularity. Sarah: Britney has never won a moonman. Why do you think now? Rachael: Because "Stronger" is so cool. Sarah: Lots of videos there are cool. Rachael: But "Stronger" is dark. And awesome. Sarah: Um, we could be talking about "The Call" here. Sarah: These are not good reasons. :) Rachael: If "The Call" wasn't in this category, I'd want "Stronger" to win. Sarah: I would too. Rachael: Ha. *NSYNC isn't even #2 on my list in this category. Sarah: Yeah. Big Ha. Rachael: Not even Chris on the turntables can make them #2. Sarah: Ahahahahahaha. Rachael: You think it's all about the Marmalettes. Sarah: I do. But, I underestimate Destiny (rightfully, in my opinion). Sarah: But it's Destiny's Child. Who you quote all the time and who sits on top of Billboard forever. Rachael: That Survivor video was not good. Rachael: I like their CD. I just really don't like that video. |
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Best New Artist
Coldplay - Yellow
Sum 41 - Fat Lip Nikka Costa - Like a Feather David Gray - Babylon Alicia Keys - Fallin' Rachael�s Pick: Alicia Keys Sarah�s Pick: Alicia Keys Rachael Wants: Sum 41 Sarah Wants: Sum 41 |
Rachael: Best New Artist?
Sarah: Alicia Keys is falllliiiiiinnnnnn, repeatedly. But she'll win. Rachael: I think I agree. At first I was thinking Coldplay, but they've sorta gone away and not had another hit yet. Sarah: Yeah, and she's all selling a lot of albums. Sarah: BE Rachael: CAUSE Sarah: YOU Rachael: DON'T Sarah: KNOWUSATALL! Rachael: We laugh when old people fall! Sarah: But what would you expect with a conscience so small? Rachael: Heavy metal! Sarah: And mullets! Rachael: It's how we were raised. Sarah: Maiden and Priest Rachael: Were the gods that we praised. Sarah: ... And I think we've said all we need to say. |
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Best Video from a Film
Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade
Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part 1 U2 - Elevation Remix DMX - No Sunshine K-Ci & JoJo - Crazy Rachael�s Pick: Destiny�s Child Sarah�s Pick: Destiny�s Child Rachael Wants: U2 Sarah Wants: U2 |
Rachael: Best Video from a Film.
Sarah: All the women, independent! I hate this song with a passion. Sarah: But I think it will win. Sarah: A living passion, mind you. Rachael: Me too. But I love the U2 video where they put The Edge in Tomb Raider. Sarah: That is awesome. Rachael: You are so anti-Destiny's Child. Sarah: I am. I apologize. Overplay does not sit well with me. Sarah: Actually I just really don't like that song. Sarah: (Or Say My Name or Jumpin' Jumpin') Rachael: Or "Survivor" or "Bootylicious." Sarah: Oh I like those two. :) Rachael: Oh good. :) Sarah: What, I'm okay to talk to now? Rachael: Yes. You have the Rachael stamp of approval. Sarah: As long as it washes off, that's great! Rachael: LOL. Rachael: Have you even seen that DMX video? Sarah: Nope. Sarah: That's weird. Sarah: I don't think I've even heard of it. Rachael: Me either. I'm surprised they're even nominating DMX after he stood up the VMAs two years in a row when he was supposed to perform. Sarah: Really. But what other videos from a film have there been? Rachael: Hmm. I don't really know. Sarah: Maybe that's the reason. Rachael: There was that other one from Save the Last Dance that wasn't "Crazy." Rachael: Damn. God. I know there was another one. Rachael: Can't think of it. Sarah: Don't hurt yourself. |
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Best R&B Video
Jill Scott - Getting In the Way
112 - Peaches and Cream R. Kelly - I Wish Destiny's Child - Survivor Sunshine Anderson - Heard It All Before Rachael�s Pick: Jill Scott Sarah�s Pick: Jill Scott Rachael Wants: Jill Scott Sarah Wants: Jill Scott |
Rachael: Best R&B Video. Rachael: Hey look! Destiny's Child is both R&B and Pop. No one told me that. Sarah: I was not informed either. Rachael: Jill Scott so deserves this one. Sarah: I don't like this category 'cause I know nothing about it. Sarah: But I'm all for Jill Scott. Rachael: I like that Sunshine Anderson song, but the video is kinda crap. |
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Best Direction
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
R.E.M. - Imitation of Life Linkin Park - Crawling Eminem f/Dido - Stan Outkast - Ms. Jackson Rachael�s Pick: Outkast Sarah�s Pick: R.E.M. Rachael Wants: R.E.M. Sarah Wants: R.E.M. |
Rachael: Ooh. My
favorite category. Best Direction. Sarah: Ooh. My rely-on-Rachael category. Best Direction. Rachael: Well. I really like that REM video. Rachael: I think that Outkast's going to take it, though, and that's okay. Actually all the nominees in this category are good. Sarah: ... which basically means no David Meyers. |
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Best Choreography
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
Madonna - Don't Tell Me Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade Janet Jackson - All For You Rachael�s Pick: Madonna Sarah�s Pick: Madonna Rachael Wants: Madonna Sarah Wants: Fatboy Slim |
Rachael: You are correct,
ma'am. Best Choreography? Sarah: Um, hi, MTV? Where the hell is the choreography in Lady Marmalade? Any explanation would be greatly appreciated, thanks. Sarah: And thank you for not taking the step to further the ego of a certain Wade J. Robson. Rachael: Hahahhahahaha. Rachael: Poor Wade. They can't break it to him that he sucks. |
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Best Special Effects
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
U2 - Elevation Remix Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On Robbie Williams - Rock DJ Rachael�s Pick: U2 Sarah�s Pick: U2 Rachael Wants: Robbie Williams Sarah Wants: U2 |
Sarah: Best Special
Effects. I like all the nominees in this one. Rachael: You like all the nominees in this one? Rachael: No you don't. Sarah: Hold on, let me look, lol. Sarah: I just remember it being hard to choose from. Rachael: Well. I promise you there's one you don't like. Sarah: Oh CRAP. Rachael: Yeah. Robbie. You just said you like Robbie. Sarah: Yeah. That's not special. Rock DJ. Sarah: I did not say that. I said that blindly. Sarah: Without caution. Rachael: Love is blind. Sarah: I take it back! I take it back! Sarah: U2. I like U2. Rachael: Robbie would not appreciate your fleeting appreciation. Sarah: I'm sure Robbie would not care. At all. "Bollocks," he'd say. Sarah: I have no idea what that means. But it sounded English. Rachael: Bollocks means balls. Sarah: And he'd say that. You're like a translator now. Rachael: Welsh mother. I know some stuff. Rachael: I like Robbie. Because... dude. His skin and his muscles and stuff came off. Sarah: Yeah. And it was gross. Sarah: I'm sure half the population of Utah would have a problem with it. Rachael: Well if half the population of Utah is deciding the winners, then Robbie is in trouble. Sarah: Hopefully he's in trouble based on quality also. Rachael: Anyway. I like U2, too. Because the Edge was in the movie! Sarah: Exactly! Sarah: See? There's good special effects. Rachael: There's also well done special effects that make you want to become a vegetarian. Sarah: "Boiler" is not nominated. Rachael: "Boiler" is not good. Rachael: "Boiler" is... directed by... Sarah: Is not nominated. Sarah: Is not nominated. Rachael: Okay. Okay. Sarah: :) Rachael: DavidMeyersisEvilIncarnate. There. Had to be said. |
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Best Art Direction
Aerosmith - Jaded
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade Um. We don't really know. |
Rachael: Best Art Direction!
Sarah: *sigh* I don't know anything about these categories. Rachael: Um. I like to pretend I do, sometimes. Sarah: They're all well done videos, I have no idea what judges are looking for. Sarah: I just hope Marmalade is not supported. Rachael: As long as it's not about a prostitute, I'm happy. Sarah: There we go. New standards, to be accepted by all. Rachael: I'm thinking "Jaded." Sarah: I'm thinking "Weapon of Choice." Sarah: Oh wait. I mean "Clint Eastwood." Sarah: I guess. Rachael: Yeah. See? We don't even know what we mean. Sarah: We are confusing ourselves. Sarah: That's gotta be a hint. Rachael: It's a hint that we should move on. |
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Best Editing
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
U2 - Elevation Remix *NSYNC - Pop Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On Rachael�s Pick: �N Sync Sarah�s Pick: �N Sync Rachael Wants: �N Sync Sarah Wants: �N Sync |
Rachael: To... Best Editing!
Sarah: Again with the well done videos. But! Pretty boys changing clothes while dancing! Sarah: It must be Pop. Rachael: Yes! Rachael: LMAO. You with the working the lyrics into the conversation! Very good. Sarah: I know. And we know how I don't usually like the lyrics game. Rachael: But! It's very good, the editing in "Pop." And I think they deserve it. Sarah: They? The editors, you mean. Sarah: Ohhhhh, diss. Rachael: Yes. Diss. Biznatch. Sarah: I lub you. Rachael: And I was thisclose to moving on to Cinematography and lamenting the fact that "The Call" is not there. WHATEVER. Sarah: Then... let's move on! |
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Best Cinematography
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
Aerosmith - Jaded Eminem f/Dido - Stan Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On Rachael�s Pick: Aerosmith Sarah�s Pick: Fatboy Slim Rachael Wants: Aerosmith Sarah Wants: Fatboy Slim |
Sarah: What IS cinematography? Sarah: That is the question of the day. Rachael: The lighting and stuff. I don't really... I don't really know. Sarah: And, because I am here to provide you with answers, while ignoring Rachael's "threat," Dictionary.com tells us: Sarah: cin�e�ma�tog�ra�phy (sn-m-tgr-f) n. The art or technique of movie photography, including both the shooting and development of the film. Rachael: sn-m-tgr-f. Excuse me. I sneezed. Rachael: God Bless Me. Sarah: *hanging head in shame* Rachael: sn-m-tgr-f. How do you pronounce that? Sarah: You add vowels with little accent marks on them that are apparently not copy and paste-able. Rachael: ANYWAY. Sarah: Anyway. You think The Call falls under this category? Rachael: Yes. I think it looks nice. Sarah: You know what? Sarah: So do I. Rachael: Like, I don't know what it is, really. But I can tell when there's good cinematography and when there's bad cinematography. Rachael: Like... look at American Beauty. Good cinematography in that one. Everything is so crisp and clean. Sarah: So what has the best cinema... in this category? Rachael: I think "Jaded." Sarah: Based on that description I think "Weapon of Choice." Sarah: Or "Jaded." Rachael: Yes. This is a toss-up for me. Rachael: "Stan"'s just isn't that great. And "Get Ur Freak On..." no. Sarah: So we got it down to two. Sarah: That's all we can do. Rachael: So let's go on to Breakthrough. Sarah: We totally rhyme. Rachael: LMAO. |
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Breakthrough Video
Common - Geto Heaven
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood R.E.M. - Imitation of Life Robbie Williams - Rock DJ *NSYNC - Pop Rachael�s Pick: Fatboy Slim Sarah�s Pick: Fatboy Slim Rachael Wants: R.E.M. Sarah Wants: Gorillaz |
Sarah: I'm wondering incredulously why "Pop" is
nominated. Rachael: *NSYNC does not belong. Rachael: I didn't see Common. Sarah: Me neither. Rachael: Nobody saw R.E.M either, even though it's really really good. Rachael: You know who should win? Fatboy Slim. Sarah: Yes! I agree. Rachael: Because... that was really cool. Sarah: The motherfucker danced around by himself. Around an empty hotel lobby. Sarah: That was nice. Rachael: I don't understand it. I don't understand the flying. Is it supposed to be symbolic? Sarah: Possibly. Rachael: Who cares, really. Good video. Breakthrough. Sarah: Yes. Breakthrough. |
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Viewer's Choice
Backstreet Boys - The Call
Nelly - Ride Wit Me Destiny's Child - Survivor *NSYNC - Pop Limp Bizkit - My Way Eve f/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind Rachael�s Pick: Backstreet Boys Sarah�s Pick: Backstreet Boys Rachael Wants: Eve Sarah Wants: Backstreet Boys |
Rachael: Viewer's Choice! Sarah: "Hello?" Rachael: I think the BSB will win this one. Sarah: "Hi, it's me, what's up baby? I'm sorry, listen, I'm gonna be out late tonight so don't stay and wait for me, okay?" Rachael: You know why? Because BSB fans are fuckin' relentless and crazy. Sarah: "Where are you?" Rachael: They'll just be pressing reload over and over voting for this bitch. Sarah: "Wait... wait... say that again?" Rachael: How many times have you voted, Sarah? Sarah: "Hello?" Sarah: A few... Sarah: "You're really dropping out. I think my battery must be low!" Rachael: You're quoting the fucking song. Sarah: "Listen, if you can hear me, we're going to a place nearby, all right?" Rachael: Is "a few" more or less than ten? Sarah: Yeah, once or twice. Sarah: Um... Sarah: "Gotta go!" Rachael: COPOUT! Sarah: I plead the 5th! Rachael: I'm an *NSYNC fan. Know how many times I've voted? None. Sarah: Congratulations. You also want Eve to win. Sarah: So don't pull that "I'm a fan look how sane I am" stuff. Rachael: Yes. You're right. And you know what? We're out of categories. Rachael: So! I think we're done. Sarah: Yay! |
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MTV2 Award
The MTV2 Award
Alicia Keys � Fallin' Gorillaz � Clint Eastwood Jurassic5 � Quality Control India.Aire � Video Craig David � Fill Me In Mudvayne � Dig Rachael�s Pick: Alicia Keys Sarah�s Pick: Craig David Rachael Wants: Craig David Sarah Wants: Gorillaz |
Days later�
We find out that we have forgotten the ohsospecial, inaugural MTV2 category. After some discussion on who exactly the nominees are, including Sarah�s insistent assertion that since she watches TRL she knows that Sum 41 is not one of them (they�re not... Rachael�s wrong), Rachael�s decision that she would like �a Craig David to go,� and Sarah�s following lame fast food joke, the discussion is then off on to boyband soulmates, which, if you�re wondering, is Nick Lachey for the both of them. (Also if you�re wondering, Rachael vows, �bitch,� that he is �hers.�) And that�s all folks. Craig David. Sarah would like to add... looking at the distribution of �winners� (i.e. from me), I have just one thing to say: I am so wrong. Rachael would like to add... Sarah and I totally agree. She is so wrong. Just kidding! I think we're both horribly off. Probably me more than her. |